“Here’s where we keep the dog food, and here’s where we’ll be staying, and you’re a horse.”3yr ⋅ N_ShadowofD34TH ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
And we selected 21 plays of Tom Jones’ What’s New Pussycat4yr ⋅ The-View-From-MyRock ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
As a woman, I feel this, and I know it’s a serious post, but my first thought was “I am 35 years old and I am still terrified of secondary locations”5yr ⋅ RestingBitchFace95 ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Found in a Facebook group shaming some woman’s terrible taste in Disney-themed wedding music5yr ⋅ s394206h ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
I was just watching watchmojo's top 10 worst sitcoms ever and this came up. I didn't even know it existed, but I must watch it now, critics be damned.5yr ⋅ thus_spoke_rumbles ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
A Classic JM quote used to help a non-American understand American slur usage3yr ⋅ User7355608 ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
I am at a point in my life where I would stand in line just to look at that much cash.5yr ⋅ InfinIBanZ ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Bitmoji story on point today... NOW ITS TIME FOR THE ROBOT TEST!!!!4yr ⋅ thornhall ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
I just got my first call from my university asking for money. I have been out for almost two years and I still have loans that I am paying. I let the kid make his speech because he seemed like a nice kid but this is all I could think of the entire time I was on the phone!5yr ⋅ hufflemypuffle1 ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
The MERL found a bat in their library archives and posted this...5yr ⋅ AlexaGxo ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
I saw the perp approaching so I chewed up a tab of alka-seltzer5yr ⋅ shootingstar1313 ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
i’m not going to kill an actor just because i don’t understand costumes ...3yr ⋅ tubtubtoo ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Talking about Delta's Anti-Union Posters in Slack when Suddenly...5yr ⋅ StrikerObi ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Why does Five always wear that schoolboy uniform? Bc kids are not a threat?3yr ⋅ Takeurvitamins ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Let’s get really dressed up and wave handkerchiefs at the boat5yr ⋅ goforagallop ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
I attended my grandpas catholic funeral and I haven’t attended church in a while.5yr ⋅ qubirt ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Believe it or not aging John did more than just yellow his teeth and put bags under his eyes5yr ⋅ JJ-Bittenbinder ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
f you're comparing the badness of two words, and you won’t even say one of them? That's the worse word1yr ⋅ SashaBanks2020 ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Someone posted on r/Austin with a weather map, captioned “good day to be a duck in Austin”3yr ⋅ desiswiftie ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Something happened here... you hope it was a miracle. Probably not. Probably something a lot worse.5yr ⋅ ewright_516 ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
And I thought, “I’ve never climbed a fence that high before!” and then I woke up at home.5yr ⋅ slemoore ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Unexpected DOUBLE Mulaney... Merch company sent me a duplicate package for the show's VIP merch bundle2yr ⋅ Scoutain ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Someone may have pointed this out before, but I was playing Spider-Man for the first time and spotted this.4yr ⋅ KamiRoku213 ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
In the middle of the Venn diagram of people who appreciate both John Mulaney and naval warfare, there are, at least, two of us.3yr ⋅ respectthet ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
12 yr old daughter whose main bday present was a ticket to “From Scratch” said from inside the new storm door box, “Now you’ve thrown him off his rhythm”1yr ⋅ aspertame_blood ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
“...Don’t worry, we’ll just throw them away at the first sign of trouble!”5yr ⋅ Teddy198 ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Asked my students to contribute songs for a class playlist. I had to stop and chuckle for three minutes.6mo ⋅ scartol ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Spotted on r/marvelstudios trying to predict the end of Avengers 45yr ⋅ xenomor5 ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
I know how big letters should be...to start off- a big ass F!!5yr ⋅ ellabella8436 ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
A BIG ASS H.... Happy birthday to our favorite comedian!!6yr ⋅ doses_of_mimosas ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Avoiding studying by rewatching Like a Boss by The Lonely Island. Definitely unexpected.6yr ⋅ berniebitch ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
