79 best u/2kittygirl images on Pholder | Makeup Addiction, Creepy P Ms and Troll X Chromosomes

On a post about a public figure who seems to want to have lots of white babies

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Whatever he’s selling, I’ll take two.

6yr ⋅

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TIL that Education Secretary Betsy DeVos is married to the creator of Amway

6yr ⋅

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The funnies thing ever

5yr ⋅

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My buddy got a new lil bun. Her name is Mindy and she came out a little burnt.

7yr ⋅

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Boobs! The great thing about texts is that you can proofread before you hit send. Why do people think this is a good idea? [not mine][light]

7yr ⋅

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Lululemon bag knows what a priority is

6yr ⋅

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The last sunny day before it gets cold in the fall 🍁

6yr ⋅

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Introduced my friend to this hellhole, he does NOT appreciate Shritton

6yr ⋅

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Couldn't resist the new sephora lip creams. Simple FOTD, keeping the focus on metallic purple lips.

9yr ⋅

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My gay friend, who has a boyfriend, got this message from some dude who he's talked to like twice in the 3 years they've known each other.

7yr ⋅

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Wet 'n' Wild Purty Persimmon--happy Easter, lovelies!

10yr ⋅

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Like in a scientific interest sense

7yr ⋅

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Alien attempts to show off pelvic flexibility, misjudges ceiling height

7yr ⋅

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Heckin bige yellow doing a v smol hello!

7yr ⋅

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My dad teaching my little brother to tie his tie.

8yr ⋅

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After two days of hey how r u and whats up from this guy, I got bored and stopped responding. The following ensued. When a girl writes that she's a film student, this is not how to ask her about it.

8yr ⋅

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Hot off the presses at r/equelmemes

6yr ⋅

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I'm not even sure what this tshirt is trying to say.

7yr ⋅

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Picturesque Chicago winter.

7yr ⋅

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I feel bad for the sad sack who writes this as a dating profile (sad OKCupid)

6yr ⋅

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From smurfs to anal penetration in 2 messages. But hey, wasn't him.

7yr ⋅

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Christmas makeup test run. Heavy neutral eye, super flushed+contoured cheeks, subtle pink ombre lip. Potato lighting+camera. Ccw!

11yr ⋅

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Posting here because I would get laughed out of r/pizza. This is pizza toast. I guess technically an open-faced marinara+mozz+pepperoni melt?

7yr ⋅

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My dad's pretty new shelter baby, Millie

7yr ⋅

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Roses are red, Tulips are best,

6yr ⋅

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My dad just spent $200 on diamond earrings for his GF of 4 months but yells at my little brother for turning the thermostat above 65°. I'm trying to persuade him to spend more time at my mom's place but I feel so powerless. :(

7yr ⋅

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Sno be’All, bringer of winter

6yr ⋅

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[IFF] Went to prom Saturday with my best friend. It was an awesome night and I love this picture. :)

10yr ⋅

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My all-waterproof [FOTD] for my birthday at the pool. CCW! (Pardon the poor quality.)

11yr ⋅

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His name is Jumbo

6yr ⋅

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Tomorrow I'm going on maybe the third date I've ever been on in my life. WHAT DO I DO?

9yr ⋅

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A bit belated, but here’s how to say “Merry Christmas” in different parts of the Philippines!

5yr ⋅

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Casual FOTD. Light eyes, bb cream, and I'm really digging this lip combo.

9yr ⋅

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Teal glitter liner with flawless skin and a softer brow (ft. super stoned expression)

10yr ⋅

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Four slices of sharp cheddar and a smear of dijon on extra crispy oatnut bread. God help me.

8yr ⋅

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Lorac pro 2 look, feat. (poorly applied) new summer lipstick!

9yr ⋅

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The four phases of my flight last night

7yr ⋅

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Another Lorac pro 2 EOTD. Warm brown with wings. Plus Nyx whipped caviar.

9yr ⋅

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Minimalist makeup w/ dipbrow, KVD tattoo liner, my first Asian BB cream, and my new perfect nude lipstick. CC super welcome!

10yr ⋅

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Extra feline cat eye (ooh, stabby) plus Lip Swatch of the Day

9yr ⋅

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Just picked up Lorac Pro 2...it's pretty sexy. Slightly bold (but not too dark!) eye & a nude lip.

10yr ⋅

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Shied away from olive shadow for a long time. Not sure why. Smoky green cat eye using Lorac Pro 2.

10yr ⋅

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The most luxury thing I have ever owned. Givenchy Le Rouge in Brun Cachemire. I am infatuated. [SWATCH]

10yr ⋅

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The Field Museum in Chicago has a water fountain for toddlers.

7yr ⋅

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LETS GO 12TH MAN--Seahawks Cut Crease, CCW

11yr ⋅

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Went on a killer first real date with a guy Monday, we had some light snuggling at a party last night, and we have another date Monday! Be proud, trolls!

9yr ⋅

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[INSPIRATION] Stolen from the Plus Size Modeling Facebook page. I've got major brow envy for both of them!

11yr ⋅

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A quick PSA about silicone-based translucent finishing powder and flash photography. ;_;

11yr ⋅

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Just started the omni diet.

9yr ⋅

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[FOTD] FINALLY got my brows to a point that I'm happy with. And loving this fuchsia lip. And this mascara. It is a good day.

11yr ⋅

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Hats at the store where I work. Even with a real job, I can’t escape the Huns.

6yr ⋅

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Just foundation, mascara, and tinted balm to go to the tabletop store. Don't feel the need to get too dolled up for the guys at Friday Night Magic, but I'd rather not look sick. CCW!

10yr ⋅

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Autistic people can’t feel emotions or love, and it’s disgusting to let them live rather than having them die of vaccine-preventable diseases (xpost from r/vaxxhappened)

6yr ⋅

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My friend and I drove through the woods looking for a smoke spot and found an abandoned train trestle! Link to location in comments.

7yr ⋅

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[LOTD] Ok, Revlon Juicy Papaya and MAC Meteoric Cremesheen Glass, is like, the best thing. Especially with blue hair.

11yr ⋅

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My first attempt.

7yr ⋅

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I don't think you quite understand how religion works.

12yr ⋅

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Little wake-and-Bake on Lake Michigan at sunrise

7yr ⋅

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I blanked out the kids names but I promise you they were incredibly made-up

7yr ⋅

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Went silver and got a fresh cut, I loooooove it

11yr ⋅

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I bought this nail polish for one reason and one reason alone

7yr ⋅

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Poster I made to ask my crush to Tolo (AKA Sadie Hawkins). Wish me luck!

12yr ⋅

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