Brothers! These minty fresh boys have no story. We must forge their tale and make them ours! (Tldr: let's make a bunch of shit up & have it be canon cuz GW isn't paying attention)4yr ⋅ 1hungryboi ⋅ r/Grimdank
Fun is not something one considers when living a quiet life....6yr ⋅ 1hungryboi ⋅ r/ShitPostCrusaders
🅱️ertaro Kujo & his STAND [SUNNY DAYS] Vs. Kermit THEE Frog & his STANDs [RAINBOW CONNECTION] and [EASY BEING GREEN]6yr ⋅ 1hungryboi ⋅ r/ShitPostCrusaders
DAE strictly better Yargle? DAE break standard? Thx, NotC 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎6yr ⋅ 1hungryboi ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
Kira: yes, I have won! Fate is on the side of I! Yoshikage Kira! Jotaro: (grabs hat) YARE YARE DAZE. kira:6yr ⋅ 1hungryboi ⋅ r/ShitPostCrusaders
Barry Allen uses his Stand [SPEED FORCE] to speed up time so Jerry Seignfeld can use his [VAMPIRE WEEKEND] to catch Durst’s [LIMP BIZKIT] (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, Pt.9 ‘These Pretzels are makin me thirsty’)6yr ⋅ 1hungryboi ⋅ r/ShitPostCrusaders
This is so sad, Atraxa, play Jace the mind sculptor by Tha Gatherin6yr ⋅ 1hungryboi ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
*Baba O’ Riley plays* yup, that’s me. Your probably wondering why the greatest commander of all time is half an hour late on her first day at the prestigious Command Zone academy? Well, commanders aren’t born, they’re made! This is the story of how I became the worlds #1 commander!6yr ⋅ 1hungryboi ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
U/1hungryboi as a fledgling JoJo shitposter discovering r/shitpostcrusaders after finishing part 3, JJBA: Asspull Crusaders6yr ⋅ 1hungryboi ⋅ r/ShitPostCrusaders
