Oh, it happened earlier today... If it had happened yesterday I would have questioned the validity of this statement.

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My mom was going through old scrapbooks, found this gem from when I was in 2nd grade

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Sweethearts always refer to women as females

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News Flash: You already are an asshole

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We're all such damaged bitches for not hating ourselves enough to be interested in a misogynistic, toxic, entitled, narcissist

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So, any woman who is educated will be destined to unhappy relationships? Welp, I would still choose education.

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Apparently, women can either be pretty or nice, but not both.

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Definitely written by an incel who watched a few 80's rom-coms. Not only is this not his life, it's not anyone's life.

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After his own birth, no man has to deal with the slimy vaginas of women who apparently all have repulsive personalities.

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Oh yeah, that's so sad. That's the saddest problem I've ever heard. His life is so hard...

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Another difference, most women view themselves as people, and don't dehumanize ourselves by referring to our entire gender as if we're animals.

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So true. Trust me, I'm a ducter and I know everything about the ouch ouch poke-y for the Kovoid-007. Sorry for the medacel jargon, I'm just such a ducter.

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A female empowerment post on a page about feminism, showing the many different paths women can take, and how they are all fine options. Cue people shaming the life choices of cartoon women who don't actually exist.

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Oh yeah, she sounds like a real bitch...

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NiceguysTM are so deluded, they think leaving us alone and becoming better people is a threat. I've never seen a woman ask where are all the nice guys but that's never stopped them from whining about it.

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Complaint on Amazon: Someone bought me something I needed from my multi-page Wishlist, but what I really wanted was a game. Amazon, magically change your Wishlist set-up to read my mind and sort my list by what I want most, but w/o me having to organize or do anything.

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Pubic hair is the natural state of existence for humans. It has existed through all human evolution because it is hygienic and healthier. Interesting he doesn't seem to think this would apply to men...

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The misogyny really takes a backseat to the child sexualization...

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Who is she cheating with if the bad boys aren't interested in her anymore? Because nice people don't sleep with married people. He's also going to be super disappointed when (young) 30 y/o women don't want anything from him... or 50 y/o... or 130 y/o... or anyone of any age.

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This should be D.A.R.E.'s new campaign

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They are going to be so disappointed when they realize no woman of any age wants them. I also don't know any woman who regrets not getting married as a teenager to the first guy to show interest.

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This isn't sketchy at all... definitely not some creepy guy fetishizing lesbians.

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So, women date just like men and get married when we're actually ready to get married? Women may watch more true crime shows, but men are more likely to be the ones the show is about...

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I ordered a sprinkle donut... They took it VERY literally.

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So, one of the first times in history a woman gets the credit she deserves, and suddenly our entire gender is known for stealing it. (Some examples of women who didn't get credit for their achievements in the comments)

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I can't wait to get old and say this to kids about 2020

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A woman gets abused and somehow he thinks he's the victim because he didn't get to her first. And that's how low the bar has fallen for what is considered nice nowadays? I didn't murder anyone today, where's my gold star?

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The Hill family did not age well; but the good news, Roger's Bar must serve Alamo Beer!

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Wait, do you want me to tell you about myself or not?

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Can't women get something better as far as conspiracies? As a Jew I get a space laser, as a woman I'm just a greedy whore. Try harder incels, this is getting lazy. #YesAllIncels

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But, wouldn't that also make men prostitutes?

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You can have a job and be an asshole, you can be a decent person without a job.

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NiceGuys, ladies deserve the right to choose who we date. Stop thinking you're owed anything!

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I asked my chiropractor about this... it made the sex very awkward.

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Captain Rational: Master of both linguistics and charisma

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Men who call women leftovers were never nice. And 30's? We're over by our 30's? He's also going to be super disappointed when he realizes no women of any age want him.

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I ordered a sprinkle donut... They took it VERY literally.

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Yeah, he sounds like a real peach. He doesn't come off as abusive, at all. On opposite day!

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Sounds like he just wants to watch videos of women being raped...

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That's a lot of words for rape.

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Silly women, we don't talk politics!

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The fakest part of this story is that OP claims to have friends...

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Married niceguyTM looking to cheat after he acts like a husband for a night and it didn't get him laid

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Wait, so we're mandatory baby factories through all of history, but now we don't love our kids? Pick a lane.

