Found this gem on my babysitters Facebook. She's one of us.
Fucking double standards
HIF right now...
Saw this on my Facebook wall, thought I'd share with you ladies.
Why can't real life be like this?
This happens more often than I'd like to admit.
Ugh....found on my male friends Facebook...
To the nice guys 🍻
This is for all you Trolls who are too hard themselves, and the ones who aren't.
Trolls, I had the worst weekend! Friday night, I had a married man keep grabbing my ass after I held his wife's hair while she puked and then put her to bed, then Saturday I learned a guy I dated twice in two years has a gf of 10 years who is sick with a tumor. Story in comments.
Yesterday was a bad day for my ego, Trolls. I found three gray hairs in the morning, went for a hike and wiped out in front of a really cute guy rock climbing and split my pants, and then had a really close call with a fart I shouldn't have trusted...I'm 29.
Trolls, I got drunk with some friends last night and my friend's bf thought I was hitting on him when I was just being friendly and when I went to bed he came in the room and put his hand down my pants and started touching me even though I was pretending to be asleep. I feel so violated.
Thigh gap or mermaid.....I think we all know the where it's at, right?!
Trolls, I'm turning 30 this month, I have a school aged child, and have lice for the first time in my life, MRW....wine and a fast mask will make it all better, right? ....at least I smell like strawberries.
I mean, to each their own but this is me.
Facebook post that I thought some of you might be able to relate to.
Ain't that the truth.
I don't know if there are any other Fitbit Trolls out there, but today I hit my first 20k ....while masterbating.
I've been trying to be a little healthier lately; been going to the gym and watching what I eat.....tonight I did it...I ate candy for dinner.
I'm pretty sure this describes most of us!
Wonderful washroom art.....be fearless ladies!
For all you beautiful souls.
Found this gem playing mini golf, my new line the next time I've left it go a little too long.
M(andmyfriends)RW today when our kids asked us why we can do stuff they can't.
The 7 B's
What life's all about.
Ladies, I told you about my Friday and Saturday evenings, well my Sunday got even more interesting. My girlfriend messaged me and asked me if I'd join her and her man for set times...MRW
Seriously?! Is this supposed to be a compliment?
My first post here! Saw it and thought of you guys. Guess what? It's me, guys. I'm the one...