“I swear I’ll do it, Steve. I swear to God, I’ll do it!”
Just keep driving
My favorite photo of my favorite business jet. The Cessna Citation X+.
Fruit Pun... red, I mean red.
Tree stump remover
Pampers app sends a test notification at midnight.
My daughter put her “baby” in her car seat, and I almost had a heart attack when I looked in the back seat after work.
HMC while I cut this watermelon
Hahahaha, but seriously can I get your earliest, or latest, appointment?
Goose sees his bff
Lovin’ my new wrench
Like a glove!
I’m sure SOMEONE saw this and thought it was a bad idea.
Pampers app sent me a test notification after midnight.
The lights on this garage.
Pour some out Tuesday.
Just replace the bulbs.
This $10 bill tucked inside the Bible at a hotel.
The doctor on this poster is using his iPad upside down
These sheets have “side” and “end” tags.
An LPT last week said to check the pages of a hotel bible for cash. While traveling home from business, I found $10.
Right between the lines.
Grand theft auto has prepared me for this moment.
Does this seasoning look OK?
This floating road
This free short story printer the library put in this coffee shop.
[I ate] a 2 thick porkchop
This guy vacuuming the onions.
Kim Jong Un has a Steam account.
Every time I eat a whole box of thin mints.
No one will ever notice!
Flats are better than drums.
This toilet cleaner is gluten free and vegan
This bumper with a molded in crest
This catalytic converter anti-theft device
The lights on this garage
I thought automatic toilets were supposed to be better for the environment?
Just got a new bottle opener
This restaurant has a menu section for dogs... but not kids.
I saw the sign...