This is a real, unedited screenshot from Trumps announcement tonight.

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Everything you need to know about apes in three short comments

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CONFIDENTIAL - SHILLS ONLY: Analysts just delivered the latest report. The apes may have blindsided us

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Calling all towel apes! Come get something for those heavy bags!

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A closeout sale for a failing store? How creative!

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How to win over a Qultist: smile and pat them on the back

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