MRW My wife thinks I don't know how much money she spends online shopping7yr ⋅ IAmAlpharius ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW a female friend asks if I'll go to the club with her hot friends and be the token guy.10yr ⋅ IAmAlpharius ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Japanese General Hideki Tojo upon being informed the Americans have dropped a second atomic bomb on Nagasaki [1945, colorized]7yr ⋅ IAmAlpharius ⋅ r/fakehistoryporn
I knew my friends wouldn't get this little joke, maybe r/masseffect will!13yr ⋅ IAmAlpharius ⋅ r/masseffect
When people find out I'll be a 2LT in May, I get varied responses. . . 13yr ⋅ IAmAlpharius ⋅ r/Military
MFW Donald says he's thinking of bringing up Bill's infidelities at the next debate.8yr ⋅ IAmAlpharius ⋅ r/reactiongifs
First time on my newsfeed. Fox News is for liberals apparently6yr ⋅ IAmAlpharius ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
MRW I'm on a bus with friends and my favorite bar is at the next stop7yr ⋅ IAmAlpharius ⋅ r/reactiongifs
I can't compare to these celebrities, but I thought this was a pretty good photo of me13yr ⋅ IAmAlpharius ⋅ r/LadyBoners
Anyone who has visited the Infantry Museum remembers this awesome poster.13yr ⋅ IAmAlpharius ⋅ r/Military
