15% believe U.S. government run by Satan-worshiping pedophiles2yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/conspiracy_commons
Ye with little faith. Mild myocarditis and a few medical bills was all it took to turn this woman.2yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
If it's not 100% effective, or uncomfortable to wear, why even bother?1yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Tell me you're fully vaccinated without telling me you're fully vaccinated1yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Finally! The little plague rats won't be able to enter schools.1yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
I'm sure the NAZIs are literally shaking right now. But why no masks?1yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Guys. I'm going to need some help explaining this to the unbelievers.2yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Man avoids seeing his son for 2 years because of “the pandemic”2yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
I always suspected COVID could be spread over a computer network. This proves it.2yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
I knew COVID vaccines would be vindicated. It's just a terrible coincidence.1yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Here's a bit of air-tight logic you can use with anti-vaxxers2yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
A moment's silence to remember fellow coronavangelist David McKechnie2yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Remember the before times, when a 90+ year old dying wouldn't have made news headlines globally, and an entire nation wouldn't have been closed.3yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/NoNewNormal
Don't forget to milk granny for every last drop of karma so we can stick it to anti-vaxxers1yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Finally there's some justice in this world - 2 to 8 years in prison for refusing a jab1yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Imagine when people used to believe this. I'm so happy science has progressed.2yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
This just means the COVID vax stimulated a stronger immune response1yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Thanks for clearing that up. It's definitely not that one thing.1yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
I'm gonna need 5 peer reviewed articles from reputable sources to confirm this1yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
How can you tell the difference between coronavirus and a cold? Without a test, you can't3yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/NoNewNormal
Keep vigilant. COVID has made it onto a list of the world's most deadly pandemics.2yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Is anyone angry that the gov is about to let filthy unvaxxed back into the workplace1yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
You can't make these headlines up: How can you tell the difference between coronavirus and a cold? Without a test, you can't3yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/NoNewNormal
I guess doomers aren't ready for this joke, yet. But their kids are gonna love it.2yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/NoNewNormal
Remember when the only way to say goodbye to granny was with full PPE and a smartphone11mo ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
If someone gets a vaccine injury it's probably caused by their bad attitude1yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Please help, my anti-vax family only got two vaccines and I don't feel safe1yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
NZ Doctors questioning the severity of Covid, questioning the safety of vaccination, questioning whether the whole thing is a conspiracy theory3yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/NoNewNormal
For our health, Dr. Fauci’s (MBUH) NIAID funded ($235,000) a study that grafted aborted baby scalps onto lab mice.2yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
Don't get too excited. But I think Celine Dion might have recently joined our church.2yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
India discovers a vaccine that is much safer and just as effective3yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/NoNewNormal
The face you make explaining how you got Pericarditis then Myocarditis1yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
It's encouraging to see that animals aren't neglected during this global pandemic. They get protected too.2yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
The evidence is compelling. People who've had COVID have smaller brains.1yr ⋅ 0111100001110110 ⋅ r/ChurchOfCOVID
