After lurking for two years, this was me when I finally made this account...10yr ⋅ _vargas_ ⋅ r/vargas
I am expanding my Internet commenting beyond Reddit. First stop, Car & Driver...8yr ⋅ _vargas_ ⋅ r/vargas
My nuts wore a couple of holes in my underwear, now they look like a ghost (my underwear, not my nuts).7yr ⋅ _vargas_ ⋅ r/vargas
Visited Isle of Skye, Scotland last May. The locals seem to be a paranoid, suspicious lot.5yr ⋅ _vargas_ ⋅ r/vargas
When an idea for a Reddit post pops into my head, I make a note of it in the memo app on my phone. Here are just a few.7yr ⋅ _vargas_ ⋅ r/vargas
Made a pizza with bacon, roasted jalapenos, cream cheese, grilled pineapple, and panko breadcrumbs because sometimes I likes to get weird in the kitchen.7yr ⋅ _vargas_ ⋅ r/vargas
You guys seemed to like the picture of my underwear. Here's one of my socks.6yr ⋅ _vargas_ ⋅ r/vargas
This is the top result when you google search vargas cake gif...it seems right up his alley.10yr ⋅ preggit ⋅ r/vargas
After remaining silent for six years, /u/vargas finally came back to Reddit.9yr ⋅ _vargas_ ⋅ r/vargas
Got this for my seven year old nephew for Christmas. When he opened it, I jokingly told him he'd have to wait a year before he could play with it. He started crying. It was hilarious.9yr ⋅ _vargas_ ⋅ r/vargas
From the Nate Ruess (lead singer of the band Fun) AMA. The comment itself isn't that funny, but picturing Victoria from Reddit reading it to him over the phone is.9yr ⋅ _vargas_ ⋅ r/vargas
Got my Cyber Monday survival pack all squared away. Let the festivities commence.8yr ⋅ _vargas_ ⋅ r/vargas
We got another one! Again, thank you to all that upvoted/gilded me. Everyone else can swallow my kids.10yr ⋅ _vargas_ ⋅ r/vargas
Had a coworker make something special for our boss' going away party. I texted them to see how it was progressing...9yr ⋅ _vargas_ ⋅ r/vargas
Two days ago, it was the team at NASA ghat discovered water on Mars. Yesterday, it was me.9yr ⋅ _vargas_ ⋅ r/vargas
I wanted to type butter but the predictive text on my phone had other ideas.10yr ⋅ _vargas_ ⋅ r/vargas
I know it means nothing but I still love getting any of these bad boys. Thanks to everyone who upvoted! The rest of you can suck my dick.10yr ⋅ _vargas_ ⋅ r/vargas
From TIFU, girl found dad on Tindr, realized he's into butt stuff. Vargas came with in a great description that inspired this doodle.10yr ⋅ jarwastudios ⋅ r/vargas
Peter Mayhew just responded to the introductory copypasta over in /r/CenturyClub (a private subreddit for douchebags like myself). It's the most upvoted comment in the history of the place.10yr ⋅ _vargas_ ⋅ r/vargas
