Was...was he trying to be romantic? 😐

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At least he was honest?

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Does it make you horny? Continued!

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Some people are incapable of having a normal conversation.

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😐....no

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A little late for a compliment.

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I thought the ex lax comment would deter him. 😐

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Does it make you horny?

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It's very expensive.

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I need a daughter.

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Paul is a noble cat. A wonderful example of evolution.

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Suuuuure you do.

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You like sexy

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I don't know what he expected me to say. Creep.

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Like a beautiful baby.

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My pretty little fluff butt!

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I was just punched in the dick! Hey, wanna be friends?

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When hamsters feel threatened, they turn into pastries.

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Fuck legal 😃

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Slow day.

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Cheetahs are renowned for their abilities to read minds.

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So much POOF.

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Let me out! She said. I don't care if it's raining! She said.

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U dnt like

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Paul is excited about his mouse. Cali is completely indifferent.

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Deer testicles are filled with helium and flying sperm.

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Such a pretty girl :)

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Foals are incredible Zumba instructors.

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Why would anyone be proud of this?

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Elephants have been known to suck out brains through nasal passages.

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I don't know what's going on here.

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Where the hell did he get that?

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You're a patootie.

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I honestly don't see how this is comfortable.

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Ying Yang cats!

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MoMo is quite a handsome devil!

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The red pill is strong with this one.

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Working out in old shoes=bad idea

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She didn't break eye contact, and her right ear slowly started flattening. Weird cat.

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This is how the Paul sleeps. We call it Nooting.

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This just happened to me on Wordfeud. Urgh.

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He should've stopped while he was ahead.

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