For every upvote this post of Zoey gets, I will boop her nose.

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I was sitting in the parking lot of my local Food Lion and noticed these racing stripes looked a bit crooked

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They’re building a nest on MY back door?! Not on my watch, you greasy winged fucks.

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So I was watchin’ The Strain the other dayyyyyy...

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I’m upset.

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First thing I did when I saw a bucket of crabs in my garage.

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This is how Zoey greets me every morning i'm at my brothers.

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Let’s not forget that Berbs scalloped potatoes are FUCKED

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What's the matter private? Tent got your tongue?

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So I was watchin’ The Strain the other dayyyyyy...

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What can I use to fill in the gaps in between my slate?

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Sleepy pibble

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Cheesy poofs.

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The look I get when I stop petting her.

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Just pre ordered my gold edition so I’m having a drink to celebrate!

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Sweet Pea is a proud mom

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Beefaghetti.

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Smoked a joint and the smoke made me feel like i was watching a dog fight high in the clouds

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Zoey is a bit tired...

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