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Naomi had just seduced her 493rd victim and was about to begin the long process of exsanguinating him through his median cubital vein to maintain her innocent, youthful, appearance. Like drinking a big gulp through a coffee straw, she was going to savor this one.

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As he walked off into another sunset, Dylan couldn't help but smile as he recalled the latest family he murdered.

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By cleverly disguising myself in this county fair, I'll never be spotted!

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After feeding it the 15th stick of celery, the guinea pig was almost fat enough for the perfect dinner.

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As a non-native English speaker, Marko still sometimes thought the words bullets and bunny sounded the same.

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Chris decides to try out his new powers by fucking with the sky

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Prankster Tom constantly daydreamed of filling the office elevator with goats and sending it to the lobby to surprise oncoming riders, but he still hadn't figured how to sneak the goats unseen up to the top floor.

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Sarah usually doesn't feel that way. But for the first time, she feels threatened by black people.

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The voices continue to taunt Adam with threats to his favourite TV show

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Looking back into the past, Cam may have found the reason as to why he hates African American people.

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