They were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening3yr ⋅ 0ldManMcGucket ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I forgot how great James Woods was in the episode, “Homer and Apu”2yr ⋅ 0ldManMcGucket ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Francine! You’re alive! And your inside Frank? Frank ate you? Wait, no. What’s going on?2yr ⋅ 0ldManMcGucket ⋅ r/americandad
I’m Dick Tracy! Take that, Prune Face! Now I’m Prune Face! Take that, Dick Tracy! Now I’m Prune Tracy! Take that, Dick-2yr ⋅ 0ldManMcGucket ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Bart’s teacher is named “Krabapple”? I’ve been calling her “Crandall”! Why didn’t someone tell me?!?2yr ⋅ 0ldManMcGucket ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And look at the high ceiling, he can grow as tall as he wants in here2yr ⋅ 0ldManMcGucket ⋅ r/americandad
I know it has been said so many times before, but that was not enough. Scott Grimes has a wonderful voice.2yr ⋅ 0ldManMcGucket ⋅ r/americandad
Turn him from an enemy into a friend. Then when he's not expecting it...BAM! The old fork in the eye.1yr ⋅ 0ldManMcGucket ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The garage? Hey fellas, the garage! Ooh, la-di-da, Mr. French man.2yr ⋅ 0ldManMcGucket ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I read that they bleach buttholes now, Steven. Are they trying to say that god chose the wrong color?2yr ⋅ 0ldManMcGucket ⋅ r/americandad
I followed you last week. I don’t know what you thought was in your butthole in the Target parking lot, but you were really trying to find it.2yr ⋅ 0ldManMcGucket ⋅ r/americandad
You know what the worst part of this is. I can feel your heart beating.2yr ⋅ 0ldManMcGucket ⋅ r/americandad
Thanks to this guy I can't say/hear the words pure or puree without saying Or puree in that accent1yr ⋅ 0ldManMcGucket ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Marge look! The doll’s trying to kill me and the toaster’s been laughing at me!2yr ⋅ 0ldManMcGucket ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Bart, cart, dart, eeyart... Nope. Can’t see any problem with that.2yr ⋅ 0ldManMcGucket ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
We don't need a thinker, we need a doer! Someone who will act without considering the consequences!1yr ⋅ 0ldManMcGucket ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
All right, all right. You win. I see you’ve played knifie-spoonie before.2yr ⋅ 0ldManMcGucket ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I probably won’t be able to get the parts I need for two...three weeks. And that’s if I order them today. Which I won’t.2yr ⋅ 0ldManMcGucket ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, pardon me, Mr. Let’s Ration Everything. What do you think we’re floatin’ on? Don’t you know the poem? Water, water everywhere, so let’s all have a drink!3yr ⋅ 0ldManMcGucket ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What a “duh” moment when I finally realized I should build a simple shelter in the compass/map cave3yr ⋅ 0ldManMcGucket ⋅ r/TheForest
This financial objective seems a little ridiculous for Bolton, just promoted to league one2yr ⋅ 0ldManMcGucket ⋅ r/FifaCareers
