I absolutely loved these two together and I want to see more of it. They were so great in my opinion. The perfect opposite match.1yr ⋅ _Precht_ ⋅ r/americandad
If I don’t make it back, tell your mother...”sorry I busted my nut so quick”...she’ll know what it means.2yr ⋅ _Precht_ ⋅ r/americandad
”Tax question: if I beat a man with a tire iron in the stadium parking lot, is that deductible? If it makes a difference he started it. His wife and small children were wearing Bronco’s jerseys, in Denver no less! That’s RAIDER country.”10mo ⋅ _Precht_ ⋅ r/americandad
“Nice girls don’t kiss on the first date, Steve! Your mom wouldn’t kiss me until our third date. It made the sex of the first two dates VERY impersonal!”2yr ⋅ _Precht_ ⋅ r/americandad
“Look at me. I got my son’s ass against my window, my alien’s dick in my gas tank, and nothing but the open road in front of me.”2yr ⋅ _Precht_ ⋅ r/americandad
Living in Rosslyn, I’ve seen a lot of pigeons; especially near the metro. But this might be the thickest one I’ve seen yet! Buddy was a chunk.2yr ⋅ _Precht_ ⋅ r/nova
”I feel the SICKENING threat of brutal honestly and I’m WILDY uncomfortable”2mo ⋅ _Precht_ ⋅ r/Modern_Family
My father was drowned to death in a bird bath by an officer of the law. His will just said ”kick Jimmy in the sack for me. Go Eagle’s.”2yr ⋅ _Precht_ ⋅ r/familyguy
“I tell ya, I was in the best shape of my life, I was closer to God than I’ve ever been, and I was *flush* with cash” “Stan I really don’t want to talk about the 5th grade anymore”2yr ⋅ _Precht_ ⋅ r/americandad
“You look like you should be holding up round cards at a dog fight in Fresno. “2yr ⋅ _Precht_ ⋅ r/americandad
Someone at Financial Times really woke up and said “I choose violence today”1yr ⋅ _Precht_ ⋅ r/2westerneurope4u
First lever action! 30-30 Henry with side gate. Wanted one forever, finally got it. Loving it.3yr ⋅ _Precht_ ⋅ r/LeverGuns
Did my first trigger swap on a 1911 yesterday morning. What a process. Worth it though.3yr ⋅ _Precht_ ⋅ r/1911
I bought some Pilot Varsity’s a bit ago to try out fountain pens and fell in love. Then after browsing this sub for awhile for recommendations on a starter permanent fountain pen, I settled on the Pilot Metropolitan! Thank you to the sub!2yr ⋅ _Precht_ ⋅ r/fountainpens
