Found this inside the wall in my hallway. I've lived in this house for all of my 46 years.1yr ⋅ 22022004 ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
You drank a full cup of tea to literally the very last drop even after you noticed something in it AND it tasted foul??5yr ⋅ HappiCacti ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
Definitely doesn’t sound like something a Tumblr user would write2yr ⋅ luujs ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
We found a turtle in the rain gutter after we put it there1yr ⋅ captcraigaroo ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
i mean please explain to me how this realistically happens without a belt sander or something1yr ⋅ shmell918 ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
Ah yes, because you couldn't write it there yourself just to take the picture.5yr ⋅ _UltronGods_ ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
My school is making us cut a hole in our mask to play our instruments2yr ⋅ Desperate_Sand5658 ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
OP's dog does this whenever he is shocked and is definitely not just getting his neck skin yanked back by OP7yr ⋅ OddDad ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
That’s literally a forgotten sock he pulled out from under furniture or the laundry machine1yr ⋅ ChildFriendlyChimp ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
Totally didn't just write that in for free internet points1yr ⋅ FaIse_information ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
Sure OP, your pizza came with enough oregano to tranquilize an elephant6yr ⋅ CWess14 ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
Yeah, I really doubt a kid ripped a piece out of a shower curtain to wipe.1yr ⋅ socialjustice_cactus ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
Could have easily just put it there, it's a brand new roll and all.3yr ⋅ spechlfriedrice ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
I *lost and* found *my* Drug in a toy aisle at Walmart1yr ⋅ SuperCoolAwesome ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
Found a purple tic tac in a box of regular ones 🤔6yr ⋅ miss_chanandlerbong_ ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
Ordered from Instacart for the first time and this is how the chicken came1yr ⋅ hellish_relish89 ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
Sysadmin totally fell for this one, definitely an office computer.1yr ⋅ Dank_Poots ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
Last I checked, those weren't in the loot pool for trash cans. OP clearly is lying.3yr ⋅ Oakmeal0 ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
I found this note in my coat sleeve while I was leaving work. I don’t have any work enemies... or so I thought.1yr ⋅ lyingcorn ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
The chances you actually got reported to HR for this are approximately zero2yr ⋅ tylerscott5 ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
Yeah you definitely didn’t just write this out in purposefully bad handwriting for the attention.5yr ⋅ Zak385 ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
Chase says my checking and savings account are $200 Billion overdrawn and I need to make a deposit. Checking my sofa now for some loose change1yr ⋅ Sariton ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
riiiight. definitely did not just write that note with your ds.3yr ⋅ mtkakirby ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
My supervisor at work decided to let me know his opinion on my purchase1yr ⋅ prawduhgee ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
Found a packet of haribos with just 2 bears in it, romantic trip for two - Or you cut it open on the left so you could take the rest out.5yr ⋅ SoaringPhenix13 ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
Or you just broke a glass and put a lit match next to it. Doesn't look like that glass had any candles wax on to me..??3yr ⋅ Blazin_H ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
User deleted, probably wasn’t because it was actually a balloon tho.3yr ⋅ MegaSpuds ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
Says Found this Gulliver plush washed up on the beach sure bud.1yr ⋅ TheRookieGetsACookie ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
If I could karma bait by ripping labels off and pretending to have more weed than $100 could buy, I’d have more imaginary internet points than anyone!2yr ⋅ TheUltimateInfidel ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
8 seconds after posting... hm either thats one damn impressive reporter or an untrustworthy poptart5yr ⋅ Katie_TheWolf ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
My brand new box of pop had an avocado sticker on the first can4yr ⋅ lVlarsquake ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
Hey Dad, before you throw out the broken laptop, can I just...?3yr ⋅ Juror_no8 ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
Or you put an apple on the ground while it was raining5yr ⋅ BearsRightsActivist ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
This is the 0.1mm size but the number is cropped out.6yr ⋅ Cheezyanimations ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
You definitely didn't just order a water and say your name is Beautiful just for upvotes.6yr ⋅ enigmaticbloke ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
I did NOT buy a coffee and write this down on a piece of paper for Reddit karma1yr ⋅ SpookySeazn ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
Thats some nice beetlejuicing you spotted...1 second after it was posted5yr ⋅ mzone123 ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
The stem of my apple coming out of the side instead of the top6yr ⋅ Wydliez ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
You definitely just bought a cheese pizza and put your own pepperoni on top1yr ⋅ jakeandcupcakes ⋅ r/untrustworthypoptarts
