Not exactly the way I thought I'd find out who won the old man contest3yr ⋅ HeyThereRobot ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
I was visiting a friend in Chicago yesterday and stumbled across this landmark!6yr ⋅ thatstoeupthatstoeup ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
“We’ll be in a restaurant and my girlfriend will be like: ‘you ordered your food an hour ago. It should be here by now’ and I’m like ‘yeahhh it should!’”5yr ⋅ Alexapro_ ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
I used the Random function to find this subreddit, and thought, You know, I should watch an old standup of his, he's pretty funny. I logged on to Netflix and the single, sole, only recommendation in the Spotlight was Kid Gorgeous. A TRULY UNEXPECTED MULANEY.6yr ⋅ RadioMars ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
I’ve heard you could also get a money clip at the haberdashery! [comic credit, Tiny Snek Comics]5yr ⋅ mood__ring ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
I hope this counts as unexpected: the incredible birthday card my friend gave me today!5yr ⋅ toad-brotzman ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
My brother’s college is a $120,000 hooker that a lot of idiots fell in love with5yr ⋅ squarecats ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Found on the ceiling of MEOW WOLF, Denver. I’m both confident of a miracle *and* that they stuck the landing on the way back down.2yr ⋅ Lunar-Modular ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Was going through my morning news diet when I stumbled upon Mr. J. J. Bittenbinder6yr ⋅ oxymoronic_oxygen ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Southwest left my son's carseat in our layover city. I told the guy I recently started seeing. He responded with this6yr ⋅ twinkies_and_wine ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Queer Eye and the Crown pose with a proud Asian American Woman6yr ⋅ Thisperyears ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Look at these curvy letters. Much curvier than most letters, wouldn’t you say? No robot could ever read these!5yr ⋅ rsyzygy ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
He was actually 15 when Princess Diana died, so what is the truth???🤔6yr ⋅ TVAnouvelles ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Watching The Last Jedi and thought of this. I of course had to make a meme. 😂😂😂6yr ⋅ kates719 ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Work had us decorate a vest for Black Friday. I think I won.5yr ⋅ bandsandchocolate ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Me and this lady got married yesterday, and all of the sudden I realized ...”THAT’S MY WIFE!”6yr ⋅ stnapkid90 ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Hey if you're coming to visit, take I-90 'cause I-95 has a little quicksand in the middle. Looks like regular sand, but then you're gonna start to sink into it.3yr ⋅ plomax08 ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
[with weed] Suddenly the government became like cool parents, and they’re just like, Okay, here. Take a little. We’d rather you do it in the house.6yr ⋅ seaships ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
I teach a computer programming course and told my students they had to write a program that used a switch statement. This is one of the submissions I got.6yr ⋅ cosmicroamingoctopus ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
You aint gettin me to no secondary location..you want it, GO GET IT!6yr ⋅ n00blywed_Ben ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Would you say it almost feels like there's a horse...loose in a hospital?5yr ⋅ ipopclouds ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Now you know...now you know what it’s like to live in my brain5yr ⋅ AtomicSabot ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
I think eventually everything’s going to be okay, but I have no idea what’s going to happen next.6yr ⋅ TVAnouvelles ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
