Something you and your old middle school buddies would say thinking you’re a comedic genius.5yr ⋅ 5thmeta_tarsal ⋅ r/ComedyCemetery
All politics aside, what is his MUA doing? He never looked this bronze in older photos, and I can’t tell if his eyes are concealed, or that’s his natural color peaking through.4yr ⋅ 5thmeta_tarsal ⋅ r/BadMUAs
This is a professor at my university. He is known for his religious views & people trying to get him fired. He has his own Wikipedia page and everything.4yr ⋅ 5thmeta_tarsal ⋅ r/religiousfruitcake
Found this book in the free bin at a grocery store. “It’s Just a Plant: a children’s story about marijuana.”5yr ⋅ 5thmeta_tarsal ⋅ r/trees
The Jews are putting hormones in our food to make women have more testosterone and shrink men’s balls!!!5yr ⋅ 5thmeta_tarsal ⋅ r/IncelTears
Breaking twitter’s TOS by publicly fantasizing about sexually abusing babies4yr ⋅ 5thmeta_tarsal ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
When Eminem said, “I should eat a pill, PROBABLY I WILL!”.. I felt that.5yr ⋅ 5thmeta_tarsal ⋅ r/opiates
The look George Washington gives you when you’re about to roll him up to blow drugs. Sorry bro. Happy Saturday 😁😁6yr ⋅ 5thmeta_tarsal ⋅ r/opiates
May help prevent me from getting fucking lit with the boys fam. What a waste of pharmaceutical grade greatness ;(5yr ⋅ 5thmeta_tarsal ⋅ r/opiates
Happy Friday 😁👍🏼 sweating my ass off in 90 degrees was worth it for these.6yr ⋅ 5thmeta_tarsal ⋅ r/opiates
