I hate washing dishes.
~ The moment Jim started being a dad.
I learned it wrong.
~ Porn shops suck all the fun out.
It has sort of an oaky afterbirth.
Up, up and away web!
24 years later, Seinfeld is still relatable.
~ In my mind I'm a perfect Jim.
~ Happy birth moment, Michael.
I was closer to 14, but still...
~ WWE isn't gay... oh, nevermind.
~ Different Weaponry
My grandfather-in-law sent my daughter one of those Barbie dolls.
Almost 18 years after it's release I decided to buy this to replace my illegally downloaded and burned copy.
That's what you say if someone ever catches you.
We've come full circle.
I can't imagine Jim and Pam not together, but I always felt sorry for Roy. I'm glad he turned out happy.
What an eye for details.
~ They can't be evil all the time.
~ The beer sign really ties the room together.
We adopted Daisy Rey today. She's making herself at home.
Got my favorite sidekick back from Leatherman today.
Not too soon, just in time.
After watching me carry/use a knife his whole life, I got my oldest boy his first knife today for his 7th birthday.
~ The truth is... I am Iron Hand.
Someone keeps leaving the optical comparator light on, so I made a sign.
Quite a contradiction.
~ My attitude at work today.
~ Everyone at work knows the urinal doesn't flush, yet some still use it. Maintenance has been alerted several times, but all they did was hang up a DO NOT USE sign. Guess what? It got pissed on.
My first Spyderco.
~ Lazy Sunday
~ Answers like this on amazon. Fuck you, Alan.
I didn't marry a masturbator... but my wife did!
My $15.00 Wal-Mart find.
~ This is how the downfall of society begins.
I think I'll pass.
The roof vent was leaking down on a machine and operator, causing an electrical hazard. This was maintenance's solution. Going on 5 weeks.
$4 Clearance Aisle Find
~ MRW Michael's Last Day is my next episode...
$2.99 each at a local K-Mart that is closing.
~ I finally caved and got the Walgreens exclusive Ant-Man.
All The Small Things
I believe you have my...
~ Pretty decent price.
~ Stray tomcat that wandered onto my parents' farm. His name is Franklin, Franky for short.
Jackal, Speed Demon and Paladin. Weird combination, but I couldn't pass them up for $4 each.
$13.99 @ ROSS.
~ Found this at an antique store yesterday.
What a bold statement... is bold the right word?
My first expensive knife I bought myself years ago. It's gone hunting with me ever since.
~ I feel like there's a joke here.. help me out.
~ I had forgotten about one of my most coveted figures of my childhood until I saw him at a flea market today. $6.00 was all it took to bring home the VIOLATOR!
~ GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!
Zippos are awesome, but have you ever seen a Nimrod Commander?
~ We don't like to beat around the bush at the Sanborn Aquatic Center.
Is this part of a fossil? Avocado for scale.
More of a little bitch than Ryan was being that one time.
~ There are many like it but this one is mine.
In Thanos name we pray, amen.
I love this series of Funko Mystery Mini figures, and I've always wanted to buy a case of figures so I'd have them all. I finally lucked out and found a decent price on Ebay.
My offensive picture that used to hang at my desk until the new GM made me take down today.
~ Can anyone identify this guy or the series he's from? I got him around 2004ish, and he's been on my shelf ever since.
NKD, took a gamble on this cheap little guy. Very impressed!
I found this 1946 wheat penny while putting my change away. Was this defect on both sides caused at the Mint or after? If it is from the Mint, is it worth anything?
~ Michael likes his waffles like he likes his pretzels.
~ Leaked future Star Wars titles up to 2040!
~ I'm sure Kev doesn't care, as long as she smells like bacon.
~ It's my right to bear straws!