“Poor lady. Too bad she lost the light in her eyes when she left the church”

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Or fasting to end a fucking drought 💁‍♂️

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Strength in the loins 🥤

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I’m saved! 🙌

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Staying for the family 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦

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IT’S A TRAP!

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What is Wanted?

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Ok, can we please elect our first exmo president? All those in favor 🙋

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“But it’s only two hours”

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Just call it what it is...a paid job 💵

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“They literally give it all away to charity” 💰💵

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“Get that name out of your FRICKIN’ mouth!”

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Can’t wait for all 10 hours!

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“Ronald Reagan would be such a good member of the church”

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If only there was a religious organization with a hundred billion to tax 🤔

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I’m going, but I’m not going to like it...

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TBM wife even mentioned that the million dollar homes surround the Saratoga Springs temple felt “kind of cultish”

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It burns the ears!

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The Gift That Keeps Giving

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Guess I showed them! 🤡

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Poor Joe!

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Just bite your tongue 🤭

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It was worth a shot...

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