How long is forever?

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A quote from the great philosopher Exit

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Delivering the goods

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Not that I’d be going to Saginaw anyway

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There are two things wrong here

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Rice and beans at a local Mexican restaurant.

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Saw this when I was at the flea market Sunday

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“Notice”

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“Do not eat”

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“Air”

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Two “original” Cheeseburgers that we definitely invented “ourselves”

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I have a feeling it wont do these things...

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This makes me think the speaker doesn’t believe in fish

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Same place or Meme place if you are of the French speaking persuasion

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“Bees”

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“Land Of The Free”

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This woman is running for “president” this year!

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thank's!

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“Thank you”

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“Rest” room?

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Basic whims

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These are on all banquet doors (back of house) at my job

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incompetence of China

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Frankly, I have no idea what they were going for here.

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I don't think I'll be investing in a pot of gold, but I hope this will get some upvotes

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The Swastika Hotel, built/named in 1931 -- how is it run, exactly?

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Schrodinger's Belly Dancer

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Local Pizza Place

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Will you really miss us while you're closed? I'm not convinced...

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Flyer with a cheeky double

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He’s back at it again

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That feeling when you find the holy grail of unnecessary quotes.

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Guys...I am scared

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I Believe COVID Is “Real”

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Someone gets it

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Did I just buy non-alcoholic beer?

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Where Quality Matters

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He could’ve trained like anyone

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Oh no! The “lift key” is “missing”!

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“Beloved”

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Bathroom sign at a hospital I work at

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This witty sign at a drugstore

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rare bottom quotes in Mason City, Iowa

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Just why?

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This Cheesecake “Lover” ( ° ʖ °)

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Almost packed myself right under the truck trying to get the pic.

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Now you’re just scaring me.

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I physically cringed when I read this

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'Lesbian Porn'

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Turn off the Wi-fi...

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A conversation between my brother and my dad

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I'm confused. I hope there's no fire.

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It's gonna be great!

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Keeping America safe from bad dudes

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“Shot” 🤔🤔

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Trump isn't sure if he's president

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Isn't poutine sauce just gravy?

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I have so many questions.

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This bench was Generously donated by The Home Depot

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An interesting title

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::touch::

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I don’t know which is more annoying, the quotes or the PLSSSS.

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Turn off the wi-fi

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Instructions unclear, dick stuck in envelope

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I feel like Waze is judging my choice of employment.

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This meme

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Found at the hospital I work at. Make sure not to put any “stuff” on the shelves

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“Conjunctions” and “prepositions” (above a dog water bowl)

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Disagreement on the notice board

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Yeah, right!

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Maybe she's afraid to turn 10?

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Where the FUCK to start with this one?

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Just got married, this was in a card

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She’s less of a “white” supremacist, and more of a “Florida” orange-“ish” supremacist.

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Seems legit...

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Point Blank, a new movie on Netflix, and yes they're all like this

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There are so many to choose from here.

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Sure, You Can Depend On Us

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Yes, well done!

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I wonder what this auto shop 'actually' does to Hondas...

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Self proclaimed

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Chris Farley

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This is ominous

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Why the quotations Mr. President? Evil Really?!

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I don't know if I want to visit this so-called Church of yours..... D:

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21

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I can only assume corn is drugs, right?

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I think I'll pass.

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I didn't dare go through those doors.

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This isn't sketchy at all... [x-post /r/CrappyDesign]

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Drink up boys 🍻

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Can I poop here or not?

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Spotted at the register at Home Depot

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/r/The_Donald IRL

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Very concerned about what I’ve been eating

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The person who made this sign got catty when I made fun of it out loud

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Fluoride is bad

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What”s an apostrophe?

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This is a mess

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Sorry

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Unnecessary Quotes

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I’m not sure if I should be more concerned about the welcome or the cabin being in quotes.

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I always buy my candy at my local bowling alley

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While signing a sympathy card for my boss, I discovered My coworker is a savage.

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This is why the senior citizens don't let anyone inside their building.

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Ominous message on this pack of straws in my boyfriend's kitchen.

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Your “MOM”

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why.

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is it vegan it not?

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Your life will be forfeit as well. This is, of course, attached to the wall...

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Do not eat

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At a book fair at my school

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Oh they have the internet on computers now

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Uh oh, so how many people drowned?

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Sarcastic Restaurant Sign

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I don't know how this warcrime made it through 25 years of publishing

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Lukewarm corned beef??

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Why you so stupid, stupid?

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Just pretend to show me something... Library card, ticket stub, whatever's in your pocket... I don't care.

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“HAVE FUN!!”

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I just wanna know if I can come at 3 AM or not

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This sign in the break room

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So I guess they're not really sorry

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Saw this little guy on the back of a Jeep. I'm not even sure how to interpret it.

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I'll totally wash my hands

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As the old saying goes,

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Better than helping them, I suppose

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I don't think I trust my ham anymore.

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Solving the plastic crisis: Put plastic in quotes so that it's not ACTUALLY plastic

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I’m worried about what is happening to these houses and the people in them

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What exactly do they mean by hangout

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I don’t think I should eat one...

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Not actually trash? I wonder what they use it for then...

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Child Safe

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WTF is in these boxes?

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“2019”

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Is it Mexican? Is there any garlic? Is it even rice?

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Assuming she is who she says she is!

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is it not a mirror?

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So... Old?

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Tastiness

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What even?

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This one's an absolute minefield.

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Stop Mom! Free FACE PAINTING!

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One of my local churches is getting cynical

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My husband received this at his new job

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Taken from r/insanepeoplefacebook

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