“I swear I’ll do it, Steve. I swear to God, I’ll do it!”
My favorite photo of my favorite business jet. The Cessna Citation X+.
Fruit Pun... red, I mean red.
Just keep driving
Pampers app sends a test notification at midnight.
My daughter put her “baby” in her car seat, and I almost had a heart attack when I looked in the back seat after work.
HMC while I cut this watermelon
Hahahaha, but seriously can I get your earliest, or latest, appointment?
Goose sees his bff
Lovin’ my new wrench
Pampers app sent me a test notification after midnight.
The lights on this garage.
Pour some out Tuesday.
The doctor on this poster is using his iPad upside down
These sheets have “side” and “end” tags.
Just replace the bulbs.
This $10 bill tucked inside the Bible at a hotel.
An LPT last week said to check the pages of a hotel bible for cash. While traveling home from business, I found $10.
Does this seasoning look OK?
Grand theft auto has prepared me for this moment.
[I ate] a 2 thick porkchop
This guy vacuuming the onions.
Kim Jong Un has a Steam account.
This floating road
Every time I eat a whole box of thin mints.
Flats are better than drums.
No one will ever notice!
This toilet cleaner is gluten free and vegan
This catalytic converter anti-theft device
The lights on this garage
This bumper with a molded in crest
Just got a new bottle opener
I thought automatic toilets were supposed to be better for the environment?
This restaurant has a menu section for dogs... but not kids.
I saw the sign...