Truly unexpected Mulaney— We ran into John protesting for BLM! ❤️4yr ⋅ missed_againn ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
I just realized that John is in the audience at the end of New in Town after probably my 10th viewing4yr ⋅ Leprechaun425 ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Do all my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep?4yr ⋅ lftmyhartnmetropolis ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
My multi charger was a promotional item for his short-lived sitcom. And still works great.3yr ⋅ Bash_at_the_Beach ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Well, I’ll say just about the most famous catchphrase a duck has... ‘Quack, quack.'”4yr ⋅ EmpressLanFan ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Actually found the episode where Ice-T learns what a sex addict is. Didn’t think it was real.5yr ⋅ PJA0307 ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
You are no longer the alpha of the house.” And in the back of my head, I was like, “I was never the alpha of the house.4yr ⋅ tacosandtopology ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
If you're comparing the badness of two words, and you won’t even say one of them? That's the worse word.3yr ⋅ i_am_number_eight ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Was binging all the lonley island music videos when I noticed a very familiar face...3yr ⋅ sicariusdiem ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
I eat dinner whenever I choose, as long as it works for the schedule of a dog1yr ⋅ KatiyaNastya ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
A little late, but Det. Bittenbinder has gone to a secondary location.4mo ⋅ dhwrockclimber ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
I found Detective JJ Bittenbinder in a cookbook and it really threw me off my rhythm!5yr ⋅ drewadrawing ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Walking Around With Me is Like Walking Around With The Mayor of Nothing1yr ⋅ barrooook ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
My college hit me up for money, Lisa was not expecting this4yr ⋅ RuthBaderGetsome ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Literally unexpected Mulaney sitting two seats in front of me at Mike Birbiglia’s show!4yr ⋅ Sammabelle ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Apparently we have a mutual friend on Facebook. Truly did not expect it to be his real profile but it is.3yr ⋅ cherisold ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
I am looking through the windshield. And I’m not gonna hit anyone. But no. I’m thinking about the Beatles.2yr ⋅ RepresentativeMix571 ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
I found some literal unexpected Mulaney at the airport yesterday.1yr ⋅ soolmedia ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
I gave you more money than the civil war costs and you SPENT IT ALREADY?4yr ⋅ dolandonline ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet. And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!3yr ⋅ MexicanWrestlerTed ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Probably would be mildly concerning if you didn’t get the reference3yr ⋅ suculantbear ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
And I was the one pre-Y2K asshole going “And also with Drew”5yr ⋅ heichwozhwbxorb ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Rewatched thelonelyisland's Like A Boss video for fun and found a John in there!4yr ⋅ somecat225 ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
My Unexpected Mulaney was in a hotel lobby in Spokane, WA just as we were leaving a wedding after party. “I’ll take the picture, I have long arms!”5yr ⋅ andytheg ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
It was always weird when I'd go out for the night with like some money, and then black out and wake up with no money. It was even weirder, though, when I went out for the night with some money, black out, and wake up with more money, because that means that I earned money.4yr ⋅ lara_frozen ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
When you've seen John Mulaney live and you know jokes/references that aren't on Netflix.5yr ⋅ Ziograffiato ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
Someone was murdered in your lobby and you are a person of interest!5yr ⋅ kingrhinoquakes ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
r/JohnMulaney exists. Put your pictures of a poorly made posters there5yr ⋅ dannotheiceman ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
