I don’t even know what to say atp... something something fucking guns, something, 12 fucking yo, something, I hate it here. (Link in comments.)1yr ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/facepalm
Pup was like “Copy that.” 5 seconds later: “Mission accomplished. LFG!” lmao1yr ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
A bunch of people in the thread have been offered the same thing and now I kinda feel left out. ><‘7mo ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/HolUp
Idk, but I remember that shit would warn me of any incoming calls. ;)10mo ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
If random adults came to 9yo me asking questions when I was just trying to go to school, that would have terrified me a little bit.9mo ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/WhitePeopleTwitter
Y’all... I honestly don’t know what to think about this but I know some of y’all will go through with this shit. ><‘10mo ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/facepalm
When I was 17, I didn’t even have a card. We are not the same.7mo ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
That’s my cue to stop chopping veggies, pour more wine and take a smoke break. 🤷🏻♀️😆1yr ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
He really said that with his whole chest. (With aaaall personal info removed this time.)9mo ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/confidentlyincorrect
Family name. You’re thinking of family name, you dumb fuck. Either way, we good, we don’t need anymore of you. STOP. 🤦🏻♀️1yr ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/facepalm
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Well, this is it. This is how Twitter dies: banning fucking eeeeeverybody.1yr ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/WhitePeopleTwitter
Oh. My. Science. Oo’ (Yeah, that’s all I got. *You* come up with a title after reading this shit!)6mo ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/facepalm
BWAHAHAHA! Do you know how much of an asshole you have to be for ALABAMA to cancel your ass? 💀💀💀1yr ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/WhitePeopleTwitter
The beautiful Iguazu Falls located on the border of Brazil and Argentina.1yr ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/MostBeautiful
Let’s all take a second and think about Will who’s hearing about this shit for the 1st time now. xD7mo ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
You could tweet “It’s raining hard” and the same crowd would go “That’s not rain” and leave it at that. 🤷🏻♀️🙄1yr ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/WhitePeopleTwitter
So this was just removed from another sub. I’m reposting it here because, ladies, y’all not gonna believe this shit. I can’t stop laughing, thank you men, I needed this.1yr ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/WhitePeopleTwitter
Bruh... If I were a man, you couldn’t have water boarded this shit outta me...6mo ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
I mean, the instructions were pretty clear, he explicitly said “the toast” and never mentioned anything about the jam. \(ツ)/ lmaooo6mo ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
Y’all, listen up. Never ***EVER*** tell me where that button is cause I’d go full Thanos in this bitch real quick. Y’all been warned.9mo ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
Right? Just being *around* people feels unreal when this happens. Wouldn’t recommend. 2/108mo ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
“I - err... I don’t get it...” - Husbands everywhere, maybe. xD7mo ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
Feb 7, 1940. It’s the Pinocchio premiere at the Center Theater in NY. Disney hired 11 little people to wear the puppet costume and welcome the crowd. Then, hilarity ensues. 🤣🤣🤣1yr ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
Welcome back, y’all. Next on today’s episode of “Shit we shouldn’t have to say”...7mo ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/facepalm
Bro... It took 5 fucking words to describe/name this shit and I still don’t know wtf it does. Tf8mo ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
Why does it bother people so much that some of us don’t want children? Also, if you’re having kids just so you’re not alone, it’s just plain sad. For real.1yr ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/facepalm
Yo, I wish I’d never seen this cause ain’t no way Imma take their toddler-in-highchair looking asses seriously now. If we swimming in the same waters, that’s how Imma die, bro! ><‘8mo ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
I don’t work there or know any of them and even I’m excited about this. *rubs hands*8mo ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
Be honest, y’all went to check your grinders after reading this, yeah? xD7mo ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
After the bank’s vault and the Apple Store, Imma “shop” for shit I don’t even need, fr. Bring that fancy ass sink that does 35 different things over here, bro.5mo ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
Aaaand we got zombies, y’all. (Has anything good ever started with “Florida Man”?)11mo ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/HolUp
Damn, I thought he’d be set for life after all these years with Microsoft.10mo ⋅ 1Hate17Here ⋅ r/NonPoliticalTwitter
