Good morning! I’ll take two steak’ems for 100, please.

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My Alexandrine parakeet passed away a few months ago. I made a playlist with all her favorite music (anything with whistling). I asked DALL·E 2 to generate a portrait of her with headphones for an album cover. It did not disappoint.

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Mega Man and Capcom Characters Say ‘Objection’ in New Official Wallpapers

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And now... A horse dressed up as Mario.

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“Never neglect your Gazorpazorp.”

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Do what now?

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He's going. Home.

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Did you find my note?

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Everybody split up! We have to find the cup! The cup has the drugs!

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I'm gonna tell you Mega Man, your mouth is really writing some checks your blaster can't cash.

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I don't just want candy, that's childish. I need it. And when you need something, that's a responsibility.

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Daddy?

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Here's custom album art for Daft Punk's 'Horizon' -- the bonus track from the Japanese version of 'Random Access Memories'

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My Alexandrine Parakeet passed away peacefully in her cage yesterday surrounded by family. Her name was Lola. She enjoyed sunflower seeds and dancing.

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Sure, kid. I can make you a Sonic balloon.

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It’s the Broodwich, Shake. You’ve been chosen!

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You guys order fifty million pizzas?

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Gentleman, say goodbye to your old desktop!

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Mega Man has had a rough day fighting Dr. Wily and his robot minions. He needs a hug!

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Bean and germ must never mate. It is written on this grape!

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Hey, hey, what is with all this interrogation? Let's toss the frisbee...

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Carl, I see you're noticing my braids...

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And as you can see, that's my proper identification. It all checks out. You will notice a difference in height. That's because I'm an organ donor, had to have my body removed last year and donated. I certainly hope you don't discriminate.

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And also... we also gettin' a tan.

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I'm fine. Everything's fine like wine.

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Vice president of Japanese developer and publisher Arika has shared a image of a previously unseen Mega Man design by manga artist Hitoshi Ariga. (おれは昔ロックマンの漫画描いたり大百科とかカプコンオフィシャルアートワークの本を作ったりしてたので、ロックマンにはちょっと詳しいんだぜ) [@ariga_megamix]

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Love is a basketball and chain, brother.

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Will someone please tell me, is what we're watching the Lord of the Rings?

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Hey can we have a hundred beans for lunch?

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You give me another beer. I'm 21!

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I found this Post-It note on the curb for me. Thanks for car. M.S.

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You think I have a shot?

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It's Moonajuana time!

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Is it the best movie in the trilogy? No. But it's still a pretty cool lunch box.

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The Beatles - 1962-1970 (2010)

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This one time? I ate boiled peanuts. I mean, like a whole lot of 'em, right? And I'd like to get sick. ...Know what I mean?

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Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters Colon the Soundtrack (2007) [Various Artists]

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This Halloween, you won't like me when I'm angry.

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Liz and Liz run the most ameezing publicity company in Los Angeles. The clients are super demanding. They know what they want, and they want it now. But PubLIZity, P.R. is always ready to make a splash.

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HEY THERE, CANADIAN YOUNGSTERS! DO YOU HAVE SEASONAL DEPRESSION THERE?

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My gut says Backstreet.

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You and your third dimension...

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A cool guide showcasing characters voiced by Matt Stone and Trey Parker on Comedy Central’s “South Park.” It may be missing a few. (u/Electrical_Judge_95)

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Guide into what OceanGates Submersible looks like with all 5 members in.

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See, I released it in Transylvania so vampires would come and visit me and I could get them to bite into my neck and then I could become immortal! Why the hell do you think I made myself look so sexy on the cover?!

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“Aqua Teen Forever: Plantasm drops tomorrow! Not in theaters!” - Dave Willis

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I don't need no instructions to know how to ROCK!

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MF DOOM - Coco Mango (FloFilz Remix) - Single [2020]

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Has an intruder entered the Ouija realm?

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Check, check, check. One, two, buckle my shoe. Three-four, shut the door, check, check. Checking the mic. Checkin' the mic, check. Checkin' the mic, check. Check, check, check, checking the mic. Mic check, checking the mic, mic check. Sibilance. Sibilance. Sibilance.

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Facts.

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“I'm gonna tell you Mega Man, your mouth is really writing some checks your blaster can't cash.” (r/AquaJail)

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All right, put it on warm-up mode. I want to work into this very slowly before I completely dominate it.

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“In space, no one can hear you bark.” ... Rated-R

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So if we all pool our money and raise $70,000 ... we can get this.

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Well, it's obvious, isn't it? Thermal expansion.

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Wawaa... wawaa... wait, wait, my wingman! C'mon! One of them is a woman.

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Hey, hey. Yeah, you. Where is my high powered video game console?

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Hey, when we gonna fix my guacomole?

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Doobies aside! Doobies has been disquackified, alright?

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He's dead to the world. Down on the farm, if you know what I mean.

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Yup, I won two tickets to the Super Ball.

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Moved to a town that has tough winters, started to notice a film peeling from my Nest Doorbell (1st Gen). Is this normal? Did I not realize there was a factory film I could peel off? Or is this a protective film that isn't supposed to come off? If so, now what?

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The Game Boy That Survived a Bombing in the Gulf War

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