We adopted two kitties last week. We got them home and notice one of them is covered in hearts. Seven and counting. Here’s River, King of Hearts.3yr ⋅ 7bottlesofwine ⋅ r/aww
Schools and sports are cancelled. Social distancing. I have three kids. Our cozy fort.4yr ⋅ 7bottlesofwine ⋅ r/CozyPlaces
I developed an anaphylactic shellfish allergy last month at age 41. I’m pretty pissed about it, but my medical alert bracelet makes me smile.2yr ⋅ 7bottlesofwine ⋅ r/funny
One of my kids put some whiteout on my soup can. Not even mad.4yr ⋅ 7bottlesofwine ⋅ r/MildlyVandalised
I accidentally made a sourdough loaf that looks like trump and sadly it’s delicious.4yr ⋅ 7bottlesofwine ⋅ r/Sourdough
This is Ava. She’s 15. She loves me so much. I’m the only one allowed to touch this belly.3yr ⋅ 7bottlesofwine ⋅ r/catbellies
After the heartbreak of our kitty passing last week, we adopted a bonded pair of brothers because healing is gentler with snuggly kittens. Not until he was in our possession did we notice that one of the brothers is covered in hearts. 5 and counting: nose, chest, chin, paw, and... penis.3yr ⋅ 7bottlesofwine ⋅ r/aww
My daughter graduated so I got a balloon from the dollar store. It was crap.3yr ⋅ 7bottlesofwine ⋅ r/funny
