Not exactly the Mulaney I was expecting to see while watching Into the Spider-Verse5yr ⋅ cviletes ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
He's never been in the hospital before, he's just as confused as you are.5yr ⋅ StrawGlasses ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
On a post about Joe Rogan rescinding his statements regarding vaccines.3yr ⋅ isesri ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Reading Jenny Slate's book and when I turned it over, who do I find?4yr ⋅ StevenSanders90210 ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
I'll start with some BIG ASS LEGS... I know how big things should be.4yr ⋅ MiklGrit ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
If you’re comparing the badness of two words but have to censor one of the words...2yr ⋅ LazyLabRat ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Let’s see what Lori Jo can do, on this episode of....you don’t deserve a beach house4yr ⋅ TheUnhipHipster ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Startled while on the can, Andrew from Big Mouth season four (expectedly) quotes John Mulaney.3yr ⋅ angryapplepanda ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
I dont know about you, but i'll be drinking moon juice with president Jonathan Taylor-thomas5yr ⋅ steve2phonesmackabee ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
“8th graders will make fun of you but in an accurate way. They will get to the thing that you don’t like about you.”5yr ⋅ uglyporcelina ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
SO didn’t understand why I had to stop in the middle of the hospital to take a pic of this5yr ⋅ postapocalipstick1 ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
MRW I see a hilarious comment, and the following comment is /r/unexpectedmulaney6yr ⋅ Boston_ ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
We took off while you were in the bathroom because we hate you!2yr ⋅ RockSaltin-RT ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
♪ ♪ He will bring us bread ♪ ♪ No one but the one from Jericho ♪ ♪ Can bring bread to bread ♪5yr ⋅ TVAnouvelles ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
When comparing the badness of words and you can't say one, that's the worse one5yr ⋅ goodfootg ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Some needlepoints, they have big energy in the beginning, but then they run out of places to go.5yr ⋅ piratnena ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
“The creepiest days are when you don’t hear from the horse at all”5yr ⋅ Redpuppie1 ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
All she could do was dial the telephone a little better than I could!5yr ⋅ natty105 ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Expected a car driven by a blind dog drinking a milkshake and texting while driving instead they find a 20 something male trying his best.5yr ⋅ zionthelyon ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Thirteen-year-olds are the meanest people in the world. They terrify me to this day, because 8th graders will make fun of you but in an accurate way5yr ⋅ AnnaKTrenika ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Not sure I’ve seen a Mulaney reference on a makeup sub before 10/101yr ⋅ stefanielaine ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
MRW I’m sorting by new and someone posts their best attempt at OC5yr ⋅ sicariusdiem ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
It’s $8 to see the 1 millon or $10 to have your money added to the 1 millon4yr ⋅ Discruff ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Something happened here. You hope it's a miracle, but probably not.5yr ⋅ johnnyrocketfive ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Much like the Spanish Inquisition, this Mulaney was unexpected5yr ⋅ pinkrotaryphone ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
The passwords of past you’ve correctly guessed, but now it’s time for the robot test!6yr ⋅ TVAnouvelles ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest places if you look at it right.2yr ⋅ Karlwinslowjr ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Demi trying to find a way to tell Derek that she has a girlfriend on Bachelor in Paradise5yr ⋅ Knight-of-Theta ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Saw this on r/dndmemes ... thought it also belonged here5yr ⋅ livelongdrinkbleach ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
You’re not allowed to milk a cow that you don't own. That's not even a situation.10mo ⋅ pablank ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
This is Peyo, a 14-year-old stallion from France. He's a therapy animal who has an innate ability to find the patients who need him most.3yr ⋅ pac-sam ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
STREET SMARTS! (For context I was trying to explain to my best friend why I share my location with him while I’m on dates)4yr ⋅ sarahreneedes ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Literally unexpected Mulaney sitting two seats in front of me at Mike Birbiglia’s show!1yr ⋅ Forward-Emotion9980 ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Found one on r/askreddit “what is the most obvious case of a patient faking it?”6yr ⋅ kittysoxs ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
