Eva wondered how long she could keep pretending that she appreciated her husband's art4yr ⋅ ironfist221 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Ya stupid jackass, this one’s got that smuggled tiger cub from the Berlin Zoo!6yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Fernando's short term memory issues made every slice of fruit his first.7yr ⋅ Marchin_on ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
We interrupt your regular broadcast to bring you an announcement from the president of the United Sta...4yr ⋅ Sk8allday360 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Ten days into No Nut November and Dave still couldn't resist his strong cravings.5yr ⋅ BroBroBrayBray ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
No matter how many times her neighbors confront her about it, Laura does not stop throwing her stale pancakes over the fence5yr ⋅ crocomonster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
We promised grandma we'd get her skydiving lessons on her last birthday7yr ⋅ pencer ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Richard and his crew attempted to invent the Ex-Wife SandwichTM because Nicole neglected to make one for each of them7yr ⋅ BoogsterSU2 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
When you can't afford a Dishwasher, but can afford a Dishwasher....7yr ⋅ BoogsterSU2 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Leopold didn't quite agree with his wife's insistence to bring her vibrator into Church, but this is 2017. Who is he to judge?7yr ⋅ ILoveRegenHealth ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Calvin was now fairly certain those weren't daddy's Flintstones vitamins.7yr ⋅ rambos_left_bicep ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Combining her passion for hearty hand jobs and the Cleveland Steamer, Lisa had created her own new toilet-based fetish: the Cleveland Cumshot.7yr ⋅ platinumsombro ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
In retrospect, maybe Batman was too good to invite to the water balloon fight.7yr ⋅ zbra ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Polly’s big plan for the first born sacrifice went smoother than expected.4yr ⋅ Sk8allday360 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
When I can't decide a random name to use in title for a /r/wheredidthesodago post7yr ⋅ pencer ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
PSA: Every day millions of teens are in danger of taking bad selfies. Learn to recognize the signs of screen recognition disorder and do your part.5yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Desperate to save his marriage, Arthur had one last idea to spice things up in the bedroom so that he and Martha could have fun like she was always talking about.6yr ⋅ ronvc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Happy with her new makeup remover pads, Karen was excited to quit being called Pizza Face once and for all6yr ⋅ k_princess ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Ya, Mom and Dad are still practicing for the speed stacking world record.2yr ⋅ campfirecrucifix ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Kathy knew that the best part about day drinking was that nobody had to know.7yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Liza couldn't fathom why her sister would think bell pepper blueberry muffins taste good.4yr ⋅ quietThunderstorm ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Hey kids! Wanna practice playing with your weiner when you get older? Now you can!7yr ⋅ BoogsterSU2 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
The US Department of Defense unveils their new Nuclear Button measurer at the POTUS's request6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Sick and tired of Gerald's gambling addiction, Sheryl knew she needed to make her threats clear.7yr ⋅ BagelTrollop ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After owning only dog statues for most of his life, John decide to make the jump and get a real dog4yr ⋅ birchesaintshit ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Betty heard that a good, organic scrubbing worked as well as any chemical-based kitchen cleaners4yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After finding out there's a hidden bomb inside the car, Toby cannot find the right wire to cut for deactivation7yr ⋅ BoogsterSU2 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Sean couldn't believe his Head disposal methods were more difficult than anticipated 2mo ⋅ Kir0v ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Max chose to drown out his children's argument on whether they should alert him to the kitchen fire or go play outside.7yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Doug's timing was always off when it came to seducing the ladies.4yr ⋅ markeees ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Sadly, Vicki never figured out how to properly lower her phone's ringer volume.5yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jim, ya done goofed! Bob (from HR) only enjoys two things: fresh morning coffee and a firm handshake6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Layla and Jean, insanely late for their Broadway debuts, finally realized ultrasonic suicide was the only option left6yr ⋅ ILoveRegenHealth ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Using only boiled water, hotdogs, and a $0.25 box of macaroni, Tony recreates the sound of walking in on your parents having sex6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Ugh! I can taste all of the girls Katy Perry kissed on this cherry chapstick!6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
