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How to ignore your 6th grade art teacher’s lessons on perspective4yr ⋅ _jackhoffman_ ⋅ r/disneyvacation
How to be called a dumb slut by that nice guy you thought was your friend4yr ⋅ _jackhoffman_ ⋅ r/disneyvacation
How to cope when aunt Karen says she’d rather kill herself than spice up Thanksgiving with you5yr ⋅ _jackhoffman_ ⋅ r/disneyvacation
How to let your sister-in-law know she should skip seconds at Christmas dinner5yr ⋅ _jackhoffman_ ⋅ r/disneyvacation
How to convince your husband that it must have been those prenatal vitamins or something and not an affair5yr ⋅ _jackhoffman_ ⋅ r/disneyvacation
META: How hard is it to sort by new before posting? 4/7 of the last posts are clearly the same thing.5yr ⋅ _jackhoffman_ ⋅ r/MurderedByWords
How to use malapropisms in everyday speech to sound better educated than those around you5yr ⋅ _jackhoffman_ ⋅ r/disneyvacation
How to use prunes to become so regular that you can set your watch by your movements5yr ⋅ _jackhoffman_ ⋅ r/disneyvacation
How to help your new cell mate come to terms with what you’re about to do it him on the inside5yr ⋅ _jackhoffman_ ⋅ r/disneyvacation
An Outback original! Our special Bloomin’ Onion is hand-carved, cooked until golden and ready to dip into our spicy signature bloom sauce5yr ⋅ _jackhoffman_ ⋅ r/forbiddensnacks
How to defend your country's reputation from preachy journalists (part 2)5yr ⋅ _jackhoffman_ ⋅ r/disneyvacation
