Elon has transcended time, space, and county regulations
DON'T DOUBT UR VIBE
Infinite Oil Storage
BREAKING: CNBC Officially Gives Up, Stocks Enter Kangaroo Market
How to get oil back up
I guess they didn’t like my “printer goes brrrrr” posts every day.
All In The War Machine
THE TRUE WSB LOGO IS BACK!!! The ugly baby is gone forever! Mission accomplished! This is a win for all of America!
Oil is now expenzive
Look what the neighbors are saying about you degenerates
What 3,280,000 jobless claims looks like versus the past 50 years of reports
My dad, working through a 15-hour time zone difference almost every day
Ha, that's an easy one
Economic Scarcity 🤔💰
This has to be the top
For the first time in my life... I feel.. At home 😌 $-148,173.58
TESLA TO THE MOON! Papi musk wearing the “cybershoes”, gonna sell more than Jordans
this does not feel bullish
If you’re wondering why Robinhood wasn’t working...
“We live in a fraudulent system” - someone from the Big Short
Filled out a survey with my experience as a WSB mod for some guy's PhD.
When the puts go from -99% to -98%
Tesla bears in the future
Congrats autists! The Cover of Bloomberg Businessweek!
He's already dead
Make your money work for you 💰💰💰
I mean he’s not wrong
70k to 1.5M - BOW TO YOUR GOD
a wise man once said
Should we short Tesla stock now?
I’ve lost so much hair I could make my own $ROPE
Not to brag, but looks like I’m so autistic that people are writing articles about my exploits
No news in 5 days except for We're stopping for another month
*Sad Dino Noise*
Scared Money Don't Make Money
This 🌈 🐻 is still waiting
Somali pirates incoming
To the newcomers
Elon trolls Jeff Bezos 24 hours after divorce announcement.
This guy knows about long term investments.
Elon carrying his second child
The true story
We're gunning for you r/askreddit
Bezos tommorow morning
New dollar menu
Elon Musk and the SEC in a nutshell
New banner proposal to replace the Boss Baby logo
WSB vs. the world
If you think the current WSB logo is bad, this is what someone threw into the hat during the decision process
Elon’s taking a break from Twitter.. TSLA 1,500!
Goodnight Mama Su 🌃
TSLA 400p 7/17 confirmed?
Made fake tinder of 22 yr old hot girl to solicit financial advice from old men looking for sugar babies
save us jerome
The REAL person of the year
Time to move to ToS
I’m beginning to think holding Shopify was a good idea.
PSA: RobinHood won’t recognize your face if you’re crying. Make sure to regain your composure before logging in to panic sell.
All of you in the next few months.
Me frantically trying to turn $400 into the $10K I lost before my wife finds out.
Bend over, here it comes again!
Autism IS contagious
You asked for the bear to be gayer. New mascot proposal.
+$69,420 in a month
117k to 5k. I sit here typing this as I drown my sorrows in a bottle of whisky. Gambling is bad. The market won.. GG.
r/wallstreetbets in a nutshell
Apple 8K Filing
You Guys Really Don't Know Anything, do You?
Can’t pump stocks on a Sunday bro
$AMZN $500k profit? UPDATE (sold at open)
For all the boomers out there
Lemme GUH some Margin Fraud
Whoa... the stock is so high lol 😳
WeWork’s IPO is failing because the customers are literally too dumb to function
Meme Lord Elon
It ain’t much but it’s honest work ,,
Elon Musk's apology is out
Fed printer can jam itself and go to hell
No fight for green men
Fixed The Bloomberg Cover
In other news..
When unemployment hits record levels, and markets shoot up.
Elon just committed the perfect crime
Map customized for wsb
A man gave each of his 3 girlfriends $5,000 as a test
Apple started WWIII so that phones would be destroyed, reducing the average upgrade cycle time. Long $AAPL.
It has been a. Pleasure to yolo with you gentlemen, Adult edition*
Investment advice from WSB
Not to mention that whole pandemic thing
First image of Martin Shkreli after prison release in 2025
We did it WSBs
Some of you autist
What Liquidity Problem?
Step by step autist guide to Robinhood fiasco
Bull Gang - 9 days later
Keep it up retards
One of us
I love 2018
Papa Musk with the wise words
My wife asked what all the /u/1r0nyman references were that I was reading. Explained it to her and she cross-stitched this.
All in Huawei!.. oh wait:(
We always give the best advice, right guys?
Warren Buffett on Airlines, Scared Money Gon' Save Money
50/50 chance ladies.
Me reacting to a stock move
Tesla testing new ‘self-driving’ vehicle w/ robotic chauffeur
Jeff Bezos hard at work
Learning the tricks of the trade young
Autist traded options before knowing what they were
Up 0.5% pre-market after losing 20% in 2 days.
Who Wants to be Broke?
It’s our cherished annual tradition!
Tesla earning here I come 🔥🚗
Guys is it time for calls?
Right, own-up, who was it?
Poppa Elon has a request
True account of the emergency rate cut
There cant be a trade deficit if there is no trade.
I love you guys
When the relatives ask “how’s the trading going?” this Christmas
The Onion confirmed DD source
BUY HIGH SELL LOW GANG
If tonight is the last night for the sub, I love you all
And it was
JPMorgan has a new index — called the “Volfefe Index” — that measures Trump’s tweets and their impact on bond volatility.
Dinosaur Pattern - Gold Bull Market Confirmed
At the End of the Day, Money is just Paper
Ok, listen up folks. Rule 1: “It’s not a loss until you sell.”
They are on to us... r/wallstreetbets on Bloomberg
Went all in on NVDA puts again
The unofficial wallstreetbets alignment chart
He joined us without even knowing it
All the new r/WSB autists who joined in August
True WSB legends
Elon’s master plan