In these uncertain times, I’d like to wish everyone on this very silly sub a Happy Thanksgiving.4yr ⋅ receiver-stimulator ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Hey, if you're comin' to visit, take I-90 'cause I-95 has a little quicksand in the middle5yr ⋅ TVAnouvelles ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
That feel when you know you made the mistake of writing a big ass B!3yr ⋅ mood__ring ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
truly unexpected Mulaney on a DC post about Harley Quinn beating up some child abusers5yr ⋅ johnmulaneyreference ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Found in my high school’s alumni news. The next page said, how’d they phrase it... GIVE US SOME MONEY!5yr ⋅ spade_andarcher ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
GET OUTTA MY HOUSE! TAKE YOUR EPIPEN, TAKE YOUR GODDAMN EPIPEN AND GET OUTTA MY HOUSE6yr ⋅ Silentweasle ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
A soccer player named Kevin Mac Allister moves to a club, /r/soccer comments:5yr ⋅ HappyGoUnlucky ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Here’s the number where we’ll be, and here’s where we keep the dog food, and you’re a horse.5yr ⋅ meggyxcore ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
This is an on fire garbage can... could be the Supreme Court \_(ツ)_/ 1yr ⋅ rmkoscbg ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
“The world is run by robots, and we spend most of our day telling them that we’re not a robot.”5yr ⋅ m_slmn ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
If you can’t even type the word, then that’s the worse word.1yr ⋅ PathlessPorkfish ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
My wife got me a birthday present to help me utilize the Bittenbinder method6yr ⋅ wildCactapus ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
When you make a Mulaney reference but they don’t get it and just think you’re crazy6yr ⋅ zoemich-lle ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Okay, yeah, blue-shirt lady. Nice lady. Came in here Friday around 7:30... she was smilin’. Guy she was with didn’t seem so happy, though. He left about 9:35-9:36... Why? Did something happen to her?1yr ⋅ littlecoffeefairy ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Photo taken by a friend of an unexpected water cup at a high school.6yr ⋅ luckytoothpick ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
A friend of mine showed me this snippet of a story she's been working on4yr ⋅ RampanToast ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Guess it truly is a much bigger problem then we thought2yr ⋅ puppies_and_unicorns ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Something happened here. You hope it was a miracle...but probably not.4yr ⋅ xknav3x ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Looks like Chris Evans didn’t listen to John Mulaney well enough5yr ⋅ horvito770 ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Saw this in the library and my 9-year old said “Lost in New York? The streets are numbered!”6yr ⋅ Macandwillsmom ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
In the middle of a YouTube video about Greek mythology... truly unexpected. STREET SMARTS!5yr ⋅ peaceloveandgames ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
I’m starting to believe that John Mulaney can travel through time4yr ⋅ EdelAeris ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
A young John Mulaney being questioned about the death of Princess Diana. Depicted by Norman Rockwell.3yr ⋅ twodadshuggin ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
I don’t think people on this sub understand what “Unexpected Mulaney” means1yr ⋅ InternetAddict104 ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
I was so proud of myself but NO ONE got it, so I'll just share it with you all2yr ⋅ ButtHoleNurse ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
And then my mom said, “I made a salad with Craisins!” And the conversation ended.5yr ⋅ darthjoe229 ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Recently split up with my girlfriend. She took it surprisingly well.6yr ⋅ BohnaFass ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Scrolling through my Bitmojis and turns out I work for the New York Post now6yr ⋅ IllustratedOryx ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Your odds of coming back from a secondary location: slim to none.2yr ⋅ VeepSheep ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Sometimes,people would say, What do you think you’re doing? But that just meant Stop.5yr ⋅ TVAnouvelles ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
This Buzzfeed article on street smarts included some crucial JJ Bittenbinder advice.1yr ⋅ iwasspinningfree ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
I don't think this one was intentional, but I came across this video thumbnail by accident searching for something in google images.1yr ⋅ Gamerguywon ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
