Whatever he’s selling, I’ll take two.
TIL that Education Secretary Betsy DeVos is married to the creator of Amway
The funnies thing ever
My buddy got a new lil bun. Her name is Mindy and she came out a little burnt.
Boobs! The great thing about texts is that you can proofread before you hit send. Why do people think this is a good idea? [not mine][light]
Lululemon bag knows what a priority is
Introduced my friend to this hellhole, he does NOT appreciate Shritton
The last sunny day before it gets cold in the fall 🍁
Kids hyped on de-littering
My more subtle recreation of this look by @pittpantherelle
First Post in a while; Springy coral eyes and lips. CCW!
Soft, no liner look for brunch with my parents. Feat. KVD Berlin and Serious lash game courtesy of MUFE
Couldn't resist the new sephora lip creams. Simple FOTD, keeping the focus on metallic purple lips.
My gay friend, who has a boyfriend, got this message from some dude who he's talked to like twice in the 3 years they've known each other.
Wet 'n' Wild Purty Persimmon--happy Easter, lovelies!
Like in a scientific interest sense
Alien attempts to show off pelvic flexibility, misjudges ceiling height
Heckin bige yellow doing a v smol hello!
My dad teaching my little brother to tie his tie.
After two days of hey how r u and whats up from this guy, I got bored and stopped responding. The following ensued. When a girl writes that she's a film student, this is not how to ask her about it.
Hot off the presses at r/equelmemes
I'm not even sure what this tshirt is trying to say.
I feel bad for the sad sack who writes this as a dating profile (sad OKCupid)
Picturesque Chicago winter.
From smurfs to anal penetration in 2 messages. But hey, wasn't him.
Christmas makeup test run. Heavy neutral eye, super flushed+contoured cheeks, subtle pink ombré lip. Potato lighting+camera. Ccw!
Posting here because I would get laughed out of r/pizza. This is pizza toast. I guess technically an open-faced marinara+mozz+pepperoni melt?
My dad's pretty new shelter baby, Millie
Roses are red, Tulips are best,
My dad just spent $200 on diamond earrings for his GF of 4 months but yells at my little brother for turning the thermostat above 65°. I'm trying to persuade him to spend more time at my mom's place but I feel so powerless. :(
Snö be’All, bringer of winter
[IFF] Went to prom Saturday with my best friend. It was an awesome night and I love this picture. :)
My all-waterproof [FOTD] for my birthday at the pool. CCW! (Pardon the poor quality.)
My mom sent me this one. damn i done got hungry!!
Haven't posted in a while. Plummy pinks. CCW!
I love feeling like a burden after dumping all of my feelings on one person
The four phases of my flight last night
His name is Jumbo
Tomorrow I'm going on maybe the third date I've ever been on in my life. WHAT DO I DO?
A bit belated, but here’s how to say “Merry Christmas” in different parts of the Philippines!
Casual FOTD. Light eyes, bb cream, and I'm really digging this lip combo.
Teal glitter liner with flawless skin and a softer brow (ft. super stoned expression)
Four slices of sharp cheddar and a smear of dijon on extra crispy oatnut bread. God help me.
Lorac pro 2 look, feat. (poorly applied) new summer lipstick!
Another Lorac pro 2 EOTD. Warm brown with wings. Plus Nyx whipped caviar.
Minimalist makeup w/ dipbrow, KVD tattoo liner, my first Asian BB cream, and my new perfect nude lipstick. CC super welcome!
Extra feline cat eye (ooh, stabby) plus Lip Swatch of the Day
Just picked up Lorac Pro 2…it's pretty sexy. Slightly bold (but not too dark!) eye & a nude lip.
Shied away from olive shadow for a long time. Not sure why. Smoky green cat eye using Lorac Pro 2.
The most luxury thing I have ever owned. Givenchy Le Rouge in Brun Cachemire. I am infatuated. [SWATCH]
The Field Museum in Chicago has a water fountain for toddlers.
After seeing /u/TheKittenButcher's post the other day, I had to try the powder-under-foundation trick. As someone who usually has obscenely dry skin, I like it! (Ps. Got dem braces off woot woot) CCW!
Revlon Colorstay Overtime. The only lip product I've tried that can boast being kiss-proof, burger-proof, coffee-proof, lake-proof, and finally...barf-proof.
Disproportianately pleased with how well my lipstick matches my hair [potato camera]
A week with no access to tweezers+purple liner pencils for 38¢ at Winco=purple power brows.
LETS GO 12TH MAN--Seahawks Cut Crease, CCW
Went on a killer first real date with a guy Monday, we had some light snuggling at a party last night, and we have another date Monday! Be proud, trolls!
[INSPIRATION] Stolen from the Plus Size Modeling Facebook page. I've got major brow envy for both of them!
A quick PSA about silicone-based translucent finishing powder and flash photography. ;_;
Just started the omni diet.
[FOTD] FINALLY got my brows to a point that I'm happy with. And loving this fuchsia lip. And this mascara. It is a good day.
Hats at the store where I work. Even with a real job, I can’t escape the Huns.
Just foundation, mascara, and tinted balm to go to the tabletop store. Don't feel the need to get too dolled up for the guys at Friday Night Magic, but I'd rather not look sick. CCW!
Autistic people can’t feel emotions or love, and it’s disgusting to let them live rather than having them die of vaccine-preventable diseases (xpost from r/vaxxhappened)
My friend and I drove through the woods looking for a smoke spot and found an abandoned train trestle! Link to location in comments.
[LOTD] Ok, Revlon Juicy Papaya and MAC Meteoric Cremesheen Glass, is like, the best thing. Especially with blue hair.
My first attempt.
I don't think you quite understand how religion works.
Little wake-and-Bake on Lake Michigan at sunrise
I blanked out the kids names but I promise you they were incredibly made-up
Went silver and got a fresh cut, I loooooove it
I bought this nail polish for one reason and one reason alone
This morning my McMuffin came with 2 sausages, and my mom's McMuffin came with zero sausages.
Mismatched eyeshadow is a thing now, right?
Indiana Jones Ride as a Child
[facepalm]... Herman Melville...
Poster I made to ask my crush to Tolo (AKA Sadie Hawkins). Wish me luck!