The spirit of this sub

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The Cop Shower, mysteriously not pictured in the listing

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When flippers don't cook...

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For 700k you can live next door to the Greenbay Packers

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These stairs look terrifying

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I'm not sure if there is enough storage.

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Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

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When you forget to account for the fridge in the kitchen layout

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This seems like the right place, how would you feel about this as a subreddit?

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Most Expensive house in US gets a $55M price cut.

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If you buy this lot, I'll throw in a free train!

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Sold in May for $500k, flipped and relisted in Sept for $1mm. Just why‽

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Why is it so cheap? It looks nice...oh.

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Best description I've seen in all the houses I've looked at

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Speaking of en-suite

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Your own island in San Francisco Bay

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Zillow Gone Wild HGTV Show

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Seriously

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Really, though

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Such a cute living r....what is that?

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Anyone dreaming of living above a little shop where you sell your home grown flowers?

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This grass is lookin a little sus

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Ugly, ugly bathroom

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When your daily soak is important, but you don't want to miss out on family time.

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So many activities!

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Barbie house in my hometown

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I finally found an affordable home in the Bay Area!

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Psychedelic shower with cow tiles- Oregon listing

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Just needs a little water and it should perk right up.

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The duck does exist!

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Old funeral home anyone?

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Selling a home with a squatter

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I don’t want to spoil it, but the attic is a child’s dream!

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What is this room called? - Baltimore, MD

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My wife called it a factory, I'd live here

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WTF

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Not sure I'd call this patio a perfect space to unwind, but who am I to judge..

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McMansion indoor basketball court with its own fireplace

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58 bedrooms, 47 restrooms.

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Imagine stepping out of the shower just to fall down the stairs

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Only $1.5m for this architectual gem

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This listing better be close to a fucking hospital.

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Hi, I'd like to check insurance quotes for my $4m house dangling on a cliff in California. Sorry, sir, wrong number. Please stop calling us.

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I went to view a house yesterday and found this QR Code on the back of a cupboard door. I got bloody Rick Rolled during a house viewing!

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Bond Villains do exist

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She comes with the house

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Live laugh love

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Before and after zealous flippers dementored the soul out of a property.

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this house is beyond weird

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Hmmm... super sketch

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Home of Tomorrow (circa 1933)

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All aboard the Earthship!

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Seller wants top of market and after my walkthrough that’s gonna be tough. 😂

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Seems like a steal at 75k for this large home until picture 14 then BAM!

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On the topic of flippers who clearly don't cook: no storage

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We are taking it all with us!

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For $325,000 you can own your very own castle in the desert

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Can anyone explain why you would place a fridge like this? (Posting in comments)

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Yeah, I think eh, 30 gallons will do it?

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I present to you...grumpy house

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Can't have the public thinking they're ~poor~ for only having a truck, Beamer, and Benz in the driveway, better add a Bentley!

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Just what I've always wanted for $5.5M! The ugliest home I can find.

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Have to admit, I like it - $795K - Vermont.

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Interesting choices

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When your decorating aesthetic is “1983 Midwestern Marriott hotel bar”

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For 72 million, you think it would at least have drywall

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Artist spent 40 years turning cottage into a 'real life dolls house' - Says it's now 'unsellable'

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Never seen a fully carpeted kitchen before.. and for $1.8M?!?!?!

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This house has no windows on the front.

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Instead of becoming president you can just spend $2.6M and buy a white house clone

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This apartment complex sexualizing their bathrooms

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Some garages have a tool bench, some have a swimming pool ($338,800 in Ohio)

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13 of the 56 photos of this house feature this light fixture

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We'd love Tuscany so much, we bought it and moved it to Maryland!

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Why. Oh why?

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The horror.

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Shoot, I can't remember what cabinet I put the paprika in.

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Well, you said you wanted a finished basement!

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When Keebler Elves win the lottery.

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What the hell is this?

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House on fire

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House comes with crematorium business

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I see your utility pole, and present to you this tree

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Im very confused on the layout

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What's piled in the yard? Hoarders house or just messy?

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Mighty Kitchen Oak

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I think this Has to be the most lucrative looking house I have ever seen. Also, look at the price history.

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We'd love Tuscany so much, we bought it and moved it to Maryland!

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The size of this fireplace 😱

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Daddy Trades Stonks

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Arguing with my friend on how sanitary this is

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$1.2 million for 858 sq ft????

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Can't get more Rust Belt than a basement bowling alley

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This is how you sell a house in rural Alabama

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What is happening in this room?!

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Truly had gone wild!

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150k for a shed

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Someone’s peaceful retreat

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A sight to behold just outside of Denver

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For over $1 million, is it too much to expect ceilings without holes

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There's always money in the banana stand.

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I have died and gone to Heaven ❤️

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Ever wanted to grab a snack and poop simultaneously?

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Welcome to Poundtown

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What are they hiding under that decking?

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Bad enough slipping on wet tile, you also get the option of falling down the stairs too

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“So whether you eat or drink or whatever you do, do it all for the glory of God.” 1 Corinthians 10:31

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I was told this sub would enjoy this Kentucky home

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Home comes with whatever (or whoever) is barricaded behind this door

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Does this count as a moat?

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Holy bunkerville!

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TOOT TOOT...Tugboat Living!

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Close your eyes, I have to take a dump.

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What fresh rollercoaster tycoon looking architecture hell is this

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No thanks, I'll shit in the yard.

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when r/Oldhouses goes to Halloweentown https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/673-Elsmere-Park-Lexington-KY-40508/77512794_zpid/?

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I'm not sure how I feel about this house..

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Meta: come on guys

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Have you ever seen leopard print carpet before?

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$2.5 million listing and besides the street view, this is the only picture of the house.

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Instead of worrying whether the bed frame will blend in with the carpet, just add the carpet to the bed frame. It won’t look unusual.

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You did what?

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I can't help but think they'd have had better luck selling this if they'd gone with a different exterior color

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$45,000,000

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This house teaches you about synonyms

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The apparent looked decent until this picture

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Welcome

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is it me or this house looks photoshoped into the landscape?

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This is a Shower on Zillow.

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The upside down house.

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Who doesn’t want a treehouse in their living room

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The worst-placed TV I’ve seen in my goddamn life

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A bathroom big enough to be a bedroom, or a bedroom in the bathroom?

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For when you want an outdoor bathroom indoors

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Two What Levels?

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Where is the fridge supposed to go?

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a drawbridge, a knight in armor, a murder dungeon, a hall of mirrors and so much more (link in the comments)

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This fireplace is giving me a conniption.

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This owner wants you to buy their house and let them live there🤣

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I don’t understand at all

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Excuse me?

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Duck Statue out front and strange designer art styles inside

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i can’t tell if i like it or hate it Home Listing

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One dormer and one shutters, please!

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When showering is a social event

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“I think I’ve found you guys something really special!”

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Have absolutely no idea what this is... some kind of charm fountain? Are they making sacrifices to My Little Pony?

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