“Hey you should put your phone number in the ad so people can contact you and ask you more questions!” Great idea brain.4yr ⋅ -Kiwi-Man- ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Now I see why she wants the right to defend herself. Slain on the regular.4yr ⋅ -Kiwi-Man- ⋅ r/MurderedByWords
Oh hello guy I played in a social soccer team with and I haven’t heard from for over three years5yr ⋅ -Kiwi-Man- ⋅ r/antiMLM
It’s official: Not allowed to like something popular if you have a different skin colour.4yr ⋅ -Kiwi-Man- ⋅ r/gatekeeping
Awesome, but does anyone actually believe these god damn magazines5yr ⋅ -Kiwi-Man- ⋅ r/quityourbullshit
... someone took the time to make this, and not once during that did they think “hey nah wait this is kinda weird”5yr ⋅ -Kiwi-Man- ⋅ r/4PanelCringe
“Puta” is Maori for exit here in New Zealand, but I always feel like I’m leaving my local pools by the whore exit.4yr ⋅ -Kiwi-Man- ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I just got sent “fuck you Brian” from a random number. My names not Brian. Te rest as follows:6yr ⋅ -Kiwi-Man- ⋅ r/iamverybadass
“I know something you don’t know!!” Nah sorry dude, we already know you’re full of shit.6yr ⋅ -Kiwi-Man- ⋅ r/quityourbullshit
Confirms in one tweet that dishonest “fake news” isn’t actually fake, it’s just the truth he doesn’t want people to know6yr ⋅ -Kiwi-Man- ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
“Where’s Wonder Man?” “Where’s Omega Red?” Naw. Where’s this girl.1yr ⋅ -Kiwi-Man- ⋅ r/MarvelPuzzleQuest
It’s like a Where’s Waldo but you’re looking for the saddest thing on here. Confirmed neckbeard was driving.6yr ⋅ -Kiwi-Man- ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Gets blocked on Twitter, immediate reaction is to flip out and tell them how much they don’t care on another platform. Sure NG, sure.5yr ⋅ -Kiwi-Man- ⋅ r/niceguys
She said she has been there twice? Why that must mean its her favourite restaurant!6yr ⋅ -Kiwi-Man- ⋅ r/quityourbullshit
Our local secondhand bookstore here in New Zealand always has amazing quotes from classic literature. This one was next level.5yr ⋅ -Kiwi-Man- ⋅ r/Marvel
Wait... I’m a millennial and I know who they are! But gatekeeping click bait? Yeah nah I’ll pass6yr ⋅ -Kiwi-Man- ⋅ r/gatekeeping
