This tweet from an American about Americans seems to be awfully relevant to New Zealand too (to a lesser degree to be fair).2yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/newzealand
You degenerates have been so prolific with your Rectal Stickers that warning stickers stating 'Do not insert into rectum' have had to be added. I love you all so much.3yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/RectalStickers
Those that know will find this funny. Those that don't, well... time to learn the best of British humour.5yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/CasualUK
When you're vegetarian but the rest of the family want to go to a rib house. Nothing vegetarian on the menu here except some garlic bread only. (I ate somewhere else first...) so just the booze for me.4yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/vegetarian
Not sure if this counts as Bad Men's Anatomy or just inappropriate use of a shellfish....2yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/BadMensAnatomy
First attempt at bagels. Friends were less than complimentary suggesting well-wiped sphincters.4yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/Breadit
Not tea as in Camellia sinensis, but cocoa husk tea - made espresso style with oat milk foam.3yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/tea
Shout out to great kiwi products from great kiwi companies. These crisps are the best. Crispy as hell. Far better than the more usual brands of chips. Just a fan - not an employee, paid influencer or shill.2yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/newzealand
Blood stained curtains in a hotel. Some murderous looking splashes there.3yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
That was a waste of effort. Gave a sourdough to my sis-in-law. Her husband sends me this photo asking me if I can make it next time but, without the crust. I guess a standard white loaf next time for the ungrateful little shits.4yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/Sourdough
My wife's favourite mug. After 4 years she still has no idea what the logo says.4yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/CasualUK
This mint British Aristocrat. I'm sure it's been unused. No rust, stains, watermark etc. Complete with directions for use and unused razor blades (Gillette blues).4yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/wicked_edge
Pics Pinati Pata (apologies for tilde over the N. No macron on my phone). Nice to see bi-lingual labels.6yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/newzealand
Does anyone teach kids dog safety any more? Took my boy for a walk today and a number of kids grabbed him from behind or tried to take a stick out of his mouth? Accidents can happen (not a deliberate bite). Even the best behaved dogs have their limits. Pic for attention because this boy is so damne2yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/newzealand
Watch out tonight. Toa Samoa parade likey to get out of hand again. Motorway between Henderson and Clendon likely to be blocked/slow moving.1yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/auckland
Just lost my VBA Virginity. Ok, baby steps and very first bit of writing VBA, but things can only get worse from here. Right? Btw. Tiger Spreadsheet Solutions has a baby steps set of videos.5yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/excel
A collection of cutlery my wife has acquired. None of this is ours.1yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Why is this here? Ok, I believe it is a carving of a menorah, but why would it be in the curb at a junction? Photo taken Sydney cnr Hunter Street and Macquarie St.4yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/whatisthisthing
Benjarong tea cup and saucer bought for my wife for mother's day (but arrived today) so now I need to make afternoon tea for her. Bought some Fortnum & Mason Royal Blend to go in the cup. Milk in first though with delicate porcelain.4yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/tea
So proud of my wife (F/48). She decided to join me on my (well, our) IF journey. 10 kg down. SW 150 kg, CW 139.7 kg, TW 130 kg. 16:8. She is working on smaller targets 20 kg targets. Once she reaches 130, her next target will be 110 kg.4yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/intermittentfasting
Made pickled eggs with malt vinegar, because, well, malt vinegar is nicer. Big mistake. They look like they have gone bad. Tastes great though.4yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/pickling
A Doe Triple-D. Two Fordson majors front axle removed and joined by a hydraulic link. Produced in Essex (UK) in the 1960.5yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/tractors
Saw this beaty yesterday. Not sure if the double axle rear is original or a modification.5yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/LandRover
Staying in a hotel in Tokyo. Check out the tea facilities. Tetsubin, nice cups and a decent tea.6yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/TeaPorn
I know penis enlargement pill ads are very common here, but I loved the different take on the girth.3yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/BadMensAnatomy
Brother kitties. The boy on the left moved in with us and is very kissy and cuddly. The boy on the right remains totally feral and won't be touched. They hang out together every day.5yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/aww
If you don't know how to spell Beef Bourguinon, just guess. No one will know....2yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/newzealand
Despite the name, I have ordered some. One review said it smells like a cannabis factory.5yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/tea
My new (second hand) tenor uke. It was quite cheap; but already it feels much easier to play than my vintage banjolele. Even my daughter said it sounds good.6yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/ukulele
That moment when you realise you really are a tea nerd because you find yourself explaing what yixing clay is to a native Chinese colleague who it appears has never heard of it....2yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/tea
A pressie from my boss. Matcha. He is also a tea fan. I think he must be trying to buy my silence after a recent work trip to Japan.6yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/tea
Makes a change from vegetarians getting these sorts of comments. Gym bunnies too, apparently....4yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/vegetarian
Dalek in the wild on a London platform during Rugby World Cup 2015. All Blacks match if I remember correctly.5yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/doctorwho
Roku Japanese craft gin. Never heard of this one before and as you see, I have yet to open it (and it won't be opened tonight owing to driving duties). But can't wait to try it.6yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/Gin
See your boots with snow cleats, and raise you jandals/flip-flops/thongs with bottle openers for summer.4yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
When adopting an older pet, do ever look into their eyes and wonder what their story was? We've had this old lady for about a year, she has been estimated at around 20 years old.5yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/aww
My wife's Benjarong tea set finally in use. In the cup is Betty's Tea Room Blend we pickup in Yorkshire. Made afternoon tea for her with Scones served with Jam and Cream. Two contentious questions in one meal. Milk in first or after; then scones, jam then cream or cream then jam? (Scones not shown)4yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/tea
Tonic water infused with green tea - served with Beefeater Gin. I was at a tea shop where they had put green tea in tonic water. It tasted pretty good so I tried this at home with a disturbingly expensive Tie Guan Yin. Was keen to try it with gin so chose a cheap one. It's not bad.5yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/Gin
My last day at work and a couple of leaving presents. I've worked for Chinese companies for 12 years. Love the tea. It's going to be strange working for non-Chinese again. Still, some wonderful tea to depart with.5yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/tea
[Legit] Kiwis like to use some French words but they can't pronounce or spell them.5yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/BoneAppleTea
I mentioned about green tea infused tonic water yesterday. Thought I would share this to both r/Gin and r/tea.5yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/tea
This feral boy. He's brave enough now to play with me. My daughter seems to have a knack with feral cats. Out of the three we have had, two have been feral born and raised.6yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/aww
Feral boy has decided to move in and make himself at home. Currently he is watching me whilst I work. His litter mates are all still totally feral and will not be touched. One does come for a feed every night.6yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/aww
More work leaving presents. Zealong Oolong along with their version of the Gaiwan. Very nice tea.5yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/tea
Applying for a USA travel visa for my wife - Do you seek to engage in terrorist activities, espionage, sabotage or genocide?6yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/funny
Black bean natto dish. Can't remember the name of the restaurant. But it was a noodle place in Tokyo Plaza, Ginza, Tokyo.6yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/Natto
Does Reddit not like vegans? I had a promo for a hunting scope beneath a vegan post. I'm not interested in hunting.6yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/vegan
That familiar feeling when you are vegetarian and have to get creative with food at a hotel buffet. So, baked beans and vegetarian fried noodles it is for breakfast!6yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/vegetarian
I went with my wife to get her some more Milky Oolong. We came back with all this. The Kenya Silvertips is for me. I need to pop out again to get some Tie Guan Yin because I'm in desperate shortage.5yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/tea
Not sure this would sell nasal hair removal to be. A big blob of snot and nasal hair.6yr ⋅ 60svintage ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
