“I swear I’ll do it, Steve. I swear to God, I’ll do it!”
My favorite photo of my favorite business jet. The Cessna Citation X+.
Just keep driving
Fruit Pun... red, I mean red.
Tree stump remover
HMC while I cut this watermelon
Pampers app sends a test notification at midnight.
My daughter put her “baby” in her car seat, and I almost had a heart attack when I looked in the back seat after work.
That does suck
Hahahaha, but seriously can I get your earliest, or latest, appointment?
Goose sees his bff
Lovin’ my new wrench
I’m sure SOMEONE saw this and thought it was a bad idea.
Like a glove!
Pampers app sent me a test notification after midnight.
The lights on this garage.
Pour some out Tuesday.
Just replace the bulbs.
This $10 bill tucked inside the Bible at a hotel.
The doctor on this poster is using his iPad upside down
These sheets have “side” and “end” tags.
An LPT last week said to check the pages of a hotel bible for cash. While traveling home from business, I found $10.
u/xilass deserves our support!
Grand theft auto has prepared me for this moment.
Right between the lines.
Does this seasoning look OK?
This free short story printer the library put in this coffee shop.
[I ate] a 2 thick porkchop
This guy vacuuming the onions.
This floating road
Kim Jong Un has a Steam account.
Every time I eat a whole box of thin mints.
No one will ever notice!
Flats are better than drums.
This toilet cleaner is gluten free and vegan
This bumper with a molded in crest
This catalytic converter anti-theft device
The lights on this garage
I thought automatic toilets were supposed to be better for the environment?
My first attempt. Following S.V. Everything’s flap steak recipe
Just got a new bottle opener
This restaurant has a menu section for dogs... but not kids.
I saw the sign...