I vote that we officially change Tuesday to Panty Day on all calendars, hence forth.1yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
Turns out that my favorite leggings are slightly see through 🤷♀️2yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
Someone told me that my bangs and curls make me look innocent. I don't know how to feel about that. 🤔2yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
All that's left of my lollipop after I fucked myself with it1yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
This is for the creepy guy across the street that's always staring. What are neighbors for?2yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
☹ My nipples are sore after I clamped them with tight hair clips. Lesson learned.1yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
I've reached over 6000 subscribers. For such a small profile, I'm impressed. Thanks babes! xoxo2yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
I'm starting to see results of my weightloss! 💪🏃♀️🤸♀️🏋️♀️1yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
I meant to zoom out when I took this pic last night but frankly, it looks pretty good, imo.2yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
As requested, a close up of my eyes. I don't want to be recognized so pardon the sticker.1yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
Took this when I was still a blond and totally forgot about it2yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
My lubricated arse for Higgins' early bday gift. Love, Eliza. 💋1yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
My socks have sharks wearing Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses. You can be cute and still be sexy.1yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
Blooper shot of what was supposed to be my leggings pulled down to reveal my buns but the pic is still kind of good anyway 😄2yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
Those gams are shaping up! (Sorry for the bightness. I'll take more later.)2yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
Enjoying the last warm days of fall. Snow will be here before we know it. :(1yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
Not sexy but I lost more weight and my leggings fit loose now. Weightloss progress!1yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
Since the shoe sub said this pic was too sexy (yeah, right 🙄) here it is, again. I bought these 40's pumps and I'm in love. Long live thrift stores!2yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
I'm so in love with this eye make up look that I don't even want to take it off2yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
It pays to have helpful friends. Thanks, doll! Should I reward him? 😉1yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
I'm proud of my weightloss. I'm not perfect but I workout everyday. Thanks for being supportive. 💙2yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
I don't know if you guys ever had a cheesecake cone but I did tonight and all my effort to resist snacks went out the window lol. All well. I've been doing good.1yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
My vibrator is soaked with my juice as a thank you to my new subscribers3yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
Sometimes you don't want to look like a slob, even if you're just running errands.1yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
This is why you don't order your sex toys online. I selected an anal plug and I got this. 🤦♀️1yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
On my profile, we see cats and culture, as well as nudes, so deal with it. 😄 This is an excerpt of my favorite poem.1yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
Spinach and feta for dinner every night. Time for my willpower to resist unhealthy food to kick in. 🙃1yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
When you pause the TV to masturbate and Robert Stack is like1yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
Your monthly dose of wisdom. Girls: pay special attention!1yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
My cat judging me for a weed stash I forgot about and found on one of my doll shelves. 😄1yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
Why does it look like this kangaroo wrote in asking for advice?2yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
Apparently saying the breed of a cat is racist, according to reddit.1yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
I don't care what anyone says. This looks like a huge cock and I don't mean a rooster.2yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
I love how this person is sexually ambiguous and childfree. Duolingo is hilarious!1yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
I can't even believe the people who contact me. His profile is repugnant.1yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
I wonder how many times this line worked? 🙄 I'm betting zero.1yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
I read Christian movie reviews because they're unintentionally hilarious1yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
Ranting here since the rant subs won't let me upload pictures1yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
Holy shit, Barbie makeup! To any makeup wearing followers, you understand why I'm freaking out!!1yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
This post is for every hater who called me a fat ass or a slut or a cum dumster lol. You don't have my confidence and you never will. 😄👅4yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
This probably won't be popular on other subs but I love how this pic came out.4yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
Chantilly is sick and I'm worried. Please send some love her way. I'm blue and feeling distant. I'm sorry to those who I haven't responded to. Tomorrow her vet will see her. ☹3yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
u/daddyofohreaally likes girly girls, I got a bunch of pink and girly toys.3yr ⋅ yourenotquiteme ⋅ r/u_yourenotquiteme
