The Senatorhood of the Traveling Pants.

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roses are red, new sneakers are fly

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Why watch the movie when I can stare at this kid?

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Designer Mahmoud Tammam transforms Arabic words into illustrations of their literal meanings (album in comments)

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loveliness.

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Also, that tiger.

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Can we help find my neighbor’s dogs?

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That’s right. $45.

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me_irl

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Which one of you is this?

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Shrek is filled with helium.

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gonna tell my grandkids that this was daft punk

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Never forget the greatest Batman team up of all time.

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I was proud of myself. She promptly unmatched me.

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GGGG

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Ultimate Boyfriend Experience

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weird dogs.

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A reply to Stephen on twitter.

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Never responded. Never unmatched.

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omg. those ears.

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be a door

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Donald Trump is that friend who won’t stop talking about an ex.

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to the tune of Tik Tok by Ke$ha

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This Jamaican postage stamp from the seventies.

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Are these still good to eat?

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Cleaning the garage today. Anyone up for some Megamania?

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roses are red, this poem has no cliffhanger,

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I may have just found number six.

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roses are red, and roses are red

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[GTM] I'll light the fire while you place the flowers in the vase that you bought today.

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[GTM] Don't call it a comeback. I've been here for years.

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roses are red, the internet is tubes,

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[GTM] May your dreams bring you peace in the darkness.

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Just picked up this classic.

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Homie’s a loser

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Long time lurker here’s my give back. Found these in a box of my sister’s things. Seventh person to comment gets these stickers. I’ll ship globally.

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They put the cat in Kathmandu. Met these two while wandering Nepal.

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[GTM] This ain't no party. This ain't no disco. This ain't no fooling around.

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[GTM] The comfort and the joy of feeling lost with the only living boy in new cross.

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[GTM] God lives underwater.

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[GTM] We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there. I'm east bound just watch ol' Bandit run.

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[GTM] You tied my lead and pulled my chain to watch my blood begin to boil.

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[GTM] If I speak at one constant volume at one constant pitch. At one constant rhythm. Right into your ear. You still won't hear.

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[GTM] My name is Jonas. I'm carrying the wheel.

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[GTM] And this I know. His teeth as white as snow.

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[GTM] When you were young you were the king of carrot flowers.

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[GTM] Spread it like peanut butter jelly. Do it like I owe you some money.

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[GTM] Do you remember the 21st night of September?

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[GTM] Crashed on the floor when I moved in. This little bungalow with some strange new friends.

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[GTM] There's a new dance that's going around. When the hits start flying you gotta get down.

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[GTM] I'm on your case, I'm in your face. Kick you and your father back in place.

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[GTM] Daylight licked me into shape. I must have been asleep for days.

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[GTM] Each morning I get up I die a little. Can barely stand on my feet.

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[GTM] Say goodbye to the world you thought you lived in.

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[GTM] Well, I’ve been afraid of changing 'cause I’ve built my life around you.

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[GTM] I've never been to heaven but I've been to Oklahoma.

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HMF This is a still of the audience at the Oscars but I need to know what year. Help.

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The Car Thief (1986) is an Indian movie partly filmed in my hometown of Elgin, IL. I remember going to watch some of the filming with my friends and they crashed some cars. Help me! Attached is the poster.

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[GTM] Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? Here you go create another fable.

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[GTM] Chloe don't know better. Chloe just like me, only beautiful.

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[GTM] Well there's a girl that lives up the block back in school she could turn all the boy's heads. Sometimes on a Friday I'll stop by and have a few drinks after she put her kids to bed.

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[GTM] Diane's got everything, a helicopter and a submarine.

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[GTM] Walk her every day into a shady place. He's like the dark, but I'd want him.

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[GTM] Destination unknown, as we pull in for some gas. A freshly pasted poster reveals a smile from the past.

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[GTM] And I'm screaming at the top of my lungs pretending the echoes belong to someone.

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[GTM] Yeah, I know it gets tired, but it's better when we pretend.

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[GTM] We should all consider bringing back planking.

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[GTM] But I ascend and serve my feverish need within the confines of such chemistry.

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[GTM] Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well, teacher needs to see me after school.

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[GTM] Come on hide your lovers, underneath the covers.

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[GTM] To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.

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[GTM] Love is like a razor blade. Double edge and double pain.

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[GTM] And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile. And you may find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife.

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[GTM] Little girl guide, why don't you stop your crying? Here comes Ivor the engine driver to make you feel much better.

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[GTM] I was like, good gracious ass bodacious. Flirtatcious, tryin to show faces.

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[GTM] Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies.

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[GTM] I just decided I don't trust you anymore.

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[GTM] New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits. Chinese food makes me sick.

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[GTM] You can't blame 'em. They ain't never seen Versace sofas.

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The name of this 7-11 is spelled out.

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[GTM] I'm not sick but I'm not well and I'm so hot 'cause I'm in Hell.

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[GTM] I can dig it, he can dig it, she can dig it, we can dig it, they can dig it, you can dig it, oh let's dig it. Can you dig it, baby?

