A sadly accurate recreation of my doctor telling me my vagina isn't as acidic as it should be :(9yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Last night I was with my crush at midnight. MFW I went for the kiss only to get the single most awkward forehead kiss of my life.10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When a guy (or girl) has no idea what to do with your clit during sex.10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
A year ago today, I was told she wouldn't make it another 6 months. Today they told me she was cancer free. Old dogs can learn new tricks (Shout out to the UC Davis Vet Hospital for their amazing work)11yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/aww
MRW I am sitting on the couch next to a visiting guy friend and my roommate texts me, Where are your hands?!10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the girl I thought was my best friend and has lived with me for the past 4 years actually has hated me the entire time and has written horrible hate letters about me since we met, and I had absolutely no idea.9yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm playing online chess and my male opponent says beautiful girls shouldn't be playing games meant for boys.10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I open my mouth to show my best friend my swollen tonsils and she exclaims, Your mouth is huge, no wonder you're a blow job queen!10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I find the Pringles my one night stand left at my house last night. Score!10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just used the last of my spending money on a doctor's visit and found out I have an ovarian cyst. MRW the pharmacist is ringing up the BC I was prescribed and the monitor reads $0.10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
A guy stopped me on my run to ask if I had a boyfriend. I replied honestly, saying I had just gotten out of a serious relationship. MRW he says that my meeting him is a sign from God that you should rebound quickly10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I woke up with an eye twitch this morning. Trollx, tell me I'm pretty!10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I try to initiate sex with my boyfriend, but he isn't in the mood and swats my hand away from his junk.11yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I made the mistake of telling my FWB I was on my period. MRW he says don't sit next to me, you might bleed on me.10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Started off my Sunday morning with a mouthful of jizz and cold, stale coffee. Does that still classify as brunch?10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my boyfriend tells me I'm irrational for being upset that he doesn't tell our mutual friend to stop flirting with him, even after she calls him baby in a text message.10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I glance over at my boyfriend to find him browsing TrollX and upvoting posts/finding them genuinely funny.10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
A girl just tried to tell me that I have daddy issues because I like men with beards. MRW10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my mom has finally come out of her shell after spending 8 years recovering from a horrible, abusive marriage and told me she is starting to socialize and make friends again.10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I open the refrigerator to find an EMPTY pizza box.10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my roommate catches me weighing myself with the dirty, greasy, hangover-cure quesadilla I made because I want to check my weight afterwards to see if the weight increase matches up.10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF as a 21 year old woman that just went on the most amazing dream date with a 35 year old man. I have no idea how to date someone older!10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just shaved my legs while drunk and I only cut myself once!10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm studying for my last (and hardest) midterm and my drunk friends show up10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the guy I might like sends me texts that seem like he's genuinely interested in me but then follows up with some booty call style bullshit.10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I'm supposed to be cleaning my house before my New Year's Eve guests arrive, but LOTR is on TV. I regret nothing!10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MR now that I have embraced my introverted nature but my extroverted friends still badger me to make daily plans with them10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my older sister went back to school for Comp. Science, aced all her classes while working 40 hour weeks while I am hardly on track to graduate and spend all my free time partying.10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF after experiencing multiple orgasms for the first time.10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize that the boy I have a date with looks an awful lot like Peeta from The Hunger Games.10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just sat down to work on my important lab homework when my loud roommate returns home with multiple friends11yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my ex's mom, an incredible woman who referred to me as her divine daughter and offered me guidance and wisdom during a tough time in my life, likes an old picture of me and my ex together.10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my sister takes time to send me pictures of our cats while I am stuck at school in the middle of finals week. Best sister ever!10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Hey ladies (and dudes), my mom has had a really rough year and I want to get her something nice and thoughtful for Christmas. Anyone have any ideas? I'll include more in the comments! Thanks!10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/AskTrollX
MFW I wake up snuggled in my bed covers and notice that the clock says it's 11:00 AM.10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My friend told me he couldn't take me with him to the airport when he went to pick up my boyfriend because he was banging a chick the night before that lives right next to the airport. I told him it was fine with no sass or anything. MRW he tells my boyfriend I was super rude about it.10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I woke up with a horrible hangover, so my friend reminded me of the last thing I said to him last night.10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW Spotify decides to play a heavy-flow tampon commercial which completely disrupts and ruins the awesome make-out session I had going on with my crush.10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I just got over the worst flu of my life and my girlfriends tell me about a party tonight11yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I told myself I would only watch Netflix if they have Bridget Jone's Diary on instant play, but they only have the sequel... and I press play anyways.10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Under the influence of copious amounts of caffeine I decided it would be a good idea to try my hand at shaving a landing strip on my lady parts. MRW I finish and realize it's No Shave Novemer...10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I miss my ex (who I am pretty sure is leading me on) and my grades are shit. The only thing keeping me from crying/going on a rampage right now is salty snacks and you lovely ladies.10yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
This little girl finally tuckered herself out after a solid 10 minutes of whining, squirming and shitting all over me while I was taking measurements. It was hard to stay mad.11yr ⋅ AccountforCringePic ⋅ r/aww