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How sweet, strangers coming together... to cum together.

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If you say clearly, you're not my type, I don't want a second date you're a bitch. If you say nothing, you're ghosting him. If you're too polite when saying no, you're leading him on. Women can't win.

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Why won't terminally ill people just stop being sick?

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No Karen, the equivalent is still a woman's place is in the kitchen

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Let's ask madam president and pray to goddess about how women have too much power over men. From the Salam Warlock Trails to the Radium Boys to the Men's Suffrage Movement, history is just an ongoing story of men being persecuted and oppressed by women.

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I judge women based on my standards of beauty and assume everything they do is to attract me while correcting them about how their attempts to arouse me are flawed and give them notes on how to fix their appearance to be more appealing to me... and they still won't date me!

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I'll be celebrating in the bathtub

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Apparently, only men can work, no one needs women in the workplace. And apparently, only women can parent, no one needs a father.

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Rape women into respecting you. I guess the bar for what constitutes nice is not raping women when they ask to be treated with even a modicum of respect. Not that women will ever know how painful it is to be disrespected or anything.

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It's protecting children when it comes to infringing on the rights of others, but when it doesn't support their agenda, the kids are the first ones they sacrifice. The reply is priceless.

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Maybe the fact those messages are coming from someone who calls himself pre-cum man have something to do with it?

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NiceGuyTM getting advice from an incel

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Incels fail to understand that women age even after getting married. If you marry a 29 y/o woman, in ten years she'll either be 39 or dead. They also seem to not understand dying alone is still a better option than they are.

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*Trigger Warning* If you're a NiceGuyTM and you're a NiceguyTM that says women who don't date you should be abused, and then women refuse to date you and you die alone, you 100% deserve all that loneliness if you pass up basic human decency to be an evil monster.

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They want us to stay in our place and out of school and the workplace, but also have education and careers to bring to the table, (that we are supposed to be setting.) But hey, it's not like anyone's ever seen a woman doctor, or lawyer, or teacher, or CEO, or inventor, or Olympian, or artist.

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I do agree that Western women are incompatible with him, but so are women everywhere else in the world, and people, he's incompatible with people.

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He seriously thinks his life is a comic book and he's the protagonist fighting against the evil plaguing the world... women.

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But, wouldn't that also make men prostitutes?

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CB 101: How to be a big enough dick to force businesses to give you free stuff. If asking doesn't work, threaten them!

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If he's doing it to sexually harass and ogle someone, then he's not being nice... We do not have to get used to it or accept it as inevitable. You can choose to not be a creep, you can't choose to not get creeped on.

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Title of my Memoir

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It's easy to think this when you've never listened to a woman before in your entire life, and when you think being turned down for sex is abuse. Sad.

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I forgot, anyone who shows interest in me is entitled to know everything about my sex life because there is no such thing as privacy. Well, at least not for women...

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0 Points for self awareness. He seems to think all men are misogynists and the only difference is their level of attractiveness.

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He says pretty women go for handsome guys, and sees no irony in saying that's unfair. He thinks a fair world would be all the pretty women looking for ugly men. Everyone wins... except for the not so pretty women, who apparently don't matter or count as people.

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Yeah, that's solid logic and these are 100% FACTS that cannot possibly be refuted...

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I guess this is why every man who makes less than 6 figures is currently single... Oh, and husbands of rich women aren't gold diggers, they're the driving force behind their wives work, work which they so benevolently allow their wives to have.

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Incels name themselves incels, yet that's also the fault of women?

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Men can't help themselves from cheating, women are just evil...

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A guy gets mad his friend gets a boyfriend, he blocks her, he doesn't understand why she doesn't come back when she's single again. Three separate people answer him, agreeing that he's a victim and women are all evil and incapable of friendship.

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Why is the one wearing crosses the Jewish kid?

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I can't imagine why women don't like him...

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Let's ask madam president and pray to goddess about how women have too much power over men. From the Salam Warlock Trails to the Radium Boys to the Men's Suffrage Movement, history is just an ongoing story of men being persecuted and oppressed by women.

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If you look at something as awful as domestic violence and abuse of others, and you can only think of yourself and what you're not getting out of it, you're not nice. And most abusive men don't introduce themselves to women as abusive, they introduce themselves as nice.