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[GTM] If you believe in forever, then life is just a one night stand. If there's a rock and roll heaven, well, you know they got a hell of a band.

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[GTM] But I'd rather be working for a paycheck than waiting to win the lottery.

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[GTM] Somebody said you got a new friend. Does she love you better than I can?

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[GTM] A man in my shoes runs a light and all the papers lied tonight.

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[GTM] They'll kick you, then they beat you, then they'll tell you it's fair. So beat it, but you wanna be bad.

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[GTM] I guess I should've closed my eyes when you drove me to the place where your horses run free.

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[GTM] She's in love with heaven above, well i think she is religious.

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[GTM] And the caravan is painted red and white. That means ev'rybody's staying overnight.

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[GTM] And if you never hear from him that just means he didn't call.

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[GTM] Maybe I've forgotten the name and the address of everyone I've ever known.

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[GTM] You've got your leather boots on.

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[GTM] I'm going where the water tastes like wine. We can jump in the water, stay drunk all the time.

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[GTM] There were funky China men from funky Chinatown.

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[GTM] Now listen up. She's razor sharp. If she don't get her way, she'll slice you apart.

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[GTM] You might be able to pull you a rapper, a NBA player. Man, at least a dude wit' a car.

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[GTM] Guess who just got back today. Those wild-eyed boys that had been away.

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[GTM] I wanna be the very best like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test. To train them is my cause.

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[GTM] The creme de la creme of the chess world in a show with everything but Yul Brynner.

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[GTM] She doesn't have anything you want to steal. Well, nothing you can touch.

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[GTM] There are things that used to make me smile. One of them was you for just a little while.

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[GTM] In the day we sweat it out on the streets of a runaway American dream. At night we ride through the mansions of glory in suicide machines.

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[GTM] Well I have a fading impression of the last hurtful expression on your face.

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[GTM] Out west they're moving dirt to make a greater Omaha.

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[GTM] Look at me with starry eyes. Push me up to starry skies.

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[GTM] I've been waiting for this moment all my life but it's not quite right.

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[GTM] Baby Jane's in Acapulco. We are flyin' down to Rio.

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[GTM] I'll run in the rain till I'm breathless. When I'm breathless I'll run till I drop.

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[GTM] You'll never live like common people. You'll never do whatever common people do.

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[GTM] The kids of today should defend themselves against the 70’s.

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[GTM] I think I'm almost chokin' from the smell of stale perfume.

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[GTM] Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.

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[GTM] Time is right for a guiding light.

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[GTM] Now the boys and girls are not alone now that the Hitsvilles hit UK.

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[GTM] Now that I've tried to talk to you and make you understand all you have to do is close your eyes.

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[GTM] Drunk again. Not a weekend. Isn't life a fuckin' ball?

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[GTM] Your little hoodrat friend's been calling me again.

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[GTM] Destination unknown, as we pull in for some gas. A freshly pasted poster reveals a smile from the past.

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[GTM] You seem so out of context in this gaudy apartment complex.

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[GTM] You were bigger and brighter and whiter than snow.

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roses are red, my parents were ravers,

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weird dogs.

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[GTM] We're functioning automatic and we are dancing mechanic.

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[GTM] I'm gonna make a change. For once in my life. It gonna feel real good. Gonna make difference. Gonna make it right.

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[GTM] I got my body and my mind on the same page and now happiness is all the rage.

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[GTM] We’re going down, down in an earlier round and Sugar, we’re going down swinging.

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[GTM] But let me tell you I have never planned to let go of the hand that has been clinging by its thick country skin.

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[GTM] You do what you do. You say what you say. You try to be everything to everyone.

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[GTM] Children, wake up. Hold your mistake up before they turn the summer into dust.

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[GTM] Put a little something in our lemonade and take it with us.

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roses are red, horses eat hay,

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[GTM] Don't make me read your mind. You should know me better than that.

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[GTM] I sing of you in my demented songs for you and your stimulations.

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[GTM] I don't believe in reincarnation because I refuse to come back as a bug or a rabbit.

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[GTM] Priests and cannibals, prehistoric animals. Everybody's happy as the dead come home.

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[GTM] Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected even if you've gone together for only a short time.

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[GTM] If I told you things I did before. Told you how I used to be. Would you go along with someone like me?

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[GTM] It’s not reality, just someone else’s sentimentality.

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[GTM] You're the rod, I'm water. I'm just looking for one divine hammer.

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[GTM] Honestly, you can try to wipe the memories aside but it's you that you erase.

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[GTM] Your head will collapse if there's nothing in it.

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[GTM] I would say I'm sorry if I thought that it would change your mind.

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[GTM] I've been good and I've been bad but common sense I've never had.

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[GTM] Show me the side streets in your life.

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[GTM] You stole tapes and a flashlight on a summer night from my car.

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[GTM] And the first one tore a picture Of a dead and hanging man.

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[GTM] Nobody knows the wreck of the soul the way you do, Miss Teen Wordpower.

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[GTM] Come tomorrow, I'll be on my way back home.

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[GTM] Read some Byron, Shelly, and Keats. Recited it over a Hip-Hop beat

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