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13.5in vs size 14.5 foot

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13.5in vs size 14.5 foot

Who wants to sleep over tonight? Heads up; I don't wear pants to bed and I sleep with a snake!

3yr ⋅

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This how I lay my cock out when my buddies stop by. I grew up w/ my dad's gigantic leaking tasty cock out in my face like this 24/7 & normalized it for me. No complaints and more straight mouth on my cock than I can count. Best part: All my str8 buds think they're the only one who sucked me off!

4yr ⋅

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With buds @ my Starbucks. One dared me to get my cock hard & take it out. The other (in pic) didn't think I would & said if I did he'd slurp the head. So I got almost fully hard & took it out. He wouldn't let a pic be taken doing it but my bud took it just after he sucked my head for a sec.

4yr ⋅

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It's been a few months since I measured. I guess I need to update my bio. Totally soft here too. Hard, it actually get's a little bigger lol

3yr ⋅

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Warmer weather inspired an evening run in these 100% see through shorts. Stopped at Walmart after to grab some bottled water and turned A LOT of heads, ALL DUDES!

3yr ⋅

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Lettin' it hang out. Figured you all might like to see a new pic of the big boy. Let him out at the gym like this when I was using the leg press.

3yr ⋅

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When the cute guy in line notices, then says he want's to see it, it's pretty standard that if I find him cute enough, I'll take it out right there. What's the old slogan for the postal service? If it fits, it ships? Well, it didn't fit, but he sure tried!

2yr ⋅

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Chaturbate: Come and play right now!

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Hangin' out @ 5Guys, waiting for my pick-up order. Two twinks noticed my bulge, dared me to take it out. So I did, left it out the entire time I waited, about 10 min.

2yr ⋅

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Didn't have time to post this before work this morning. Almost completely soft.

2yr ⋅

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You asked, here's an updated measuring shot! Not 100% soft but nowhere near hard, just sort of, awake.

2yr ⋅

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Warm summer throwback letting my bull nuts breathe by the pool. So full of creamy goodness!

3yr ⋅

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Which would you prefer, unleaded, or Highcocktaine?

4yr ⋅

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Dude @ the gym wouldn't hold it in the pic after staring, but he stood there while I took the pic. Though he was all about it after my phone was put away! lol

3yr ⋅

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It's that time of year again! My yummy cinnamon rolls w/ sugar love freshly squeezed glaze!

3yr ⋅

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Getting some sun on this big fucker today. What would YOU do if you happened by me sitting like this at the park?

3yr ⋅

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100% Soft, thick and 11 long shows so obvious it might as well just be hanging out in plain view. What do you think? Pants too tight? Is this obscene? lol It always shows this much.

3yr ⋅

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Some perspective for you all... totally soft and significantly longer than a Venti cup from Starbucks. While the cup is empty, I'm totally full.

4yr ⋅

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So how many have you seen a hung dude, go commando in white pants! Oh the heads that turn!

4yr ⋅

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Just an update. No new tube yet, but manual pulling and hanging a 8lb weight off it has kept the length intact!

3yr ⋅

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Letting my big meaty bull nuts hang free and breathe while waiting at the chiropractors office. Cute receptionist went from trying not to stare to smiling.

3yr ⋅

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Still pumping! Between 9.5 and 10in long when soft now! Loving all the attention it gets now! Used to turn a few heads, now turning TONS of heads. This is how I wear my pants whenever I go out! Anyone who looks & is paying attention, gets to see my thick veiny cock going nearly 1/2 way down my leg!

4yr ⋅

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Fuck the stalkers! I won't punish my fans because a few retarded losers can't respect boundaries. SO here's my cock today. Tons of fucking stares, smiles and a few winks!

4yr ⋅

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When the Starbucks barista says he'll give you a free drink if you show him what's in your pants. Right there at the counter! Smacked it down on the counter a few times then took this shot.

3yr ⋅

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I got tons of requests for this! So folks this is my dad! The monster 10 soft (almost 12 hard) cock my bro and I grew up with, now you know why we didn't think we were that big until we started public high school. A monster slab of meat like this skewed our perspective. Looks damn sexy for a 44yo!

4yr ⋅

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When you're 6'5 tall & hung like me, you don't fit well on public toilets. But some of you like to see an example so here you go.

3yr ⋅

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Chaturbate: Come and play right now!

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Went out for a walk today. All things considered, only passed about 5 people. But, they ALL stared! Felt good to show off my huge cock with all this corona craziness going on. Can't wait until we're past it all.

4yr ⋅

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Lots of requests to see my cock being pumped. Here you go! Fully soft & pumped up to a full 10 inches, also currently my hard length too. A few hours after pumping it relaxes down to a little less than 10 & stays there for a few days. Loving the stunned reactions my dick bulge gets in public now!

4yr ⋅

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Dude walking past me muttered Holy shit, just after he passed. Few minutes later he circled back around and smiled as he passed a second time. He was cute too, if he'd said something, I'd have let him play count the veins with it.

4yr ⋅

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When your foot long tube is too small...

3yr ⋅

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Cock pumps DO work! Hangin' soft at just over 9inches long! Been pumping for the past week and already see roughly an inch and a quarter of growth in my soft length. LOVING the stares I'm getting! I went from right around 8 inches soft to about 9 and a quarter inches soft!

4yr ⋅

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Got asked what the size of my cock head/flare is. People think it's impossible when I say it's roughly 9in around. So here you go, measuring tape wrapped and not 100% hard.

