My Dad's bulldog loves to swim.

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When I visit my parents he only wants to sleep in bed with me. He is a great cuddler.

12yr ⋅

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Lost and found sent this up for a patient to wear as she was leaving the hospital. She said she would rather leave naked.

12yr ⋅

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Drunk me thought it would be awesome to make Christmas cookies last night. Sober me may be regretting that thought this morning and I don't have any cookies.

12yr ⋅

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I made my best friend a Jell-O shot birthday cake.

11yr ⋅

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Getting ready! We leave Tuesday.

10yr ⋅

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Flip your wig. I played this game this evening.

12yr ⋅

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All my friends have normal jobs and don't get drink on a Monday night, so I drink with my dog.

12yr ⋅

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Thanks to Theillbehaviored I can now learn how to get beautiful women into bed. Thanks!

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I just added a new member to my family a few weeks ago. This is where she decided she is going to sleep every night.

12yr ⋅

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