My ultralight deck w/ toothbrush for scale (solitare pictured, no one will hike with me anymore)2yr ⋅ us1838015 ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
Laughed at this for 5 minutes before getting really sad when I realized that I had no close personal friends that would think it was funny.3yr ⋅ wake-and-bake-bro ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
Finally a solution for a toothbrush as worn weight. (Stolen content)11mo ⋅ plapoplapo ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
We found this hidden in my son’s closet. How bad is it you guys?7mo ⋅ Sunshinestateshrooms ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
While you chodes jerk off in your Xmids, I replaced my hip with titanium because I take this shit serious.3mo ⋅ Ok-Flounder4387 ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
This unnecessary drag can turn a 30 mile day into a 15 mile day. Don't let this happen to you.1yr ⋅ tomwithweather ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
I signed up for Skurka's office hours, but instead of talking about backpacking I forced him to play Dungeons and Dragons with me2yr ⋅ Bagel_Mode ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
Melanzana micro-grid hoodie, men’s size medium. It’s not for sale. I have one and you don’t.2yr ⋅ dope_as_the_pope ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
At least I thoroughly vet every question I ask now for fear of getting flamed on this sub3yr ⋅ FlynnLive5 ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
Lol it's literally me (it's not; I haven't left the house in months)5mo ⋅ ArtisticProfessor700 ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
Shakedown request: This is the entirety of my loadout for my upcoming thru. I’ll be completely nude other than these.1yr ⋅ SpicyDeathNoodles ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
Getting ready for a trip this weekend, why did the cashier look at me with sad eyes and say ‘hang in there bud’?8mo ⋅ SlymeMould ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
Please don't tell anyone about this secret I published on a website.1yr ⋅ Ted_Buckland ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
Sorry UL nerds, I can’t hear you over the sound of your mom’s checks being clapped1yr ⋅ Woogabuttz ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
It’s nice to use a silencer so you don’t wake up the camp. It’s worth the extra weight.1yr ⋅ plapoplapo ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
I asked an AI to generate a “Portrait of an Ultralight Hiker” - this is what I got1yr ⋅ kurt_toronnegut ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
I can’t seem to get my base weight below 55lbs. Any tips?6mo ⋅ BongRipsForBoognish ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
I'm planning on doing some backpacking across Europe. Can I get a shakedown?3yr ⋅ Not_a_CIA_drug_mule ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
Just found out my phone literally had a metal weight hidden in it. Baseweight finally is what it should be3yr ⋅ ilconformedCuneiform ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
You may not like it, but this is what peak backpacker performance looks like2mo ⋅ Upstairs_Quail8561 ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
Me (SUL) watching in horror as my friends (filthy bushcrafters) stop moving to eat a hot lunch.4yr ⋅ tellytubbytoetickler ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
Thankful OP was there to educate this elderly woman on trail runners! Fortunately they had over a mile to discuss and for OP to list their personal accomplishments!11mo ⋅ Wilbur843 ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
Finally reached a 0lb base weight with my new tarp/bivy setup!3mo ⋅ Green_Pangolin4455 ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
When you see a(n) SAR report for a lost hiker on a trail you kicked over a ton of cairns on2yr ⋅ AthlonEVO ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
We all know Smeagol was God-Tier UL. Zero baseweight, approaching zero skin-out. Why do these other dudes get so much credit for this thru? Also: I’m “smeagoling” the AT this season. (Bring nothing, steal everything).1yr ⋅ TheMountainWitch ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
Almost lost the trail in this tunnel. Finger hovering over the SOS about halfway through.4mo ⋅ far2canadian ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
Should we have an annual ultralight-fest? If so, where could we meet and what should we bring?5mo ⋅ jwdino ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
Since it’s a topic today: I’ve been working with HMG on a problem that, together, we created so that we can solve it for money. I hope you’ll buy 5 of them, so that I can continue to offer new and innovative Outdoors Products.1yr ⋅ TheMountainWitch ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
the guy in r/ arcteryx telling you to buy a $500 shell for walking to work in your mid-atlantic city6mo ⋅ ShirleySimmsStepOnMe ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
Saving 600 lbs on something that weighs 4.4 million pounds <32mo ⋅ Green_Pangolin4455 ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
The stresses and dangers of the trail can often lead to delightful adaptation and innovation. #HYOK #LNT 🏔1yr ⋅ fnordlife ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
63 Liter pack, posted on the Facebook Ultralight group. keep it to yourself guys.1yr ⋅ Thefullerexpress ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
Felt every rock. - That's what you get for actually wearing them outside, noob.1yr ⋅ ekthc ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
UL pro tip. I cut off these stupid tabs on my bear can. Not only does it save a few grams, it’s easier to open. 1mo ⋅ theshub ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
Can someone please elaborate? I’ve been cold soaking 2-3 times a day but my base weight hasn’t changed.3yr ⋅ gooster12 ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
Shakedown request. No items are negotiable and I won’t change anything.2yr ⋅ burge009 ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
Look at this UL amateur, who doesn't even wear his charging cables as a bracelet so it can count as worn weight.1yr ⋅ needlesfox ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
Pro tip: leave your trash somewhere where others will see it and pack it out, reduces baseweight as you go1yr ⋅ randomthingaccount ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
Thinking about picking up some UL chopsticks. Anyone have any experience with these? Seems like a deal!1yr ⋅ HotRodKing ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
RIP, Tim. What milepost is he at? Do I just cut him with my Litesmith scissors?10mo ⋅ Spunksters ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
Trails have been pretty busy lately... We can do better.2yr ⋅ hungryhungryharambe ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
is this safe for me and my wife on the AT? I want to make sure we don't get hypothermia.1yr ⋅ Intrepid_Goose_2411 ⋅ r/ultralight_jerk
