SLPT: Saving the last bite of the best part of your meal for last is is a young man's game. When you start getting on in age you should eat the best part first, in case you die while eating.2yr ⋅ 2BallsInTheHole ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: If you commute in a deathtrap, drive really fast to work every day in order to reduce the distance you have to walk after a breakdown.2yr ⋅ 2BallsInTheHole ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
SLPT: Next time you eat something new, and it tastes really good, toss a bunch of salt on it to make it taste like 12 times better.1yr ⋅ 2BallsInTheHole ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
TIL Shotguns aren't always either single- or double-barreled1yr ⋅ 2BallsInTheHole ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
SLPT: If you're not black, don't ask your black friends how they take their coffee. It's offensive.2yr ⋅ 2BallsInTheHole ⋅ r/ShittyLifeProTips
This looks a lot like the IBM Selectric that I learned on in 9th grade Typewriting Class, 19817mo ⋅ 2BallsInTheHole ⋅ r/FuckImOld
Humanity is like a teenager, speeding around blind corners, drunk, without a seat belt. -Kurzgesagt [1200x630]1yr ⋅ 2BallsInTheHole ⋅ r/QuotesPorn
I'm at that awkward age where I'm old enough to prefer non-digital measuring tools, but too old to be able to read them anymore.2yr ⋅ 2BallsInTheHole ⋅ r/FuckImOld
Yeah, I'm old. Mildly surprising considering I used to play with these8mo ⋅ 2BallsInTheHole ⋅ r/FuckImOld
...and by the way. I'm not only the Hair Club President... ...but I'm also a client.7mo ⋅ 2BallsInTheHole ⋅ r/FuckImOld
Mathematicians proved in 1976 that a political map could be drawn with only four colors, but Cartographers have easily doubled that number in recent years.2yr ⋅ 2BallsInTheHole ⋅ r/dataisugly
The U on the left side of the top dial stands for Universally Honored Frequencies.4mo ⋅ 2BallsInTheHole ⋅ r/FuckImOld
Before the advent of 911 and cell phone contacts, people had to memorize a multitude of unique, long sequences of numbers to call anyone, including fire, police, or ambulance.2yr ⋅ 2BallsInTheHole ⋅ r/mildyinteresting
I had some difficulty distinguishing between Al and Ted at one time.7mo ⋅ 2BallsInTheHole ⋅ r/FuckImOld
This is a map-puzzle I created for puzzling.stackexchange.com in 2018 (more info in comments)2yr ⋅ 2BallsInTheHole ⋅ r/MapPorn
