Little Sebastian and Lil Sebastian @KenTremendous @Nick_Offerman @evilhag @unfoRETTAble5yr ⋅ @Lin_Manuel
Your wife hates you and is literally never where you are except if she absolutely has to be. 5yr ⋅ @KenTremendous
.@nickkroll Trump out here just straight up stealing lines from Bobby Bottleservice. 5yr ⋅ @KenTremendous
The last time I saw a joke this nonsensical I was playing Stratego with the Landers Sisters. 5yr ⋅ @KenTremendous
I like twitter because it gives me a broad sampling of what's important in the news. 5yr ⋅ @KenTremendous
Literally the only reason you're not constantly in blackface is that you're worried it will screw up your spray tan. 5yr ⋅ @KenTremendous
Getting rid of the electoral college also means creating a system where this map isn’t enough to elect Sauron. 5yr ⋅ @KenTremendous
Hey, @nytimes. This *sucks.* This headline sucks. Objectively. It objectively sucks. 5yr ⋅ @KenTremendous
There must be decorum in the White House. Also BIG UPS TO HORNY AF SCALIA THA SEX GODDDDDD 5yr ⋅ @KenTremendous