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Slavery was also practiced by most societies for thousands of years. Maybe the moral of the story, progress is a good thing? Among equal rights, he should also shun other evolutions of human civilization, like indoor plumbing, modern medicine, and electricity.

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He must have said I'm never gonna change when he was a child, because he throws a tantrum like a brat

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I feel like he thinks he's being really clever. I almost feel bad for him. He's trying so hard and this is the best he can come up with.

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Or, maybe that's the negative connotation some men use to describe and stereotype women?

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Why won't women admit to being hive minds going against their best interest and choosing the bad boy while ignoring the good guys? Maybe, just maybe, women aren't admitting this because it's not true...

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What he really is...

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This is from an anonymous app. There aren't profile pictures. They don't know what he looks like. No one is blocking him for his looks, so he clearly isn't the dazzling conversationalist he thinks he is.

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I would be very interested in seeing these studies

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A Christian science book that warns kids facts aren't real. They clearly don't mix fact with fiction, they're all fiction.

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In the days of hypergamy, little girls where sold/traded by their fathers to potential suitors. Women had little/no choice in who they married, and few/no options once married. Yet this father/husband transfer of ownership is the fault of women? Also, these guys staying single is a win for everyone.

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Women, on average, pay less car insurance exactly because women, on average, are better drivers, less likely to get into an accident, or drive recklessly. We do get the privilege of working harder due to sexist stereotypes, while getting less respect. We do something better, and still we're worse.

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I've never heard a woman ask where are all the niceguys but I've seen hundreds of niceguys whine about it. I feel like for every 1 woman who says this, there are 100 niceguys whining about it.

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She tells me she loves me after being forced to marry me without say in the matter, I tell her she's a used girl and treat her as such. I'm clearly the victim.

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Sounds like a law that would exist in The Handmaid's Tale

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Flawless reasoning. Cannot find a single thing wrong in this logic. Facts are facts.

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Yet women are the only thing incels talk about and their entire lives revolve around us.

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Do you hear that? The sound of every woman's legs snapping shut?

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Pro Tip: If you see an abusive relationship, and you think the problem is the person that's getting abused not sleeping with you, and not with the one doing the abusing, you're not a good person.

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NGVC: women train men to be a$holes I've never heard a woman say there aren't any nice guys, but I see a ton of niceguys whining about it. His rant also states he agrees that there are no nice guys anymore. He was never nice if claiming to be a friend was just a way to get sex.

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Pro Tip: If you see an abusive relationship, and you think the problem is the person that's getting abused not sleeping with you, and not with the one doing the abusing, you're not a good person.

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You cannot undersell Bone Day...

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His entire list of things that make him the nicest guy you would ever meet are all things for him, not selfless acts of kindness. He's nice to get sexual favors in return, and that's why he dreads anything from women other than that.

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In this day and age, gentleman is code for conservative, misogynistic, sexists. I have never, not even once, found a self-proclaimed gentleman who did not meet that criteria.

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He wants a gold star for not harassing women for nudes? That's really how low the bar is now?

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If you ask this, you were never nice. Punishing women for not being with you isn't something a nice person would do. He's also making the perfect case as to why women shouldn't give him a chance.

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He says pretty women go for handsome guys, and sees no irony in saying that's unfair. He thinks a fair world would be all the pretty women looking for ugly men. Everyone wins... except for the not so pretty women, who apparently don't matter or count as people.

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It's called spousal support, not wife support. It's not gendered, men can and do get alimony. And no, marriage doesn't mean a husband gets ownership of his wife's vagina. Not since 1993 when marital rape was legal in the US.

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We don't. If we liked toxic guys, like ones who don't even see women as people and refer to us in a way that is dehumanizing, this guy would be rolling in it.

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You don't. She's not into you, move on.

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All problems can be fixed with a bomb...

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This is a weird way to come out as gay.

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If I did everything internet trolls told me to, I would have to go find someone named yourself and f*ck them thousands of times. And that sounds way better then this guy's suggestion...

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Isn't the reverse a common dream for young men? Like, a lot of teenage boys would love to fuck dozens of women. But that's so acceptable, we don't need to talk about it being acceptable. No matter what we do, women are somehow both prudes and whores.

