That feeling when you read things like this, and you're actually at that point in your life7yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
10 more sleeps until I see the love of my life, then we drive across the country together, have an apartment and never doing long distance again !!!!7yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Boy won't fuck me on my period, then gets angry when I use my toy.8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I need to go grocery shopping, do laundry, clean... But I really just want to lay in bed and play diablo all day..9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I am freaking hilarious, and I imagine you guys are all the same9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Met a guy, fucks me amazingly, has all the same interests as me. Annnnnnnnnd doesn't want a clingy relationship. 👌 just what I wanted8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Anxiety is bad, can't take any more sick days.. Dog threw up in my bed this morning... Fuck.9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I've taken my anti depressants for two whole weeks without missing any days and am climbing out of my depressive state10yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My SO and I have pizza in our underwear nights. I felt these were needed.7yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I woke up to a kid coming into my room to get my dog... Apparently roommates playing daycare.9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
How I feel being smart, creative.. Some people say talented, however I never pursue anything... :(9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Everyone's going back to school, or their kids are... And I'm over here like9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mrw I haven't showered since Monday, also forgot to take off my make up last night, and my pj pants smell like dog..9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Hif leaving work yesterday.. I knew I was doing well... but a much higher up heard about how amazing I am from two people, and another general manager said I can come to her hotel any time...7yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Got a new rabbit, rechargeable, with tons of settings, along with new lube. Aaannnnnnd two days off work...9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
going from desk jobs for the past 4 years, back to a physical job... my body is sore, but i feel a lot better, and can feel those muscles! bonus; acne is clearing up A LOT! :D8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm finally chipping away at debt, crossing things off my list to do (adult things) and have decided after that's all done, I'm rewarding myself with another pup! It'll be a while.. but great motivation !7yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Coworker chews with her mouth open. Seriously... Close it! My internal reaction.8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I accidentally stumbled upon my SO’s username. I don’t want to creep it... but I know it’s going to drive me crazy...7yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My friend is looking for a roommate, keeps asking me to move in, then I asked him if he'd help with my dog ( my current roommates help when I work 10 hours shifts) he's like oh yeah, he'd be moving too...?8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I GOT THE JOBBBY JOBBBBERS THAT I WANTED. aaahhhhh, so happy. So so so happy, Went shopping for new business clothes annnnnnd having some dranks ! Weeeeoooo9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
This is the reason my best friend is my best friend. Dinner last night.. Or more like heaven ?10yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/food
LONG DISTANCE IS FINALLY OVER!! I've been happier, and laughed more than I have since I saw him last, it's also super weird not having a reason to check my phone every 5 seconds... ❤️7yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mrw when I feel like crap, and my bf wants to do everything together... Just go do things by yourself !8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm the youngest one in my office (23) most coworkers are 50+, they go out dancing all of the time, I never go, because I hate the club and the music is waaaayyyy too loud.8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My dog was being super cuddly. He clearly didn't want me to go..10yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Because this made me smile... Hope you trolls have a great hump day.8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My ex was always so obsessed with my long hair, I had cut it super short a couple months ago, and now this ! 😍 I love it!8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mrw I was prepared to have an awesome day, including pancakes... Yeah, PANCAKES AT WORK. Then I go on fb to see a message from my horrible ex.9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Literally my day.... Still technically in training at work, so I don't get as much work as other employees...9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My relationship, and career are looking fantastic, but I keep worrying something's going to give in...7yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
A month, still no sex with new BF... We were reaaaally into making out and hand stuff... Then he forgot to bring a condom. IT WAS SOOO CLOSE, TOUCHING... But no... :(9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I wake up and realize I still have A TON of pizza in the fridge9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It's Monday, hopefully hearing from job today! Constant refreshing of email!9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Been at my job for less than 3 months, manager is training me for management. How I feel after a day of her constantly giving me more responsibilities, and taking it all like a champ!7yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've finally found a guy that understands and talks about shark week. I've heard they exist, but... I've found one... I'm so happy! He's too sweet ❤️7yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Personal snow day, roads are too crappy to drive to work, cuddles with puppers ❤️😘9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When my bf tries to say he knows more about computers than I do, and would be able to set up a monitor... When I worked apple tech support for 4 years, and he's never touched a Mac in his life...8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you're now a sales manager, which involves constantly talking to guests, cold calling and negotiating rates.. however you have really bad anxiety...7yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mrw a guy tries to be extremely dominant over my dog for no reason, my dog doesn't take that crap.. And If you don't treat my dog right, you probably won't treat me right. Bye bye!9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When people judge my eating habits... When they really don't know what their talking about.8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When your friend knows you too well.... Vodka salad is Caesars... It's healthy!9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When a guy expects that I'm a better person that I am... He's slowly learning that he was wrong, even though I've told him that I'm not the person he wishes I was...8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm so nervous, first time letting management see my artwork.. I have a meeting, for them to approve or deny it.8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I moved across the country, got a good job right away, and was offered the supervisor position after my first day, and I just asked about it!!! Oh, and bonus, wearing scrubs to work means comfy bras !7yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Not feeling well, tired, and think I may be getting my roommates strep throat...7yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Anyone else can't wait for summer thunder storms?! They're my favourite!8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
