REPORTS OF MY DEATH HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED
DON'T DOUBT UR VIBE
All In The War Machine
Oil is now expenzive
My dad, working through a 15-hour time zone difference almost every day
Filled out a survey with my experience as a WSB mod for some guy's PhD.
This has to be the top
Ha, that's an easy one
Elon trolls Jeff Bezos 24 hours after divorce announcement.
This guy knows about long term investments.
Elon Musk and the SEC in a nutshell
The true story
TESLA TO THE MOON! Papi musk wearing the “cybershoes”, gonna sell more than Jordans
Goodnight Mama Su 🌃
Made fake tinder of 22 yr old hot girl to solicit financial advice from old men looking for sugar babies
PSA: RobinHood won’t recognize your face if you’re crying. Make sure to regain your composure before logging in to panic sell.
Apple 8K Filing
Me frantically trying to turn $400 into the $10K I lost before my wife finds out.
Elon Musk's apology is out
Meme Lord Elon
Elon just committed the perfect crime
A man gave each of his 3 girlfriends $5,000 as a test
It has been a. Pleasure to yolo with you gentlemen, Adult edition*
To the newcomers
I’m beginning to think holding Shopify was a good idea.
Investment advice from WSB
First image of Martin Shkreli after prison release in 2025
You Guys Really Don't Know Anything, do You?
Can’t pump stocks on a Sunday bro
I love 2018
My wife asked what all the /u/1r0nyman references were that I was reading. Explained it to her and she cross-stitched this.
All in Huawei!.. oh wait:(
50/50 chance ladies.
The REAL person of the year
Me reacting to a stock move
Dashcam footage of WSB vs. other finance subs
save us jerome
WeWork’s IPO is failing because the customers are literally too dumb to function
Jeff Bezos hard at work
Some of you autist
Up 0.5% pre-market after losing 20% in 2 days.
Who Wants to be Broke?
All of you in the next few months.
Learning the tricks of the trade young
Lemme GUH some Margin Fraud
$AMZN $500k profit? UPDATE (sold at open)
Tesla testing new ‘self-driving’ vehicle w/ robotic chauffeur
Poppa Elon has a request
It’s our cherished annual tradition!
There cant be a trade deficit if there is no trade.
I love you guys
Whoa... the stock is so high lol 😳
It ain’t much but it’s honest work ,,
Ok, listen up folks. Rule 1: “It’s not a loss until you sell.”
The Onion confirmed DD source
No fight for green men
Went all in on NVDA puts again
He joined us without even knowing it
It's truly bad
Please, risk management. Don’t be like me. 409 upvotes and I will not kill myself today.
He has revealed himself
True WSB legends
We always give the best advice, right guys?
One of us
Found on Twitter - dude tries to get laid using his $3k portfolio
Apple started WWIII so that phones would be destroyed, reducing the average upgrade cycle time. Long $AAPL.
Steve is disappointed in us.
Facebook's put play from yesterday. Im 20, time to retire?
$TSLA to Mars
New business strategy lads
Step by step autist guide to Robinhood fiasco
Tesla earning here I come 🔥🚗
Mia Khalifa getting pumped and dumped in new ways
/r/wallstreetbets in a nutshell
Keep it up retards
Pardon me, I am quite familiar with margin calls sir.
Today is the day
Guys is it time for calls?
Gentlemen it’s been a pleasure to YOLO with you.
Dinosaur Pattern - Gold Bull Market Confirmed
No one can challenge us.
Actual, foolproof, guaranteed 2% return per trade
I promised all of you Micron would close above $54 Friday. I am trying my best so I went to Manassas to pay my respects.
Holding my 10 Bagger calls only to see Trump announce more Tariffs on a Sunday.
At the End of the Day, Money is just Paper
Instantly thought of this sub when I saw this scene
Dramatized reenactment of my first options trade
When $snap goes back down after being up 40 cents premarket.
My wife asked me what tendies were, so I made a diagram to try and explain it
Bonjour, I am Ze new Chairman!
Uber and Lyft
Thought I'd share our Lord and saviour (Melbourne)
It’s not a loss if you never sell 🤔
Logan Paul finds another corpse
Yahoo exec WSB members confirmed?
Hold out fellas. #itcantgetanyworsethanthiscanit
JPMorgan has a new index — called the “Volfefe Index” — that measures Trump’s tweets and their impact on bond volatility.
This is the new Elon
Horrible debut for Uber. Drivers are striking; then there's this guy. How do they compete?
The adult version of “Game Over”
Autist traded options before knowing what they were
WSB Hedge fund management team
All the new r/WSB autists who joined in August
When the relatives ask “how’s the trading going?” this Christmas
My day in a meme
Technical Analysis of Boeing
Never change, guys.
/u/haupt91 explaining to his wife why they're poor
Shkreli still shitposting behind barz
400% return in 2 minutes. Should I release an investing podcast?
Be careful before you stereotype
Step 4) Buy stock Step 5) What is the stock market?
This is my Martin Shrekli. He made me $50,000 in 1 year on various phrama picks. He shitposted himself all the way to jail.
S+P 500 set for longest losing streak in 2 yrs
AAPL's innovative product strategy
Its been real
Grab her right in the YOLO
Trying to time the market
It's official !!!
Ding dong it’s the SEC
How to insider trade
They are on to us... r/wallstreetbets on Bloomberg
Robinhood be like...
Elon’s master plan
Sending Powell a box of Laduree macarons. Made ~2M today, ignore total in pic since it counts ACAT transfer in of roughly 6M. If Amazon goes up tomorrow...
Always keep karma in your favor in the market. With my big $SPY win today decided to share some love.
Tesla - Just buy it.
Have you heard of Shaquille's new fund? His thesis inside. Get on this hot new fund.