Buddy just had his procedure this morning and his wife had this waiting for him when he got home. #RelationshipGoals.3yr โ __DefNotABot__ โ r/Vasectomy
Got the snip today and my loving wife surprised me with a vasectomy basket. Yes it is the cone of shame1yr โ OfficerURL โ r/Vasectomy
The taco place by my house offers a free margarita if you get a vasectomy1yr โ ishwari10 โ r/Vasectomy
Pickle resolved! I was able to carry my brother's casket. Thank you all for the advice and kind words.3yr โ Drajel โ r/Vasectomy
Lab results came back zero after 4 weeks, had this thought when they explained what I needed to do.3yr โ ExaminerRyguy โ r/Vasectomy
The joyous day is here! Thanks to everyone in the sub for providing insight and extra info when needed!1yr โ Agitated-Wall534 โ r/Vasectomy
Supreme Court got me wanting to get rechecked. 3 years later and I'm still shooting blanks.2yr โ chubby_cheese โ r/Vasectomy
Just delivered. Ready for the big day tomorrow! Have ice packs and Aleve on standby as well. Any last minute suggestions are greatly appreciated!1yr โ Agitated-Wall534 โ r/Vasectomy
In case you wondered what a section of vas deferens looks like, hereโs mine from last Friday.3yr โ the_red_barren โ r/Vasectomy
(I didnโt see in rules if a little humor wasnโt allowed) I keep seeing this advertised to me here; sorry, Reddit, but itโs a little too late for thatโ1yr โ CamSergal โ r/Vasectomy
3rd yearly fertility test this morning. Vasectomy boosted my quality of life both sexual and married2yr โ seedlessit โ r/Vasectomy
Since weโre back up and running, Iโll start with good news! Iโm sterile!1yr โ NateDawgCinema โ r/Vasectomy
I took a half day from work to get my 3 month count. My coworkers did this to my locker.9mo โ okcumputer โ r/Vasectomy
Husband is getting the snip tomorrow. How did I do with the care package?3mo โ pocketdisco โ r/Vasectomy
My nutsack looks like a batman character. Anyone else experience painful swelling and purple bruising only on one side? I'm on day 5 and it feels much worst than the past couple days. Trying to find some humor in my pain right now.2yr โ Rickcane321 โ r/Vasectomy
Tip for those first few days - use jock strap to hold ice pack (allows mobility while on ice)3yr โ 563Couple420 โ r/Vasectomy
Recently left the hospital, I entered like 10am and left at 12, they give me a breakfast, and I donโt have any pain, really happy to be here with you guys2yr โ juany_1510 โ r/Vasectomy
Just a friendly PSA/Reminder to those who have recently had the knife go under them3yr โ WEareNOTglueSTICKS โ r/Vasectomy
I've got to give thanks to this sub for helping me with my anxiety about getting a vasectomy. This is me yesterday right before the procedure. I'm so glad I finally got this done6mo โ ihavechronicrealness โ r/Vasectomy
Well chuffed to send this to my partner. She can finally come off the pill, that she's been taking for far too long.1yr โ Hobbitfeet1991 โ r/Vasectomy
5 months post op and three tests later. Not sterile. No change in range even. Still experiencing post op pain. FML.2yr โ NuSpekkio โ r/Vasectomy
After 8 months and 4 failed sterility tests, I FINALLY received confirmation that I'm sterile!!! What a weight off my mind!2yr โ NuSpekkio โ r/Vasectomy
Getting snipped in the morning. Hereโs the care package I made for my package.2yr โ PropSuxTube โ r/Vasectomy
I was legitimately nervous logging in to view the results. ๐ฎโ๐จ7mo โ AtomicEdgy โ r/Vasectomy
My dudes. My balls have been barking. These underwear gave me instant relief. Itโs all about that pouch1yr โ convenientautism โ r/Vasectomy
Got semen analysis from yesterday's test! All 0%!!! Unlimited creaaaaaampie here we goooooooo!3yr โ hyperaciditysucks โ r/Vasectomy
So I was talking to my boyfriend about vasectomies, not that he should get one, just a random convo. And he said this. After saying vasectomies don't effect masturbation, he left me on read. Can y'all give me any good science links to show a vasectomy doesn't interfere in natural bio processes?2yr โ has-some-questions โ r/Vasectomy
Day one status post vasectomy. Chose the scalpel method (doctor here, come from a long line of doctors, so that context influenced my decision) and doing well with no complications. Happy to be a part of this club and let me know if you have questions that I can help answer.1yr โ thatsoakisland โ r/Vasectomy
Procedure done 7-6-22. First test 8-19-22 showed very few sperm. Todays results1yr โ CourtExtension8905 โ r/Vasectomy
Got results back! My Dr says I'm shooting blanks, but on the lab results it says sperm is present. What do I do? This is from Sonora quest. Does anyone know how to read this?2yr โ YostYost โ r/Vasectomy
Officially Street legal after having a no needle/no scalpel vasectomy back on 11/04/2022 ๐AMA1yr โ Slinkymayne โ r/Vasectomy
Unbabytrap-able. Unstoppable. I did it, guys, and the relief of knowing I'll never owe child support is even better than I could've ever imagined.2mo โ ihavechronicrealness โ r/Vasectomy
Finally bit the bullet! 9 hours post op. Wife has been so supportive and weโre excited for the future!1yr โ jacobchandlermoudy โ r/Vasectomy
3 months post-op, and theyโre still there... GET OUT OF MY BODY YOUโRE NOT WANTED HERE!1yr โ RyessHelles โ r/Vasectomy
My lab test in September showed nothing (no sperm). Did a home test today just to follow up and see and glad to say Iโm till shooting blanks!2yr โ Fobmarley928 โ r/Vasectomy
