PARENTAL UNITS: A REMINDER TO INSPECT THE CONFECTIONERY ACQUISITIONS OF YOUR OFFSPRING FOR ANY MALWARE OR CORRUPTION

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TODAY I TOOK MY OFFSPRING TO GATHER CONCEALED CONFECTIONERY. HER ACCURACY WAS 87.5%

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PSA - C train is stopped down town. Police on scene at 7 Ave / 8 St

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FELLOW HUMANS: DO NOT FORGET TO ADORN YOUR SEASONAL TREE WITH SUSPENDED HARDWARE. SEE ATTACHED EXAMPLE <END>

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THIS IS ME LEAVING TO PROCURE CURRENCY FOR MY FAMILY UNIT THIS MORNING.

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I was looking to find some Geocaches while I was in town. I noticed someone mapped out the name of a particular NHL team..

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In lieu of tomorrow's big day, let's not forget about these magnificent gentlemen

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Are they even trying anymore?

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Oh Dave..

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I say we, as a collective, renounce this individual from using our sacred namesake

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