Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.

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Sleep >>>>

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He is one of us guys.

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Sleep >>>>>>>

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Uhm okay? Use HTTPS on those pages?

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Just leaving it out here..found this on Instagram

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Cheers to the programmers who will name the variable bobTheBuilder

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Am I?

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Taking one for the team. Oh wait, why is production down?

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Its a real developer now guys! Beware!

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Well..

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Will it?

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Well

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Honest life of a developer..

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Who ever thought this was a great idea for captcha, may you get ton of bugs and your prod deployment fails on a Friday.

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This might start a war here.

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Give the dude a raise for that comment..

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Someone has to say it..

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Java has limitations as well!

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Well..

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Isn’t cd .. the only acceptable way?

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It be like that sometimes..

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Don’t be Bill

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Microservice? Nah -> Distributed Monoliths

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A developer’s crazy idea or a pressure from Higher Management?

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Our lives in nut shell

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How to be irreplaceable 101

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