Wife left me a voice message to put the chicken in the oven at 25011yr ⋅ PaintedCeiling ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
She gave up after about 40 minutes. Much anticlimactic awkwardness was had.11yr ⋅ PaintedCeiling ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Not sure where this really belongs....but it needs to be seen wide and far11yr ⋅ PaintedCeiling ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
It's really no mystery why Porn Hub has a better video player than YouTube.11yr ⋅ PaintedCeiling ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I will not allow a bathroom fixture to dictate my personal hygiene.11yr ⋅ PaintedCeiling ⋅ r/firstworldanarchists
My thought upon seeing a text-free meme get over 33,000 upvotes in 5 hours11yr ⋅ PaintedCeiling ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Just because IT guys/mechanics/handymen etc. do things you can do yourself, doesn't automatically mean they are ripping people off.11yr ⋅ PaintedCeiling ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
To the girl who requested that all of the guys on here stop acting like creepers11yr ⋅ PaintedCeiling ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I mean, we listen to songs we like over and over again, so what's the difference?11yr ⋅ PaintedCeiling ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The silence from Obama and Sharpton (etc.) is absolutely deafening.11yr ⋅ PaintedCeiling ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The ceiling of this airport terminal looks like the ceiling of an airplane.11yr ⋅ PaintedCeiling ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I mean, the end has been achieved, so as long as she doesn't make a display of being disgusted by it....who really cares?11yr ⋅ PaintedCeiling ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
These contrails are nearly perfectly perpendicular to each other.11yr ⋅ PaintedCeiling ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
If my colleagues got wind of this, I'd be laughed out of the company.11yr ⋅ PaintedCeiling ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
If you think about it, sex should actually be a pretty big deal.11yr ⋅ PaintedCeiling ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Really, Google? Tabs in Gmail? As if it wasn't confusing enough already.11yr ⋅ PaintedCeiling ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Artistic redditor skillfully paints a beautiful impressionist painting on his windshield, claims it was the result of a broken windshield wiper.11yr ⋅ PaintedCeiling ⋅ r/KarmaConspiracy
She lost her license and car for six months, and spent the night in jail.11yr ⋅ PaintedCeiling ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I feel like lots of people don't really get what software development actually involves11yr ⋅ PaintedCeiling ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Bored Apple fanboy redditor buys giant LCD screen, hooks it up to a PC, crashes the PC, and then builds an elaborate model of an entire city around it just for some sweet karma.11yr ⋅ PaintedCeiling ⋅ r/KarmaConspiracy
If 6% of Americans are on Reddit, then if you know at least 17 people (family/friends/school/work/etc.), statistically at LEAST one of them is on Reddit.11yr ⋅ PaintedCeiling ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Don't you tell me which side the toothpaste belongs on.11yr ⋅ PaintedCeiling ⋅ r/firstworldanarchists
