My husband is in there! He had to take this job because nobody else would hire him! We're doing everything we can, Mrs. Mangione.7yr ⋅ 111122223138 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
This is not a help desk - this is just a regular desk for students to sit at.6yr ⋅ 111122223138 ⋅ r/assholedesign
Hey Boomhauer, wanna go get some cotton candy? That would make me happy. Or should I say, gay!6yr ⋅ 111122223138 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Oh my god, what if the wires from this doorbell are connected to Bobby's nipples? It is worse than I could have imagined!!!7yr ⋅ 111122223138 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
I shouldn't have to sneeze in the faculty lounge coffee machine, just to get a chance to teach.7yr ⋅ 111122223138 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
My phone's music app automatically downloads artist images. I think Mega64 has a new member.3yr ⋅ 111122223138 ⋅ r/mega64
My ex-wife, she was a careerist, you know, and one day I had to say to her, Honey, make a choice - it's either me or the motivational poster industry. ...Boy, I wish I hadn't said that.6yr ⋅ 111122223138 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Charls Carroll looks almost unrecognizable after putting on weight and shaving head for Dick Cheney role in new biopic.7yr ⋅ 111122223138 ⋅ r/milliondollarextreme
Oh, no, no David, the pep rally is down the hallway, honey. Wait- did you poop yourself?6yr ⋅ 111122223138 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
You know who the REAL crooks are? Those sleazy Hollywood producers.6yr ⋅ 111122223138 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I guess there is that song about killing myself. I could rewrite it so it's about personal hygiene!6yr ⋅ 111122223138 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Watch this, Ned. They don't call me Springfield Fats just cause I'm morbidly obese.6yr ⋅ 111122223138 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Is there any fix for this scaling? It's ridiculous and not in any way accurate.6yr ⋅ 111122223138 ⋅ r/lastfm
This is a picture someone commissioned of their original My Little Pony character being wished a happy birthday while crying.4yr ⋅ 111122223138 ⋅ r/sadcringe
Well I think it is perfect. Although, I still think Hank's Dank Peepee-Soaked Heck House works just as well.6yr ⋅ 111122223138 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
I can help you without using witchcraft, pills, and molestation, but it won't be easy.6yr ⋅ 111122223138 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Bobby, take that off! You can't wear a shirt with that word on it.7yr ⋅ 111122223138 ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
In Colonel Homer, the bartender at the Beer-N-Brawl's hand goes behind the neon sign when he points to it.7yr ⋅ 111122223138 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