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According to his logic, we wouldn't date short guys because they are emotionally unstable. Which sounds like a good reason to not date someone.

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He gets his amusement by imagining fake women asking fake questions with fake backstories... His life sounds super full and fulfilled.

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Hey gals, we're mating away NiceGuys.

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Turns out, the problem with domestic violence is women being too dumb to know someone will abuse them, not with the abuser.

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I could make you a list of why women don't want to date you, and it would start with posting shit like this.

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I just noticed Jeff is in the same room with naked Roger way before he finds out he’s an alien.

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Nice people don't refer to women in a way that is derogatory and dehumanizing. That's honestly less than basic human decency.

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New local Chabad center just hand delivered this thoughtful New Year's gift. The generosity and personal care of this group is incredible and a beam of light in dark times. Just wanted to share this thoughtful good deed and some of the joy this random act of kindness gave me. Shanah Tovah!

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Pubic hair is the natural state of existence for humans. It has existed through all human evolution because it is hygienic and healthier. Interesting he doesn't seem to think this would apply to men...

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Oh I'm sorry, pardon me, I didn't mean to walk in on your circle jerk.

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Yeah, because no one has ever seen people of different races talking to each other before...

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Almost like the bare minimum of treating humans with respect doesn't entitle you to sex...

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Biden was actually voted for by the people of the US. Just because you don't like him, doesn't mean the election was fake. It's the equivalent of someone not being allowed to cheat on the playground and responds by popping the ball so no one can play.

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B-but... she's single, and he says he's a nice guy?

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I asked my chiropractor about this... it made the sex very awkward.

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NGVC: women rather be lonely af then be with a nice guy So, he's complaining about hypothetical women complaining? You can want to be in a relationship AND also not want to be with him. Being single doesn't mean you have to go out with literally anyone who asks.

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What's the point of being nice? If you're being nice in order to get something in return, it's not being nice. He's already manipulative, he's just really bad it.

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My Bead Audrey!

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Actually, shorter men are more proven to violence (sourced in comments). Not saying most short guys are violent, just that it's asinine to say short guys are never violent.

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Gay isn't a religion though... (Separation of church and state, but only for non-Christian religions. Let's see what happens if we bring Korans into schools)

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A female what?

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Remember the good ol' days when a guy could buy a pubescent girl by giving her father a couple goats and a sack of salt? Like they say, feminism has ruined dating by tricking us women-folk into thinking we're people.

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Huh, I wonder what he thinks of women? Willing to bet he's fully onboard with paternity leave.

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How many chances are we obligated to give?

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Because, consent. Clearly, this dude touches women without consent and people have not been receptive to it. (He's not joking, he legitimately doesn't understand consent)

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Being an asshole is your choice, don't blame everyone else.

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What she said: You're nice, but I'm not interested in you. What she means: I'm afraid of your reaction so I'm trying to let you down easy. What he hears: You're perfect and too nice for me and I, like all women, are liars trying to use you.

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That's literally what friendship is... and it's a two way street. It's not as if she doesn't give you all of those things as well.

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NiceGuys seem to define asshole as any man who isn't himself.

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A man ejaculates and 10 months later he has a baby. He can literally father hundreds or more kids with multiple women in 1 year. Women do all the pregnancy and labor part, and can only have one full pregnancy in a year. Which has an easier time replacing kids? Loving your kids isn't gendered.

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You won't let us discriminate against people for religion or sexual orientation?!? You're intolerant of our bigotry!

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100% The helps he asked her for was sexual in nature.

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Girl: I'm looking for friends, that doesn't mean I have to be friends with literally anyone who asks. NiceGuys: You're tits look nice, let's bone, here's a pic of my dick... (10 seconds later) Bitch, you don't really want friends, you're a liar!

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So, her version of God is an impatient, vengeful, narcissist who punishes people for not believing in him based on nothing? P.S. I asked her if God felt the same about other religions including Jews like myself, she threatened to pray for me. Apparently, prayer is weapon.

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Or, not everything is in code. NiceGuys lie trying to manipulate women so much they don't understand the concept of someone literally saying what they mean. Other times it's something women say to men when we are worried about their reaction and concerned for our safety.

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It's protecting children when it comes to infringing on the rights of others, but when it doesn't support their agenda, the kids are the first ones they sacrifice. The reply is priceless.

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