Whatever he’s selling, I’ll take two.
TIL that Education Secretary Betsy DeVos is married to the creator of Amway
My buddy got a new lil bun. Her name is Mindy and she came out a little burnt.
Boobs! The great thing about texts is that you can proofread before you hit send. Why do people think this is a good idea? [not mine][light]
Soft, no liner look for brunch with my parents. Feat. KVD Berlin and Serious lash game courtesy of MUFE
Alien attempts to show off pelvic flexibility, misjudges ceiling height
My more subtle recreation of this look by @pittpantherelle
Lululemon bag knows what a priority is
Introduced my friend to this hellhole, he does NOT appreciate Shritton
The last sunny day before it gets cold in the fall 🍁
Couldn't resist the new sephora lip creams. Simple FOTD, keeping the focus on metallic purple lips.
Like in a scientific interest sense
Heckin bige yellow doing a v smol hello!
After two days of hey how r u and whats up from this guy, I got bored and stopped responding. The following ensued. When a girl writes that she's a film student, this is not how to ask her about it.
Kids hyped on de-littering
My dad teaching my little brother to tie his tie.
I'm not even sure what this tshirt is trying to say.
I feel bad for the sad sack who writes this as a dating profile (sad OKCupid)
From smurfs to anal penetration in 2 messages. But hey, wasn't him.
Hot off the presses at r/equelmemes
Wet 'n' Wild Purty Persimmon--happy Easter, lovelies!
My dad's pretty new shelter baby, Millie
Posting here because I would get laughed out of r/pizza. This is pizza toast. I guess technically an open-faced marinara+mozz+pepperoni melt?
Roses are red, Tulips are best,
My dad just spent $200 on diamond earrings for his GF of 4 months but yells at my little brother for turning the thermostat above 65°. I'm trying to persuade him to spend more time at my mom's place but I feel so powerless. :(
Christmas makeup test run. Heavy neutral eye, super flushed+contoured cheeks, subtle pink ombré lip. Potato lighting+camera. Ccw!
Snö be’All, bringer of winter
My mom sent me this one. damn i done got hungry!!
The four phases of my flight last night
[IFF] Went to prom Saturday with my best friend. It was an awesome night and I love this picture. :)
Casual FOTD. Light eyes, bb cream, and I'm really digging this lip combo.
My all-waterproof [FOTD] for my birthday at the pool. CCW! (Pardon the poor quality.)
His name is Jumbo
Tomorrow I'm going on maybe the third date I've ever been on in my life. WHAT DO I DO?
Teal glitter liner with flawless skin and a softer brow (ft. super stoned expression)
I love feeling like a burden after dumping all of my feelings on one person
Haven't posted in a while. Plummy pinks. CCW!
Lorac pro 2 look, feat. (poorly applied) new summer lipstick!
Four slices of sharp cheddar and a smear of dijon on extra crispy oatnut bread. God help me.
Just started the omni diet.
Another Lorac pro 2 EOTD. Warm brown with wings. Plus Nyx whipped caviar.
Extra feline cat eye (ooh, stabby) plus Lip Swatch of the Day
Just picked up Lorac Pro 2…it's pretty sexy. Slightly bold (but not too dark!) eye & a nude lip.
Shied away from olive shadow for a long time. Not sure why. Smoky green cat eye using Lorac Pro 2.
Minimalist makeup w/ dipbrow, KVD tattoo liner, my first Asian BB cream, and my new perfect nude lipstick. CC super welcome!
A week with no access to tweezers+purple liner pencils for 38¢ at Winco=purple power brows.
The most luxury thing I have ever owned. Givenchy Le Rouge in Brun Cachemire. I am infatuated. [SWATCH]
After seeing /u/TheKittenButcher's post the other day, I had to try the powder-under-foundation trick. As someone who usually has obscenely dry skin, I like it! (Ps. Got dem braces off woot woot) CCW!
Revlon Colorstay Overtime. The only lip product I've tried that can boast being kiss-proof, burger-proof, coffee-proof, lake-proof, and finally...barf-proof.
[INSPIRATION] Stolen from the Plus Size Modeling Facebook page. I've got major brow envy for both of them!
Disproportianately pleased with how well my lipstick matches my hair [potato camera]
The Field Museum in Chicago has a water fountain for toddlers.
LETS GO 12TH MAN--Seahawks Cut Crease, CCW
Went on a killer first real date with a guy Monday, we had some light snuggling at a party last night, and we have another date Monday! Be proud, trolls!
A quick PSA about silicone-based translucent finishing powder and flash photography. ;_;
[FOTD] FINALLY got my brows to a point that I'm happy with. And loving this fuchsia lip. And this mascara. It is a good day.
Just foundation, mascara, and tinted balm to go to the tabletop store. Don't feel the need to get too dolled up for the guys at Friday Night Magic, but I'd rather not look sick. CCW!
I don't think you quite understand how religion works.
Hats at the store where I work. Even with a real job, I can’t escape the Huns.
[LOTD] Ok, Revlon Juicy Papaya and MAC Meteoric Cremesheen Glass, is like, the best thing. Especially with blue hair.
Autistic people can’t feel emotions or love, and it’s disgusting to let them live rather than having them die of vaccine-preventable diseases (xpost from r/vaxxhappened)
My friend and I drove through the woods looking for a smoke spot and found an abandoned train trestle! Link to location in comments.
My first attempt.
Little wake-and-Bake on Lake Michigan at sunrise
Went silver and got a fresh cut, I loooooove it
I blanked out the kids names but I promise you they were incredibly made-up
I bought this nail polish for one reason and one reason alone
Indiana Jones Ride as a Child
Mismatched eyeshadow is a thing now, right?
This morning my McMuffin came with 2 sausages, and my mom's McMuffin came with zero sausages.
[facepalm]... Herman Melville...
Poster I made to ask my crush to Tolo (AKA Sadie Hawkins). Wish me luck!