We have new scheduling system at work, everyone seems to be fighting over morning shifts, and my group works it out in a 5 min chat. ORW.9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Every time my LDSO sends me a selfie, I get all giddy and smily. 50 days left.7yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
BF gives me AMAAAAZING sex... And makes me laugh more than I've laughed in years.. So so happy with him.8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I hate my job, but it's probably the only job that I can get, where I don't have to work weekends8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I finally met, a cute, quiet, nerdy gentleman. Not usually the type I date, however I have a huge crush on him... I feel like it's my first crush.9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
when i get home from a weekend away from my dog, he apparently was depressed that i was gone. I love him so much, SO MANY CUDDLES TONIGHT!8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF, tired of dating, I just want a guy to cuddle me all of the time... :(9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mrw I've been complimented on how curly, and long my hair is all week, and then roommate says I smell pretty..9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
LDSO applied for an apartment for us last night, waiting for office to open to try and secure it. 18 days, closing the distance !!7yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I have a deadline Monday, for a comic. I can't help but procrastinate8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
when I'm offered a job, More money and A LOT LESS stress, oh thank goodness.8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Every time I try and have a serious conversation, he turns it into a joke... Things are obviously not working and he won't accept it. I need to move out, but I can't find a place... Uhg :(8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Stayed up all night gaming, forgot how much I love it! With depression, nothing seemed enjoyable... I GET TO ENJOY THINGS AGAIN!9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mrw, my dad finally mailed me my paints, and I have Thursday off... YAY A DAY OF PAINTING!!8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Was home for the weekend, my mom kept bringing up stuff I didn't want to talk about... Happy to be back to my own place!9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It's my Monday, I have a terrible headache, it's my time of month, my vajayjay hurts, and I don't have anyone to cuddle me :(9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mrw I spend a couple days being spoiled, and wish my BF would treat me even remotely this amazing...8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I get to go to a play off game, 5 shifts left of work, then a month off.. and 39 days until LDSO is no longer LD! 😘❤️7yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've spent the last couple years with no tan, have gotten very pale from overworking... And spending free time in my dark room... Mrw I spent an entire day outside and finally got a bit of a tan8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Have so much to do ! Even have motivation to do it ! Wooooooo. Anyone want to give me some awesome upbeat music ?9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Guy that I've been seeing and I had the talk about future, goals and kids.. We both don't want kids! He's perfect for me :)8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Sick of trying so hard, with a BF that doesn't show any affection.... Uhg.9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mrw I met BF at the theatre to see a movie and he was speechless when I walked up... Gawsh I'm a hottie today ☺️9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Supposed to get the call tomorrow, hopefully starting new job Tuesday.. Waiting is killing me !!9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My feels when it looked like summer, then we had a two day snow storm....7yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm saving to move across the country, and I'm factoring in buying new furniture when I move... so much IKEA shopping !!7yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mrw my dog looks at me when I stay in bed until the very last minute possible in the morning9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mrw, I see three people, all who I thought were smart, fall for Facebook hoax news articles...9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
And parents think that they are the only ones that have a rough life...10yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/childfree
LDR's are hard. I feel like he's my soul mate, I want to be with him so badly, but we still have months to wait until I can be...7yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I had so many great gift ideas for coworkers in the secret Santa, but I got the one person who doesn't talk about her life outside of work at all!8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My washer and dryer doors open inwards, so I can't easily transfer my laundry from the washer to dryer10yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
First day at new job, little to no customer contact, coming from a call centre... This is me, after a full day of work, not absolutely hating life, being miserable..8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm not used to having regular amazing sex, my entire body hurts, but I want moooooreeee9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Update! MANAGEMENT LOVED MY ARTWORK! I was so nervous.. I haven't done art for a company in years.8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
after three weeks seeing someone, realizing that i miss being alone. other than the sex.9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm waiting for a shipment, that stopped updating tracking as soon as it got to Canada... I WANT IT NOW :(7yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Mrw i found the perfect things to send in a care package for the LDSO.7yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It's Friday, both BF and I are exhausted but he's still coming over for cuddles, he's the best!9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
it's like. There's an entire world out there... That I don't know anything about.... 10yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/lookatmydog
Mrw my roommates and I all have smelly candles, I walk into such a good smelling house ☺️9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
BF is probably at parents for thanksgiving dinner, not getting replies.... A little drunk and my hockey team doesn't play for a couple of days.. Sad monkey...9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Guy who gave me amazing sex, is busy until next week... I love that we both are very career oriented, but the sex is all I can think of right now.8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Well, male friend plugged his phone into my laptop, my photos app opened with a TON of nudes.. He wasn't impressed with it.. Then I bought the wrong gift card, from Apple... I give up8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
after posting about just wanting a guy to cuddle.. a guy that i had went on three date with then we kept having to cancel due to work schedules being different, he finally said he really likes me and wants to make it work :D9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
A week and a half, and the LD BF shall be living in my city! 😍8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Made an appt at my dogs (now new) vet. Next step, get myself a doctor in this city. It's been a year, it's time to get settled in.8yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Had a meeting at my new job, did some insane cleaning, laundry and other chores. Adulted all morning, time to curl up in my cleaaaan bedding, in my pjs and watch Netflix and game all night 😍9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My emotions have been up and down, I hate and love my job... I don't know if I want to figure it out, or try and find another one....7yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Starting to work in IT again as of Monday, I'm quite excited ! :)9yr ⋅ S0ck_m0nkey ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
