Why is it when I heard the word “School” and the word “exploded”, I immediately thought of the word “SKINNER”!5yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Like PragerU calling themselves a real university because it’s in their name4yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/SelfAwarewolves
Grampa’s chicken coop will never be painted. RIP Kirk Douglas4yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you Mr Plow? ...shut up boy!7yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Ten, nine, eight- eight- eight- eight- Ohh! Will this horrible year never end? We've never lost a year before, and I'll be damned if we're gonna lose one on my shift.6yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
While Johnny Welfare plays acid rock on a stolen guitar, his old lady has a better idea. That's right, she's got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger.6yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If this post gets over 500 upgeraldos, this subreddit is becoming a Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing themed subreddit.5yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/Gamingcirclejerk
I wonder why white people don’t have to play the “race card” 🤔🤔4yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/SelfAwarewolves
Everyone is saying Gabbo this and Gabbo that, but no one is saying worship this! And Jericho that!7yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You gotta help us doc! We've tried nothing and we're all outta ideas!7yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, that depends on what your teachers say. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh... let's see... poison.7yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Why must you turn my office into A HOUSE OF LIES?! Let's look at a picture book. THE BIG BOOK OF BRITISH SMILES.6yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
After 600hrs and 100% completion, I finally completed Breath of The Wild. The ending teared me up a little bit as the game managed to make me as a straight white male cry but also saved my marriage with to my ultra hot SO and cured my anxiety and MS. Thank you Nintendo!6yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/Gamingcirclejerk
The_Dumbass thinks Pewdiepie is conservative because P.J.W from Infowars congratulated him.7yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/BannedFromThe_Donald
I visited my local Asian restaurant and my waiter (le gamer girl) handed me the bill. I can confidently say I’ll be going back there for seconds 😏😎6yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/Gamingcirclejerk
Here is the actual blurb for STURSL UTTLE 3: CALL OF THE WILD. How could they mess up that blurb so much when all they had to was copy it?6yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/Ashens
Dear Lisa--As I write this, I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown and...Replaced by the benevolent General Krull. All hail Krull and his glorious new regime. Sincerely, Little Girl.6yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I can't tell whether this is satire or not but they should have looked up the geography of the UK before claiming racism.7yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/facepalm
Feeling great today so I’d thought I would wear this lovely lilac shirt 😄5yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/BiGoneMild
I just discovered our president-elect got an F in second-grade gym class! In that case, I sentence you to a lifetime of horror on Monster Island.6yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Popped into my local record shop today and found these gems (along with 2 others shown that I bought last month).6yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/vinyl
If they're really witches, why don't they use their powers to escape? That sounds like witch talk to me, Lisa. Never mind.7yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
When I, as a bisexual man switch the settings from “Women only” to “Men and Women” . I’m not complaining, but how do this even happen lmao?5yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/bisexual
I got a new offer: whenever Uncle Moe threatens you, you get a free steak... fish.7yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Aww people can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forfty percent of all people know that!7yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It must be wonderful to ring in the New Year over and over and over. Please kill me.7yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey! Hey! Hey! I have asked you nicely not to mangle my merchandise. You leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again.7yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey everyone on New Years Eve...eve! Currently in Anglesey, Wales 🏴. Hope everyone is well 😄5yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/BiGoneMild
I would have grown them too if it weren't for those meddling microbes.7yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/facepalm
Woah Woah Woah, can I help you? Potato man! Where the HELL have you been?!7yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Happy Christmas Everyone (especially to all those down under when I post this 😍)!5yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/BiGoneMild
If you were seventeen, we'd be rich! But no, you had to be ten!7yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Just found this random game at my local yard sale. Do you reckon if it's a good game or not?6yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/Gamingcirclejerk
So Homer, please feel free to tell us anything. There's no judgment here.7yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
HEEEY!! Wait a minute! Hold on here. THIS BANDSTAND WASN'T DOUBLE BOLTED!7yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
See this son. This is where we're going to live. Maybe not today maybe not tomorrow but some day...7yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Why, you're one of those delightful TV leprechauns! I'm going to give you lucky charms. Oh no, my brains!7yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It’s not the gamers fault!! They literally encouraged and made us pirate “The Outer Worlds”!!5yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/Gamingcirclejerk
[Round 42845] Which country does this pictured mountaneous range belong to?6yr ⋅ 21stCenturyDelphox ⋅ r/PictureGame