On that day, Jennifer received a grim reminder on why White Castle burgers are called “sliders”2yr ⋅ VaporWavePanda ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Attention to detail is one of the most important skills for our curator position7yr ⋅ Nate__ ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Aware of his addiction to excessive pillow fondling, Vanessa still promised to love David for better or worse.6yr ⋅ Its_Mike_Nasty ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Call me M'lady one more goddamn time and you'll regret it, I said, but would he listen? Noooooooo2yr ⋅ SmoreOfBabylon ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
It took Bob 50 years to finally hack a U.S. government supercomputer with his old laptop6yr ⋅ BoogsterSU2 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Frank was tired of his kids coming into his room at night and interrupting his alone time. He figured instilling a healthy amount of fear would keep everyone happy and no amount of counseling could replace that feeling.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Just going to take a bite of this burger and-- Dammit, I got shot AGAIN!7yr ⋅ Nick2the4reaper7 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Don't worry mom, once the body is liquefied we can be safe and have fun!7yr ⋅ love_the_heat ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Always remember to leave your mouse in safe mode. Accident prevention begins with you.6yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
It'd been so long since they pretended to be a real family.2yr ⋅ PaleBlueMeanie ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Killer fireflies have been seen popping up all over America, and their only weakness is karate6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Sharon, a happily divorced mother of 2, always looks at her cooked bacon and reminisces on her ex-husband's failure in bed.5yr ⋅ MonstercatDavid ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
[No Context] Nothing brings the family together like fucking that chicken4yr ⋅ red_tide_clams ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Tim was rather hostile when he discovered someone else had used his favorite broom4yr ⋅ Sk8allday360 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Reminders of Todd's woeful wet noodle haunted Debra after their last date.5yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Grandpa’s Internet search history sends Grandma over the edge2yr ⋅ VaporWavePanda ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Gertrude could no longer stomach the horrors of everyday life.7yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Ted recalled his misstep when his mechanic reported Ted had a flooded engine.5yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Alyssa knew there was only one place she could hide the diamonds, one place Roger would never think to look.5yr ⋅ thatrotteneggsmell ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
When Timmy came home from the playground and asked what “flaccid” meant, Brenda and Will struggled to come up with SFW visual aids7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Don't be fooled by pricey diets trying to keep yourself regular and don't get trapped using risky laxatives. Just use a pencil! You can safely take a #2 with your trusty #2.6yr ⋅ kirosenn ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Steph thought nothing of the roach she had crushed and flushed - but the roach thought of nothing but revenge5yr ⋅ ironfist221 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
If you're not going to do your homework, I'm not going to make you a quality lunch.7yr ⋅ -R47- ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
As she sank her teeth into the fetus fajitas, Sarah could literally feel herself becoming more corrupt5yr ⋅ ironfist221 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After finally making her laugh with a Bernie Mac joke, Fred memorized more stand up comedy clips for their next date.7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jessica felt the need to psych herself up before she finally resorted to eating lawn decorations7yr ⋅ Matthewthedark ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Greg didn’t regret modifying his jacuzzi with a fast-acting “Shut the Fuck Up” emitter7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Linda was fed up with the guys she met on Tinder, so she found herself a sexy alternative!7yr ⋅ Yamamba78 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
That night’s flambe turned into tomorrow’s insurance fraud claim2yr ⋅ VaporWavePanda ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
With an impending foreclosure on the house, Mom started training the kids to be homeless6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Hutch will tell anybody the details about the fat hooker he brought home last year.7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Doris regretted starting her budget bomb disposal business.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Timmy's mom gave him two choices: either he could eat, or he could prove he was ready to go to the museum6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After so many rejections, Ed and Mabel would finally have their threesome.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Improvised is about the only part Stanley got right in his first attempt at a homemade IED.6yr ⋅ Marchin_on ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jared the perv loved edging his neighbor’s fence because, unlike that ho, the fence edged him back5yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