2yr ⋅

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Got invited to dinner at a new friend's house. He made chili, served it and proceeded to step out and take a phone call. Left me for nearly an hour! So I jerked and shot a load in his chili, then offered to warm it up for him. He came back, ate and went back for seconds. My close friends know better

2yr ⋅

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New cock pump tube arrived! 22 inches long! I maxed out my foot long tube, so now I see just how far I can go!

3yr ⋅

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With the big ball dropping tonight, I figured I'd drop both mine! These may be my new back up pair of yoga pants!

4yr ⋅

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Got asked to see how far I stretch when I'm 100% soft. So stuffed my fingers in my foreskin, hooked 'em and I caught a whopper! Roughly 9in long here not counting the foreskin.

4yr ⋅

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It's the holiday season! That means I whip out my home made sugar glaze/icing for all my baked treats! It's that special, secret ingredient that keeps 'em coming back for more!

4yr ⋅

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If my balls look tired, they are. 3 loads a day for the past 5 days to fill all the requests this year. 3 dozen cookies, 4 cinnamon loaves with glaze and so far 2 batches of egg nog. Also, phone stuck in weird clarification mode that makes everything hyper sharp and texturized.

4yr ⋅

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Found old load of mine in fridge & decided to use it for dinner party tonight! Shrimp Alfredo! Cook as usual, allow sperm to warm up to room temp, mix in powdered parmesan cheese. Place shrimp on bed of fettuccini coated with Alfredo sauce, then pour load over shrimp & serve. Got rave reviews!

3yr ⋅

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My Yoga pants... are shockingly popular. No one minds my bulge or that they work their way down during class, showing off a lot more than I thought they'd be okay with.

4yr ⋅

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To collect my loads I squeeze my dickhead into this jar (tight fit!) Saves any stray shots being lost! Unload my balls, then refrigerate it or pour it in the freezer container. Today I added it fresh to the recipe I'm working on going out in the morning! Rock hard here! Check the other post for more

4yr ⋅

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It's a whole meal and I tried to get it all in frame. Oh well, where would YOU start?

3yr ⋅

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Why underwear is pointless for me. Balls take up so much that there's no room for my dick.

4yr ⋅

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So when everyone else is doing the Bic lighter challenge, I decided to do the soda can challenge. Since I'm 6'5 tall, my bulge & cock are pretty proportionate with my hands/body. This should give you adequate perspective of how huge my dick bulge is when I'm 100% soft.

4yr ⋅

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I realized I hadn't posted this directly to my wall. So here you go, one of my fav things to do is sound my cock with a ribbed plastic straw. It's over a foot long and when I'm in the mood I'll plunge almost all of it in and out until I bust and it streams out of the end.

4yr ⋅

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The whole enchilada! I got some dork complaining that I post too many bulge pics and not enough full cock pics. So their complaining is all my followers reward! Will post a hard shot soon.

5yr ⋅

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Nuts... at 6'5 tall and hanging soft at almost 8in long my nuts roughly the size of eggs sorta get lost in the background. So here's a nice feature of them! These fuckers have made so much jizz that's been mixed in so much food it'd blow your minds.

4yr ⋅

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Since everyone's loving my big meaty balls, here's another shot of the protein barrels. Did you know sperm mixed with confectioners sugar, vanilla, diced pecans and cinnamon make a great swirl mixture for homemade ice cream? My cinnamon NUT swirl is a favorite I get asked for this time of year.

4yr ⋅

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Throwback to my asshole that's seen more straight dick than anything else. Those dudes always say it looks like a pussy! Proof that I'm hung like a horse in front... AND in back! Versatile top with a trashed hole who knows how to to trash a hole!

4yr ⋅

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Chaturbate: Come and play right now!

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Taking 24 apple pie pockets with my tangy lemon cream glaze. Freshly squeezed my friends!

3yr ⋅

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Cold winter shrinkage is a bitch. Around 7in soft here, usually closer to 8in. Wish I had a hottie (guy or girl) with me to pet it or sit on it to warm it up to it's normal size.

4yr ⋅

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A few degrees warmer today and things are more back to normal, rocking out at around 8in soft in my super soft, super thin pants. Buddy of mine said Dude I can see the veins in your cock through those pants!

4yr ⋅

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Taken before going out earlier. Rolex makes a slightly uncomfortable cock ring. Leaves some gnarly indentations in the skin! But... it works!

4yr ⋅

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Underwear problems. Never will fit comfortably. Though I love being in the locker room at the gym like this and seeing who notices. EVERYONE does lol. If you count my foreskin, that's 8in of length.

4yr ⋅

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Where the secret sauce is made! When they say Wow, this tastes amazing, what'd you put in it? I go Old Swedish secret ingredient. Freshly squeezed usually, otherwise it comes from the freezer, is thawed and added as needed.

4yr ⋅

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Comparison & ruler for those who asked!

3yr ⋅

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Chaturbate: Come and play right now!

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Lots of requests, so here I am! Rock hard! Tip of foreskin is right at the 10in mark. Wore my favorite black jeans so you could see the difference between bulging soft at nearly 8in and raging hard at almost a full 10in. Also full coverage foreskin even when hard!

4yr ⋅

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25yo dude, 6'5 tall, uncut and soft at 7.6 with a lot of foreskin. Been away for a while, but I'm back! Comments welcome from everyone! Bromo's hit me up!

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