We all knew from day one this communist mumbo-jumbo wouldn't fly...9yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Don't ask me, I don't know anything! I am product of American education system!9yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Me and Santa's Little Helper used to be a team, but he never wants to play anymore since his bitch moved in.9yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Son, if you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers...11yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Since you attended public school, I'm going to assume you're already proficient with small arms, so... we'll start you off with something a little more advanced...12yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Sometimes it sounds like it's sneezing, or coughing, or talking softly.9yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The Weather Service has upgraded the blizzard from 'Winter Wonderland' to a Class-3 Killstorm!12yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Your cable TV is experiencing difficulties. Please, do not panic. Resist the temptation to read, or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have lefts your genitals withered, and useless.12yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Good afternoon gentlemen, this is Scorpio. I have the doomsday device. You have 72hrs to deliver the gold or YOU face the consequences...10yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The Springfield police have told me that 91% of all traffic accidents, are caused by you 6 guys...12yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling10yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Let me get this straight. You took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it AGAINST the Harlem Globetrotters?!12yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Sure it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?11yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Homer Simpson! You stand accused of eating half the population of the planet of the donuts!10yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Goodnight. Oh, and the president was arrested for murder - more on that tomorrow, or you can turn to another channel.12yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well it's 1am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids...12yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'll need three ships and fifty stout men. We'll sail round the horn, and return with spices and silk the likes of which ye have never seen!9yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Did you tell the mafia they can eliminate my competitors with savage beatings and attempted murder?10yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The M320 - Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it!12yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This is your third strike! First ya torched that orphanage, then you blew up that bus full of nuns...11yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college!10yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If I hadn't already packed my letter opener I'd give you such a stabbing...12yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Howdy neighbor! May I spray you with the hose in a playful fashion?10yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
All this drinking, violence, destruction of property... are these the things we think of, when we think of the Irish?13yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Our six-term Mayor. The illiterate tax-cheating wife-swapping pot-smoking SPENDocrat... Diamond Joe Quimby.11yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey if you guys are getting loaded off them fumes, I'm gonna have to charge ya.12yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Homer? Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and taking his tickets?11yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
When you were in that coma, did you feel your brain getting damaged?12yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Order! ORDER! Do you kids want to be like the real UN, or you just want to squabble and waste time?12yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I dunno about food from the Middle East, isn't that whole area a little iffy?10yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I don't want you driving through tunnels! You know what that symbolizes!12yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes...10yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The Weather Service has upgraded the blizzard from 'Winter Wonderland' to a Class-3 Killstorm!11yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
We'd like to pay you 2 MILLION DOLLARS to do a camera commercial....9yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Ned, have you thought about one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same...9yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
But the Springfield brigade was too BRAVE to accept their surrender...12yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way, your planet is DOOOMED!12yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I've got a monopoly to maintain! I own the electric company AND the water works, plus the hotel on Baltic avenue.12yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
We flushed the gator down the toilet, but it got stuck half way and now we have to feed it.11yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna hang up, call me back, and say the exact OPPOSITE of everything you just said...12yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Uhh Springfield, my computer shows your T4-37 is fully operational...10yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Petty vandalism is down 80%, while *heavy sack beatings* are up a shocking 900%...12yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well no offense lady, but what you don't know could fill a warehouse.13yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You know, on the series, we were always trying to kill the Cartwrights...11yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm tellin' ya, the light would work better if it pointed out to sea!13yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I think he's a good man. I like him, I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely going to make orphans of his children.12yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well the real humans won't uh.... won't burn quite so fast in there...11yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Look at this Scully, there's been another unsubstantiated UFO sighting in the heartland of America...12yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Aw you poor unfortunate man, let's get you out of those clothes immediately...12yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
How many people in this court are thinking of killing her right now...13yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I gotta be honest with ya Homer, I didn't bring ya up here to show you my new tar paper.10yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well sir, you more than meet every one of this state's requirements to box, wrestle, or be shot out of a cannon...11yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It makes no difference which one of us you vote for, either way your planet is doomed...10yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement...10yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I promise you, I will close plants in America, and bring work HERE!12yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If you really love Jebediah Springfield, you'll haul his bones out of the ground, to prove my daughter wrong!12yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Remember when Grandpa got gunned down by that assassin at the nursing home?10yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Dear Mr President, there are too many states these days. Please eliminate three...12yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I can't think of anyone who has benefited more from the death of communism, than us!11yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Tragic news tonight. 120 dead in a tidal wave in Guadalala... Guallulalaaa... *pish* France!12yr ⋅ Ghostalker474 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
