REPORTS OF MY DEATH HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED
DON'T DOUBT UR VIBE
All In The War Machine
Oil is now expenzive
My dad, working through a 15-hour time zone difference almost every day
What 3,280,000 jobless claims looks like versus the past 50 years of reports
This has to be the top
Ha, that's an easy one
TESLA TO THE MOON! Papi musk wearing the “cybershoes”, gonna sell more than Jordans
Filled out a survey with my experience as a WSB mod for some guy's PhD.
If you’re wondering why Robinhood wasn’t working...
“We live in a fraudulent system” - someone from the Big Short
Congrats autists! The Cover of Bloomberg Businessweek!
70k to 1.5M - BOW TO YOUR GOD
Scared Money Don't Make Money
Elon trolls Jeff Bezos 24 hours after divorce announcement.
This guy knows about long term investments.
To the newcomers
The true story
Elon Musk and the SEC in a nutshell
New banner proposal to replace the Boss Baby logo
If you think the current WSB logo is bad, this is what someone threw into the hat during the decision process
Goodnight Mama Su 🌃
Made fake tinder of 22 yr old hot girl to solicit financial advice from old men looking for sugar babies
save us jerome
The REAL person of the year
Time to move to ToS
I’m beginning to think holding Shopify was a good idea.
PSA: RobinHood won’t recognize your face if you’re crying. Make sure to regain your composure before logging in to panic sell.
Me frantically trying to turn $400 into the $10K I lost before my wife finds out.
All of you in the next few months.
You asked for the bear to be gayer. New mascot proposal.
Apple 8K Filing
You Guys Really Don't Know Anything, do You?
Can’t pump stocks on a Sunday bro
Bend over, here it comes again!
For all the boomers out there
Lemme GUH some Margin Fraud
Whoa... the stock is so high lol 😳
WeWork’s IPO is failing because the customers are literally too dumb to function
Meme Lord Elon
It ain’t much but it’s honest work ,,
Elon Musk's apology is out
Steve is disappointed in us.
No fight for green men
Fixed The Bloomberg Cover
When unemployment hits record levels, and markets shoot up.
Dashcam footage of WSB vs. other finance subs
Elon just committed the perfect crime
A man gave each of his 3 girlfriends $5,000 as a test
Apple started WWIII so that phones would be destroyed, reducing the average upgrade cycle time. Long $AAPL.
It has been a. Pleasure to yolo with you gentlemen, Adult edition*
Investment advice from WSB
First image of Martin Shkreli after prison release in 2025
We did it WSBs
Some of you autist
What Liquidity Problem?
Step by step autist guide to Robinhood fiasco
Bull Gang - 9 days later
Keep it up retards
One of us
I love 2018
My wife asked what all the /u/1r0nyman references were that I was reading. Explained it to her and she cross-stitched this.
All in Huawei!.. oh wait:(
We always give the best advice, right guys?
50/50 chance ladies.
Me reacting to a stock move
Tesla testing new ‘self-driving’ vehicle w/ robotic chauffeur
Jeff Bezos hard at work
Learning the tricks of the trade young
Autist traded options before knowing what they were
Up 0.5% pre-market after losing 20% in 2 days.
Who Wants to be Broke?
It’s our cherished annual tradition!
Tesla earning here I come 🔥🚗
Guys is it time for calls?
Poppa Elon has a request
True account of the emergency rate cut
There cant be a trade deficit if there is no trade.
I love you guys
When the relatives ask “how’s the trading going?” this Christmas
The Onion confirmed DD source
And it was
JPMorgan has a new index — called the “Volfefe Index” — that measures Trump’s tweets and their impact on bond volatility.
Dinosaur Pattern - Gold Bull Market Confirmed
At the End of the Day, Money is just Paper
Ok, listen up folks. Rule 1: “It’s not a loss until you sell.”
They are on to us... r/wallstreetbets on Bloomberg
Went all in on NVDA puts again
He joined us without even knowing it
All the new r/WSB autists who joined in August
True WSB legends
Elon’s master plan
It's truly bad
Please, risk management. Don’t be like me. 409 upvotes and I will not kill myself today.
He has revealed himself
Found on Twitter - dude tries to get laid using his $3k portfolio
Mia Khalifa getting pumped and dumped in new ways
$TSLA to Mars
Loving this new logo!
Pardon me, I am quite familiar with margin calls sir.
Grab her right in the YOLO
Holding my 10 Bagger calls only to see Trump announce more Tariffs on a Sunday.
All of WSB right now
Facebook's put play from yesterday. Im 20, time to retire?
Proof that $SPCE is past its prime
Uber and Lyft
New business strategy lads
Charles Schwab State of Mind
Retired at 21 with tesla puts
SEC is really addressing RobinHood users here
Horrible debut for Uber. Drivers are striking; then there's this guy. How do they compete?
Today is the day
/r/wallstreetbets in a nutshell
I present to you: the headquarters of Robinhood Financial, LLC.
Actual, foolproof, guaranteed 2% return per trade
The sub now that Italy has the flu
Investing for the long term
Gentlemen it’s been a pleasure to YOLO with you.
This place lately...
Ah yes that time of year again
Always keep karma in your favor in the market. With my big $SPY win today decided to share some love.
No one can challenge us.
Trade War Cycle Update. Version 6 Build 9
Tim Apple’s blessings led my portfolio to a 100% gain YTD
I promised all of you Micron would close above $54 Friday. I am trying my best so I went to Manassas to pay my respects.
Fire up your puts for $WE
New WSB mascot?
Instantly thought of this sub when I saw this scene
Dramatized reenactment of my first options trade
When $snap goes back down after being up 40 cents premarket.
Technical Analysis of Boeing
My wife asked me what tendies were, so I made a diagram to try and explain it