I love these REAL Saturdays. They're so relaxing!

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Well now you're just trying to get me mad!

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Me IRL after a couple cold beers on the 4th of July

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Pump jockey! Works for tips!

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Say, before we continue our tour would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall? Haha! Relax Homer, at Globex we don’t believe in walls. Matter of fact, I didn’t even give you my coat!

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Do you even know who I am?

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Here you go honey... That's about all the recycling [hiccups] I can handle today.

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Call this an unfair generalization if you must but old people are no good at everything.

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Thanksgiving Eve Carolina Reaper Buffalo Wings

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Can't sleep so I made a new wallpaper for my phone's lock screen

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I don't think I wrote that.

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Mr Simpson, we all have nosebleeds.

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Who was the better substitute teacher?

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