In her desperation Jennifer tried everything, including the rituals described in that old book about the occult, but nothing could bring her husband’s hearing back7yr ⋅ mechanical_banana ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Terry's Earth shattering flatulence often tore the fabric of reality, but this time only his pants were victimized.3yr ⋅ ironfist221 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Shake the girl, then I can have the volume as loud as I want!4yr ⋅ shayfkennedy ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jim remembered a little too late that one should eat pasta, not spicy chalupas, before the bike race.6yr ⋅ ironfist221 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Ted's family grew concerned after his fishing license was suspended.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After the Divorce, Jen didn’t want to lose anything else to another hole.7yr ⋅ YouForgotTheKetchup ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Rare footage from spring break 2003 of the tramp stamp ghost claiming another victim6yr ⋅ mechaspock ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jennifer keeled over in pain after tapping her sensitive arm too hard.7yr ⋅ LiterallyKetchup ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
David Carradine's last invention liberated so many septuagenarians from a life of boredom and dementia.7yr ⋅ InfinityCircuit ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After a day of scrubbing the house down, it was time for momma to bust out the Mega Hitachi and do some scrubbing of her own6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
In 2010, scientists in Zurich admit to another disastrous Justin Bieber clone, but felt an ethical duty to keep the subject satisfied with his favorite snacks & drinks6yr ⋅ ILoveRegenHealth ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Life is like a box of wires: .... sometimes you just don't know what the fuck is wrong with Susan6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Harold and Nancy were scientists hoping to evade their electricity bill. They realized that their lightning-powered lightbulbs were not a viable solution.5yr ⋅ MonstercatDavid ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Without a proper punching bag at home, Debra had to improvise to get her boxing practice in.7yr ⋅ sandwichsparrow ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Richard remembered the last time he huffed gas, he destroyed the lawnmower for talking shit.7yr ⋅ blooxpert ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Introducing the world's shittiest shredder, The Donco Hardly Shreds 3000.7yr ⋅ Marchin_on ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
First the divorce and now this, even Madison's groceries were trying to leave her.6yr ⋅ black_flag_4ever ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
It took a second before Trisha realized David was attempting a selfie with their phone from 2001. They laughed, humiliated, because a phone like that would never have a camera.6yr ⋅ BroBroBrayBray ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Klara’s husband thinks it’s funny to hide mouse turds in the rice, but the joke’s on him because vacuuming is HIS goddamn job7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Barbara enjoyed the new internet fad: online yodeling contests4yr ⋅ NotTooPurple ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Listen kids - it's never too early to think about taking more science classes...4yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Jada did everything she could to erase evidence of what she did to her ex-boyfriend.7yr ⋅ LiterallyKetchup ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Alright kids, tell me more about your dad's good friend Vicki and it's all yours.8yr ⋅ StupidSexyPhilanders ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
You are now ready for Kidstock 2018, my child. Remember, Peace & Love. Power to the People. Never trust the man, man.6yr ⋅ ILoveRegenHealth ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
With just a little more practice, Miranda would finally be ready to sign that restraining order6yr ⋅ souffle-etc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Carl couldn’t stop celebrating after his hemorrhoids were removed.5yr ⋅ deathakissaway ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After accepting Susan’s invitation, this wasn’t what Phil had in mind.4yr ⋅ Sk8allday360 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Tony realized the spark was gone when Gina started looking at the razor the way she used to look at him8yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
After watching Shrek, Eleanor couldn't help but think she was committing an atrocity. Maybe going vegan wasn't enough.6yr ⋅ ronvc ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
It only took four minutes before Jeff concluded this 'Miyagi' guy was just a con artist7yr ⋅ MattBaster ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
This is Dave. Dave is attempting to take his first tequila shot at the ripe age of 38, after hearing about how the cool kids do them at the bars. Kids, don't be like Dave.5yr ⋅ C-TAP ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
George's wife asked him to turn off the lights knowing about his rare condition that has him grab the lamp first before turning it off1yr ⋅ Darkshreaders3 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
Dandy the Cat was startled when he heard his owner calling out his name wrong7yr ⋅ BoogsterSU2 ⋅ r/wheredidthesodago
